Thanks for these. Yesterday’s post was so depressing but all true. Angela at the gas pump & the dumbing down mission accomplished are especially funny.
The waterlemons one was very clever. It certainly snared me. Sometimes that is what reading is like - we anticipate what should be there. Of course this phenomenon would not affect Trump as he never reads anything.
🍉🍋 When life gives me waterlemons...I turn off autocorrect! (🤪 Autocorrect and I got into a fight over me typing waterlemons just now...twice! 🤭) 🥺 Oh, what coulda been in last year's election! It might not have been a perfect world, but it would be more like Kamalot!! 🥰🥳🌞
I'm with Alex Falcone; if you have so much money you will never spend it in 20 lifetimes, why not help others. Bezos could have fed millions of people for the money he wasted on his trashy vulgar wedding.
Holy shit, how do they even attempt to justify that level of gerrymandering? Are there no rules??? The messy toddler made me laugh. Uh, I never had a facial....I swallowed. TMI, I know.
I read in my newspaper today that the orange one is taking over Washington DC. I despair for your country with the power hungry greedy toddler in charge.
Thanks for these. Yesterday’s post was so depressing but all true.
ReplyDeleteAngela at the gas pump & the dumbing down mission accomplished are especially funny.
We could all use a good laugh every now and again.
DeleteLove the mission accomplished. The meme, not the mission.
ReplyDeleteFunny, cuz it's true!
DeleteExcellent lineup! Fucking garlic paperwork -- I agree!
ReplyDeleteGarlic really annoys people!
DeleteOh the fun we could have with a billion or two.
ReplyDeleteI could do lots of things!
DeleteLMAOOO
ReplyDeleteThe whisky!!
Angela, honey... ANGELA!!!!!
XOXO
P.S. still love Kamala...
You and me ... same page!
Deletexoxo
The waterlemons one was very clever. It certainly snared me. Sometimes that is what reading is like - we anticipate what should be there. Of course this phenomenon would not affect Trump as he never reads anything.
ReplyDeleteThe brain works very quickly ... well, some brains.
DeleteI like the whisky one.
ReplyDeleteIt kinda fits.
DeleteThe plan to dumb down America....sometimes a picture can explain it all! LOL. It sure worked on Angela, there, didn't it?
ReplyDeleteAngela is clearly MAGA.
Delete🍉🍋 When life gives me waterlemons...I turn off autocorrect! (🤪 Autocorrect and I got into a fight over me typing waterlemons just now...twice! 🤭)
ReplyDelete🥺 Oh, what coulda been in last year's election! It might not have been a perfect world, but it would be more like Kamalot!! 🥰🥳🌞
Well, we need to realize, since we didn't learn with Hillary, that we need to vote or we loes, and lose big.
DeleteI'm with Alex Falcone; if you have so much money you will never spend it in 20 lifetimes, why not help others. Bezos could have fed millions of people for the money he wasted on his trashy vulgar wedding.
ReplyDeleteSeriously.
DeletePS; found this which I thought might amuse you; https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c9vd7mmdd9yo
ReplyDeleteGood on her!
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ReplyDeletexoxo :-)
Wendi Aarons for the win!
ReplyDeleteHe is an annoyingly filthy toddler, isn't he?
DeleteThe garlic and the whiskey ones gave my funny bone a good tickle. Poor dumb Angela, next stop, The Darwin
ReplyDeleteAwards.
I needed some funny today! Now, try peeling garlic after a few whiskeys! Oy!
DeleteHonestly, I don't think she was on the menu at all; sloppy seconds is usually dumped in the garbage disposal.
ReplyDeleteWell, he dug her up somewhere and I think it may have been the bottom of an orgy pile.
DeleteEven Crenshaw can see that 👁️
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Right? How is THAT a district?
DeleteThe surprise facial is wickedly funny.
ReplyDeleteAn iota of truth, I think.
DeleteHoly shit, how do they even attempt to justify that level of gerrymandering? Are there no rules???
ReplyDeleteThe messy toddler made me laugh.
Uh, I never had a facial....I swallowed. TMI, I know.
That was TMI! 😁😁😁
DeleteI just wish the bastard would die already. There I said it and fell better.
ReplyDeleteI'd like him to get his tie caught in Abbott's wheelchair and then have them both tumbledown a long flight of stairs.
DeleteI read in my newspaper today that the orange one is taking over Washington DC. I despair for your country with the power hungry greedy toddler in charge.
ReplyDeleteIt's deflection. Talk about crime--which is down in DC--and not about perdophiles and presidents!
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