So, we have this faucet in the kitchen that is probably original to the house. And it's an odd little number. It has the actual tap right there where it should be, but the lever which one would use to turn the water on and off is situated on the far right corner of the sink[ separate from the actual faucet. Yes, the lever is not actually part of the faucet, but, hey, it worked, and we learned to live with it. Until ... one morning this past week Carlos muttered the phrase, We have a problem! The tap on the kitchen sink broke!
I said, We'll have to get it fixed.
I'm smart as a whip like that.
But Carlos said, We can just use these pliers to turn it on and off with, though.
And suddenly I'm in an episode of Green Acres, and my name is Lisa Douglas, and I'm wearing a marabou-trimmed negligee and climbing a telephone poll to make a phone call.
Not gonna happen.
Carlos, though, then suggest we call a handyman to install a new faucet, and I suggest that maybe we do it ourselves.
Carlos: Not unless you want a divorce!
Bob: What does that mean?
Carlos: I have two word for you: dining room lamp.
Bob: Um, that's three words, but I get your meaning.
I nearly killed Carlos when we put in the lamp over the dining table because the man never saw a book of instructions he wanted to read.
End of story, though: we bought a new faucet, and we installed it ourselves and no one was hurt during the process.
You can teach old gay dogs a new trick.
that's only 1 reason why I listen to baseball on the radio; I get to use my mind and my imagination. plus our mail announcer is a drop dead DILF.
ReplyDeleteNone of the resident children played baseball but neighborhood tribe members did so we spent a lot of time in the stands.
ReplyDeleteWhen the New Zealand Parliament announced the results on Marriage Equity it was a member of the public gallery that broke into a rendition of Traditional Maori Love Song. The whole chamber including the politicians joined in with the celebrtory singing including the second verse of the son in their rendition.
ReplyDeleteYou can watch it here
Listening to it bought tears to my eyes...
I saw that Bruins national anthem on NHL Tonight last night. It was a thing of beauty.
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ReplyDeleteArticle 3;27: "It is forbidden for gay men to have anything to do with indoor plumbing."
So let it be written...