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I smell trouble brewing on keeping Up With The Kardastrophes and all of it over that name.

See, last May Rob Kardastrophe’s Baby Mama and Future Bride and Future Ex-Wife, Blac Chyna filed papers to trademark the name “Angela Renee Kardashian” and the Girl K’s Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney are not happy.

So the Three K’s—cuz KKK sounds bad, you know—filed  papers objecting to the trademark. Between this and the divorce that most think is in Kim’s future, now would be the time to become part of her legal team; I see coins in their future.

Anyway, the Three K’s say that seeing the name Angela Kardastrophe would be damaging to their brand and would cause “irreparable injury” to their reputation. They also accuse Chyna of “deliberately seeking to profit from the goodwill and popularity” of the Kardastrophe name.

Um, Three K’s, if Chyna marries your brother her new name will be Kardastrophe and no little lawsuit, or foot-stomping by three reality show “stars” can stop it.

Pick your battles. Kim? You’ve got a madman for a husband. Khloe? You’re just a mess. Kourtney? Rumor has it you’ve taken your alcoholic cheating  Baby Daddy back. Yeah, you don’t have time to fight Angela Kardastrophe so build a bridge and get over it.

One of the strangest stories last year was the Embryo Lawsuit between Nick Loeb and his ex-fiancée Sofia Vergara.

Sofia and Nick were together for years, and at one point, planned to have a child together via surrogacy. Nick’s sperm fertilized Sofia’s eggs in a lab, and two separate implantations were attempted, and neither stuck.  Then Nick and Sofia broke up and she married Joe Manganiello, but they still had some embryos in the freezer. Nick then sued Sofia for “custody” of the embryos because he wanted to implant them in another surrogate and raise the child by himself. Sofia maintained that the embryos belonged to both her and Nick, and until they could agree, the embryos would stay in the freezer.

Loeb’s lawsuit was filed in California, and there are still motions and judgments and filings, but now, as if possible, it’s gotten crazier.

The embryos are suing Sofia. Oh but they are; an anti-choice group is suing Vergara on behalf of the embryos, which they have named Emma and Isabella.  The main thrust of Loeb, and the anti0-choice group’s, argument is that by refusing to implant the two embryos, Sofia is “killing” them.

Except they’re frozen and can remain so indefinitely; she didn’t day trash ‘em, she said keep ‘em cool for now.

Seriously., people, lawsuits like this are what really pisses off Judge Judy.

Meanwhile back at KK ... despite her vow to nurse her lunatic husband, Kanye, back to health, there are rumors that West and Kim Kardastrophe are living apart since he left the hospital.

That Woman is spinning it that Kim is “overwhelmed” and concerned about Kanye’s relationship with their two children. A source close to the family—and you don’t get closer than inside the family—says Kanye is living apart from his family and continuing treatment for undisclosed mental health issues.

Man, how can Kanye get his act together when he’s surrounded by a Koven of Famewhores hoping to cash in on his troubles?

I kid, because we all know Kanye will spin this into a new album, a new tour, and thousands of new onstage rants.

Anderson Cooper has been with his boyfriend Benjamin Maisani for about seven years now, but prior to that, whilst playing the field, Cooper had a set of dating rules.

Now, according to Cooper, he and BFF Andy Cohen might have become a couple,. Until Andy broke one of the rules before their first date.

It seems that when Randy Andy Cooper and BFF Kelly Ripa—also Cohen’s BFF—sat down with Cohen on Watch What Happens Live, Cooper talked a lot about his love life—including his failed romance with Cohen himself.

Cooper says the two men were once set up on a blind date, but Cooper decided he wasn’t interested in Cohen before it even went down:

“Andy and I were first set up on a blind date, which never happened because we had a phone call and after two minutes I said, ‘I’m not dating this guy.’ He broke my cardinal rule… he mentioned my mom within the first four sentences of meeting me.”

Well, I bet Cohen was trying to get Gloria Vanderbilt for an episode of RHoNY and Cooper wasn’t playing. Plus, Anderson Cooper and Andy Cohen? I mean, they’d make a good couple because they wouldn’t have to get new monogrammed towels, but other than that ... ick.

Cooper can do so much better ... and did. Benjamin Maisani is hot.

So, Luke Bryan, country singer. He’s kinda cute, but also kinda hot-headed.

Apparently at a recent concert, a guy was standing in the front row and ALLEGEDLY acting like a d-bag. He ALLEGEDLY GAVE Luke the finger, and not the good one, and Luke came off-stage and, holding the mic in his hand, smacked the guy in the side of the head.

But this isn’t the first time fans at Bryan’s shows have offended the singer; apparently it’s a “thing.” One night a fan waved a sign that read:

“We can see your camel toe.”

Apparently Luke likes his jeans tight.

But now his team is spinning the bashing by saying the man who got mic dropped was being rude to Luke, and to military veterans for whom the concert was raising money:

“A man in [the] front row was making crude hand gestures toward Luke during his performance. It was insulting not only to him, but more importantly to the men, women and families sitting around him who were there to support and celebrate Charlie Daniels and the efforts of raising money for the military veterans – some of who were in the audience. The concert security personnel saw the man’s disruptive actions of the event and he was escorted out.”

Yeah, that only sounds like the man was being a dick to Luke and not any of the vets so, yeah, Luke has a temper and likes to do the smackdown.

Maybe his jeans are too tight.

This is funny ... Paris Hilton has crawled out from somewhere to tell us that she was just acting dumb all these years and she’s really really really really really smart, y’all.

With 17 product lines and 70 overseas stores, Hilton has built an empire, of sorts, and wants everyone to recognize it:

“I am a very hardworking businesswoman and entrepreneur, and that’s what I want to be known as now.”

Sorry, Paris, you’ll always be that dim-bulb blonde from a  reality show who strutted around in nighties and negligees and said “That’s hot.”