Thursday, June 16, 2022

Bobservations

I have no Carlos story this week because this is my mood and it’s all I can do.

Fuckity fuck fuck fuck fuck.

I blame the heat and humidity, and stupidity; luckily, Carlos gets this mood and rarely tries to poke the bear, though he does smirk at my tirades!

If the GOP really wanted to get intel out to the insurrectionists, they should have hired cats, because the cats could go anywhere unnoticed. Not Tuxedo, though, he votes Blue.

At a time when the GOP wants to punish drag queens, or people who say ‘Gay,’ President Biden reiterated that he believes no one should face discrimination because of who they are or whom they love and so this week, to mark Pride Month, he signed an Executive Order Advancing Equality for LGBTQI+ Individuals that:

Addresses discriminatory legislative attacks against LGBTQI+ children and families, directing key agencies to protect families and children

Prevent so-called “conversion therapy” with a historic initiative to protect children from the harmful practice

Safeguards health care, and programs designed to prevent LGBTQI+ youth suicide

Supports LGBTQI+ children and families by launching a new initiative to protect foster youth, prevent homelessness, and improve access to federal programs

That’s my president, working for equality rather than trying to criminalize your sexual orientation or gender identity.

CATS A GODDAMNED BLUE VOTE!!!

Last year a woman sued GEICO for catching HPV while having sex in a car insured by GEICO. The woman says she had unprotected sex with her then-boyfriend and contracted HPV and sued GEICO for $1 million in monetary damages. They declined, and the case was sent to arbitration.

Cut to this year and the Court of Appeals for the Western District of Missouri has ordered GEICO to pay the woman M.O. $5.2 million in damages because she was injured in a car they insured.

Seriously.

And not a word about the woman choosing to have unprotected sex. No responsibility.

One of my favorite parts of the January 6 hearings is the testimony from several witnesses who say that on Election  Night Rudy Giuliani showed up at the White House rather intoxicated.

The blowback from that story has led to the creation of a new adjective, giuliani’d, as in:

“I went out last night and got so giuliani’d that I had unprotected sex in a GEICO-insured car and may have caught HPV.”

I like it.

For years, Georgia GOP senate candidate Herschel Walker has expressed an enormous pride and love for his adult son, while taking a stand against fatherless households and deadbeat dads—specifically in the Black community—but now we know that Walker, who has apparently never met the truth, has a second son, who has apparently been estranged from his biological father since his birth a decade ago.

Walker was hit with a paternity suit, in which he admitted being the father, pays child support, and sends Christmas & birthday gifts, but does not see this son.

That’s all.

The new story all over the web is the ALLEGATIONS that Congressperson Lauren Boebert was an "unlicensed paid escort" who had "two abortions" and was convinced to run for office by Ted Cruz who may or may not have been a client, and then married a man who ALLEGEDLY whipped out his penis to underage girls at a bowling alley.

She really is the ideal representative of the Republican party.

PS Of note is that Ted Cruz, who never shuts up about anything—and always tries to insinuate himself into any trending topic—has not even remarked on reports that he hired Lauren Boebert and she may have aborted his baby.

Uh huh.

Thiago Lazzarato is a 38-year-old gay Brazilian model, influencer and trainer, but … Would You Hit It?

37 comments:

  1. Marjorie three names can follow your instructions at the top of this page and fuck right off. As for Bobo, the most offensive part was that she was not licensed. A whore? Well, of course. Also Ted Cruz? *barfs* The Rethugs: always look at what they're attacking and you'll find out what they've done. See: Walker.
    And of course Guiliani was drunk. He's always drunk.
    And Uncle Joe has worked hard on his promises. VOTE BLUE!
    As for Thiago, well, yes. And twice on the weekends.

    XOXO

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    1. Boebert and Cruz and MTG. I need a hazmat suit and a Bleach cock-a-tail.
      xoxo

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  2. Strangely enough, like Tuxedo, when I saw that that pre-rioter was taking photos of underground tunnels I thought that's odd. Hardly the first place one would want a postcard of when visiting a historic building.

    Given the trash that comes out of Margarine's gob I would be very surprised to discover she could think, let alone read.

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    1. Imagine that family photo night: here's a tunnel, here's a stairwell, and here's a window.

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  3. Hahahahaha, good twitter reply!

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  4. Your response to Boebert was classic!

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  5. That GEICO ruling is just insane. I hope they appeal!

