Monday, January 24, 2011

Just For Giggles

A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital, and while she was on the operating table she had one of those near death experiences.

She went into the light, and she saw God, and she asked of him, "Is my time up?"

And God said, "No, my child, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."

The woman recovered, and then decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth! 

Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.

After her last operation, she was released from the hospital, and while crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of that ambulance?"

.....You're gonna love this.....

God replied: "Shit! I didn't recognize you."*

*special thanks to fellow Smallville gay, Neal, for the joke.


David Dust said...

LOL!!!!! Good one.


Cubby said...

ROFL That was great!

Wonder Man said...

cute joke, Bob

Thomas (Tom) Rimington said...

Love it!

Robbie said...


I got one. What do you call sixty guys sitting at home watching the Super Bowl? The Chicago Bears.