Saturday, March 16, 2019

I Ain't One To Gossip But ...


Just an example of how overboard people go with social media … it seems 90210 star Jennie Garth is getting the shiz from people on social media for not posting photos and memories of Luke Perry following his death.

And even though her Instagram page was silent following Perry’s passing—she did release a statement to the press—sad fans waited for some crumbs. And her next post didn’t stop the haters; see, her first post after Perry’s death was a photo of her three daughters for International Women’s Day and that was too much for those so-called fans. They jumped in and Jennie clapped back:
“Hey everyone … I chose to post a pic of my girls today. Because they are my life. Because today is a day to celebrate all women. It took a lot for me to want to celebrate anything. I thought about it and I know that’s the way my dear friend would have wanted it. His kids were his life. And anyone who knew him knows that and knows he didn’t give a fuck about social media. So please don’t assume or judge or make rude comments.”
Snap. Why don’t we let people mourn the way they choose to mourn, m’kay?
Well, Kathy Griffin is still riding the Woe Is Me train following that nearly two-year-old photo of her with the bloody fake _____ head. And she’s still trying to drag My Husband In My Head, Anderson Cooper, for saying the picture was tasteless.

In a new interview, she talked AC again
“I was devastated. It still hurts. I mean, I really loved him.”
Um, Kathy, you unfunny asshat; if you loved Anderson you’d know he was giving his opinion, which you didn’t like, about an opinion you gave, which a lot of people didn’t like.

Grow up, move the fuck on, and become funny again.
Even billionaires are asshats and whiny little narcissistic bitches, and, no, I don’t mean _____ … cuz he ain’t no billionaire. This is about billionaire developer Harry Macklowe who splattered a picture of him with his eons younger fiancé on a Park Avenue building that his ex-wife of 58 years was moving into.

Harry and Linda Macklowe didn’t have a prenup, so they fought over their East Hamptons home, their $700 million art collection, and two adjoining apartments at 432 Park Ave … the building that Harry and new wife Patricia’s humongous faces currently terrorize. Both Harry and Linda wanted to live in the building but Linda won out and so Harry is acting like a dick.

And it might also be because Linda walked away with half of Harry’s $2 billion fortune.

I wonder how much that big picture cost him.
It’s funny, and sad, when people dredge up a nearly thirty-year-old feud to make themselves newsworthy, but that exactly what Peter Bogdanovich is doing by claiming that he and he only is responsible for Cher’s noteworthy role in Mask.

Yes, he came for Cher, bitches. When asked in an interview who was the most difficult actor he’s ever worked with, Peter said:
“Well, she didn’t trust anybody, particularly men. She doesn’t like men. That’s why she’s named Cher: She dropped her father’s name. Sarkisian, it is. She can’t act. She won Best Actress at Cannes because I shot her very well. And she can’t sustain a scene. She couldn’t do what Tatum [O’Neal] did in Paper Moon. She’d start off in the right direction, but she’d go off wrong somehow, very quickly. So I shot a lot of close-ups of her because she’s very good in close-ups.”
Damn, Pete! Why so angry? Oh … maybe because, why he also says he and Cher ended up getting along quite well making the movie, afterwards when he sued the studio for replacing his preferred Bruce Springsteen song at the end with one by Bob Seger, Cher sided against him.

So, he’s a tiny man with a big ego. Got it.
A-Rod proposed to JLo so these two kids with some five marriages, and many more engagements, between them are taking quite the risk. But has it already soured?

It seems that back in the day, A-Rod had an affair with Jessica Canseco, ex-wife of Jose Canseco, and now Jose is claiming it’s on again. In fact, he Tweeted about it:
“Watching World of Dance watching JLo text Alex Rodriguez little does she know that he is cheating on her with my ex-wife Jessica poor girl she has no idea who he really is”
And this:
“I was there a few months back with her when he called her on her phone”
Then this one:
“Alex Rodriguez stop being a piece of shit stop cheating on Jennifer Lopez”
And then Jose went all kinds of crazy:
“Alex Rodriguez I challenge you to a boxing match or an MMA match anytime you want. I am willing to take a polygraph to prove that what I'm saying about Alex Rodriguez is 100% accurate”
Canseco had me, because I can see A-Rod being a cheater, right up until the boxing challenge. Now it seems it’s all about Jose being thirsty for press … and maybe a shot with his ex-wife?
College admissions scam artist, and now out-of-work actress, Lori Loughlin was allowed to keep her passport when she turned herself into the FBI and was charged with bribing officials to get her two moronic daughters into USC.

Lori kept her passport because she had work commitments in Vancouver filming Hallmark movies and her Hallmark series, When Calls the Heart. She told the court that she had filming commitments throughout the rest of the year.

Yeah, not so fast criminal … the Hallmark Channel has issued a hard pass response that Lori Loughlin has been dropped from all Hallmark Channel productions:
“We are saddened by the recent news surrounding the college admissions allegations. We are no longer working with Lori Loughlin and have stopped development of all productions that air on the Crown Media Family Network channels involving Lori Loughlin.”
Along with stopping all current projects, the network will no longer air any content featuring Loughlin.

Ouch; but wait … the producers of Fuller House say they have zero plans to bring her back for the next season.

If only her kids could get a Grade A education and then get jobs to support their mother, but the rumor is out that USC is kicking both of her daughters to the curb.

Karma is a bitch, and right now I love her.

11 comments:

  1. So many "tiny men with big egos," as you say. And a few women too!

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  2. The college scandal... both The Engineer and I graduated from
    the same school. Every year we got donation pleas but never
    donated. Youngest was still accepted! The other two went to
    the cross state rival school so we shall not discuss them...
    :-)

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  3. The pettiness of rich people is magnified by their money. No more, no less.
    Apparently Lori’s husband is a fervent Cheeto supporter who believes people should carry their own weight. Rich, huh?

    XoXo

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  4. Never, ever object to how people grieve; we all grieve differently and that grief should be respected by those not involved.

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  5. don't fuck with cher. period.

    the rest of the garbage stinks to high heaven!

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  6. Garbahge is as garbahge does. I don't know what that means, but it fits.

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  7. The Jennie Garth thing is funny... people, it wasn't real, it was her job, and I doubt if they were dear friends.

    Harry Macklowe = old, old dick.

    I see Pete's still wearing them ugly pink glasses. Someone should tell him they were never cool.

    You know, I never thought I'd say this, but "Hooray for the Hallmark Channel!!"

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  8. I confess the last entry item gives me schadenfreude

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  9. Oh Bob, sometimes you save the best for last, and this was one of those days.
    Karma is a bitch, and I love her, too.
    Insightful, witty, and my kind of quirky - you're the best.

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  10. Listen, we've all seen Cher 'act'. An Oscar is not indicative of good work. You've seen "Mermaids" or "Witches of Eastwick", right? Bogdonovich gets a lifetime pass for "What's Up, Doc?"

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  11. Ah, yes Karma. Sometimes she comes through. And, look, I NEVER NEVER NEVER though Kathy Griffin was funny. Remember her on Seinfeld. She played herself being not funny and simply cashing in on everyone else's fame. I don't understand how Anderson Cooper was so close with her in the first place.

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