A friend of mine just started working at an, ahem, “adult”
store. After his first few hours on the job, his boss said he needed to leave
and asked my friend if he could manage the store and he agreed. A few minutes later white woman comes in:
"How much for the white dildo?"
"$35."
"How
much for the black one?"
"$35
for the black one, $35 for the white one."
"I
think I'll take the black one. I've never had a black one before."
She pays him, and off she goes. A while later a Black woman
comes in:
"How much for the black dildo?
"$35."
"How much for the white one?"
"$35 for the white one, $35 for the black one."
"Hmmm...I
think I'll take the white one. I've never had a white one before..."
She pays him, and off she goes. About an hour later a young
blonde woman comes in and asks:
"How much are your dildos?"
"$35 for the white, $35 for the black."
"Hmmmmm....how much is that plaid one on the
shelf?"
"That's a very special dildo...it'll cost you
$165."
"I'll take the plaid one, I've never had a plaid one
before...."
She pays him, and off she goes. Then the
boss returns he asks my friend how everything went and my friend says:
"I think I did good, I sold one white dildo, one black dildo,
and I sold your thermos for $165!"
Could’a happened. |
O.K. the dildo joke...you should be taken out behind the barn and spanked...or wait, maybe Carlos would not have to take you out, maybe you could both just stay indoors.
ReplyDeleteI'll take whatever punishment comes along~!
DeleteLMAOOO
ReplyDeleteOh, that joke, Bob!
And I think that The North Face did indeed show Target how to handle this. Of course the bigots did not show en masse to the North Face Stores... Ugh how I detest them.
And yes, of course I'd let Charlie do things to me. Repeatedly...
XOXO
I do like a good dildo ....... joke.
DeleteTarget should know better.
Yeah, Charly's kinda hot.
xoxo
I loved both Carlos stories, Bobulah. One made me laugh and the other had me tearing up.
ReplyDeleteAll cats are regal until they go into jerk assassin mode!
As for the joke? I thought it was safe to sip my coffee while reading it. You warned me it was bad. You lied! Six a.m. is way too early to choke on coffee, Bob!
We've had some cats that were less regal and more notorious.
DeleteSorry about the coffee! 😁
Oh, Christian got the new job - at first I was confused about which Cooper you meant... You left out his name in that sentence...
ReplyDeleteI am glad for Christian Cooper!
I'm happy that Carlos can get the books on tape. That's terrific!
I will have to fix that error! Sheesh.
DeleteCarlos is thrilled about the books, too.
Dildo joke - I tried to stifle a laugh. Pleased that I failed
ReplyDeleteI even got a little cackle out of Carlos with that joke!
DeleteI immediately feel all warm inside when I see the header “Tales of Carlos.” Excellent news about the books on tape reader! My mother’s neighbor loved to read and was devastated when she no longer could. That reader changed her life. That was great news about Cooper. Charly Poirier is definitely something but he looks A LOT like one of my nephews (the could be brothers) and that would just be creepy.
ReplyDeleteI'm really happy Carlos got the books, and that it's so easy to get them and return them.
DeleteLucky for me, Charly looks like none of my relations!
Oh my God that joke was priceless! I'll be repeating that several times today. And don't expect Ron DeSantis to acknowledge any gun shooting. That doesn't surprise me in the slightest.
ReplyDeleteGood on North Face for addressing the outcry. And while it's good to some point for the exposure to support the gay pride month I still only buy from gay owned companies.
And I love that fat slug floating in a Blue Wave.
Ronnie is a filthy pig.
DeleteI agree about buying only from gay-owned businesses, or ones who support us ALL YEAR LONG!!!
There are so many reasons not to vote for Ron DeSantis that I couldn't begin to enumerate them all!
ReplyDeleteBravo for Carlos and the books on tape. That's great news.
I love that there's a drag queen named Pattie Gonia!
Drag queen names are the best!
Deletethe dog's mother
ReplyDelete(Carlos x 2) (Tuxedo always)
t____ can just wave goodbye
floating away in the blue wave.
xoxo :-)
Yes, yes, and yes!
Deletexoxo
I hear Thermos wants to trademark your joke! Charly? Oui! Merci beaucoup! I'm thinking an anchor might be the best life preserver...
ReplyDeleteI could use the Thermos™ coins!
DeleteTo take Charly out for a long weekend or buy an anchor.
How about Angie throws a brick?
ReplyDeleteThe Royal Society for the Blind runs a spoken book service on this side of the pond - I'm glad that Carlos is able to enjoy books again. I couldn't live without books any more than I could live without oxygen.
I'd be good with a brick.
DeleteYeah, we are both so happy that Carlos gets this service.
North Face Rocks, DeSantis sinks like a rock, and Charly is almost too pretty.
ReplyDeleteCharly is very pretty.
DeleteI'm happy for Carlos - I can imagine the frustration of losing one's ability to read books. I've always got one nearby, though it often takes me weeks to finish one.
ReplyDeleteGood on North Face, and deSantis has apparently decided Florida no longer matters. What an asshat!
That was one of the things that hit Carlos the hardest when his eyesight started to fail. He's always loved books.
DeleteDeFascist is too busy running to f**k this country to be bothered by shootings in Florida.
I put my boyfriend to sleep if I start discussing grammar, especially the subjunctive. DeSantis is a horrible, no-good person; I can't believe anyone would vote for him. Of course he did get elected in Florida and Trump was sort of "president" so perhaps my expectations for the American voter are too high?
ReplyDeleteGrammar chat might get me to nodding off, too!
DeleteI, too, wonder about voters and why they vote as they do.
Oh that plaid Thermos joke is SO BAD, lol.
ReplyDeleteI know, right?
Delete"Oh damn, all out of life preservers, what should I throw?" Thoughts and prayers.
ReplyDeleteIt's what they would throw.
DeleteActually, the GOP, being lemmings, would follow him right into the water.
It was nice to read that Carlos can enjoy books again. And DeSantis? What an ass. The thing that scares me about him is that he won the gubernatorial election in Florida with a hefty margin. How in hell can that happen?
ReplyDeleteCarlos is really enjoying his new toy and the books.
DeleteTo answer your question: it's Flori-duh. I like to think, however, that his bigoted, hate-filled, anti-LGBTQ+, anti-women platform won't help him nationwide.
Time to dust off the binoculars and go bird watching.
ReplyDeleteI like the idea ...
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