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    1. To be fair, she WAS injured in a car they insured but I didn't know STDs were part of the coverage.
      And again, where is HER responsibility?

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  6. I think I love the tweet the most this week. You rock, Bobulah! I'll leave the hitting of the very young Brazilian hunk to Maddie.

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    1. I did enjoy my tweet. And, yes, Maddie will hit Thiago like a brick tornado.

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  7. Can someone introduce a bill that makes it illegal for MTG to speak? Or just quit giving her any coverage? She's looney toons. Got it. Move on. Hope things are improving for your mood, Bob. If not, I would recommend getting Guiliani'd.

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    1. I imagine that would be one very bipartisan bill! And, yeah, stop covering her and she 'll slink back into the ooze.
      I just got home from work, and I am on my way to a giuliani'd evening.

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  8. chortle, the tweet reply!
    (Carlos - just because) (Tuxedo - always)
    xoxox :-)

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    1. MTG said nary a word about children being blown to bits by AR-15's but she wants to come for drag queens?
      Oh.Hell.No.
      xoxo

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  9. Great tweet. Wow, what a collection of stories. Sorry you are in a bad mood, boo. I am crabby ALL THE TIME, so I get where you're coming from. The Boyfriend is so upbeat and happy ALL THE TIME... so, I guess we balance out? Anyhoo... Thiago? NO. But, if he has an older, fatter brother... send him my way. The Ted Cruz story is amazing... you know he'd have to pay for it. And Bobert looks like the type. How funny. Thanks for the feed. Kizzes.

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    1. Hopefully our moods will shift? Just being home now sitting in the AC is making me smile.
      Thiago is a little TOO pretty, yes, indeed.
      Boebert and Cruz ... a petri dish of yuck.
      xoxo

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  10. Yeah, it's hot, humid, and everything is so horrible I don't even want to hit it. I'm in a fuck off mood myself. I hadn't heard the latest about Lauren and Ted. Pretty interesting if he doesn't say anything about it. I love the tweet. I have toured the capitol. I treasure my photos of stairs, entrances, and windows to break. I saw a news article that said Walker has some other hidden children, too. After the sun goes down, I'll head out to get laid in a car so I can get some fun money. Fuck everyone and everything.

    Love,
    Janie

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    1. Great Minds Say Fuck Off Alike!!!
      xoxo

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  11. I haven't had one of those fuckity fuck days since the public hearings started. You need to start keeping score: Hershel is up to 3 more children he's never spoken about. I understand the Boebert accusations are flimsy. And here's the good part. Lazzarato not only has an Only Fans page, but he's also evidently been in some long-term relationship with some guy named Josh Moore.

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    1. Herschel and Boebert are the idols of the GOP because they say one thing and then completely ignore it in their personal lives.

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  12. Lauren Boebert is the epitome of stupid. And OMG..that Brazilian guy?

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    1. Boebert is a tool and a fool.
      Thiago ... yeah.

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  13. You can reduce your risk of human papillomavirus by using condoms during sex. There's also a vaccine for some types of the virus. The anonymous woman needs this information - desperately. Have A Nice Day.

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    1. I'm sure she had it, but chose to ignore it. And that really irks me.

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  14. You had me at gay Brazilian model.

    As for anything political, I'm with you fuck it all. Though Im glad Biden did some nice work for Pride month, as long as it doesn't get rolled back if we lose the election, because people can't vote.

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    1. I figured that would lure you in!!
      I am still holding out hope that women and the gun safety people will still be pissed in November to go to the polls and vote Blue.

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  15. Photographing tunnels and stairwells etc might have something to with an escape plan.

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    1. Not part of the regular tour even.

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  16. As for fucking off, that might just have to become a sticky on my computer monitor!

    Oh my god, that final tweet!!!

    Thiago? Yes, again and again. When can I start?

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    1. That Fuck Off has been my mood for several days now!
      MTG shouldn't be allowed to speak or tweet or be in Congress.
      Thiago is ready when you are!

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    2. I’m ready. I’m ready!

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  17. Any idiot on congress can introduce a bill - and many do.

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  18. I loved your tweet back to MTG. It would be amusing how incensed Republicans get about drag performers, if they weren't cynically trying to mobilize bigoted voters using a complete non-issue.

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    1. I think the GOP going after drag queens is their attempt to take the light away from, the 1/6 committee. They are, after all, the 'Don't look there! Look over here!' party.

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