What better way to get the media and your enemies to stop talking about you raping girls on a tropical island than by invading another country.
Remember when the GOP went after Putin for invading Ukraine without cause but stayed silent when America raided Venezuela for the same reason last week? It’s not drugs or terrorism; it’s oil and money and greed.
If you needed proof that former news network SeeBS has flipped to the MAGAt side, note that the White House gave them the scoop on the illegal attack on Venezuela.
Candace Owens says it was the Jews who orchestrated the attack on Venezuela because Candace is an anti-Semitic lunatic.
Cankles now says the US will “run” Venezuela. Funny, because he is running America into the ground so I guess we can see the future of Venezuela.
Miss Lindsey Graham pulled her head out of Cankles’ ass long enough to call the attack on Venezuela “amazing” and says Cuba should be next.
Pammy Jo Bondi praised Cankles for his “courage” in sitting in the White House and ordering American military men and women to put their lives on the line in Venezuela while he stuffed his gullet with McDonalds.
Senator Tim Kaine says he will force a Senate vote on Cankles war powers, though the GOP—still Carrying Cankles’ water—will fight that.
Most of the world has denounced America—and Cankles—for the attack; that ain’t America when most of the world comes for us.
One MAGAt Republican Thomas Massie claims Cankles’ threat to Iran is just like Venezuela: it’s about oil and money. One smart Republican who isn’t afraid to speak the truth.
It seems that both Cankles and the Couchfucker claim the attack on Venezuela was because they had “stolen” our oil with no explanation of how it was done … maybe it was that giant invisible pipeline Venezuela built in Alaska to funnel oil to South America when no one was watching?
The Wall Street Journal poked Cankles for going TACO on another round of tariffs.
The Democrats vow to campaign on the expired Obamacare subsidies and the idea that a great many Americans will see their health care insurance rates triple, but, hey, there’s oil to be had in Venezuela.
Tommy Tuberville, GOP clown, and many in that party, melted down over NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani taking the oath of office on the Quran. Funny they had no trouble with a rapist, pussy grabbing pedophile swearing on the Bible.
Cankles says White House doctors say he’s in “perfect health” which explains the near constant medical procedures, the MRIs and the rotting flesh on both his hands, as well as those elephant ankles.
And Lastly, because this is funny and stupid and scary and all the things, but Chief Justice of the Supreme Court John Roberts is now calling for judicial impartiality. It’s kinda late, you traitorous prick.
It has just gone from bad to worse. Cankles can’t even run his own country, now he is going to run Venezuela. He says he is coming for Mexico Cuba Canada and Greenland too. That should show the American people just how dangerous and nuts that he is. When will the armed forces object to his unlawful advances, or will they? I am sure Canadians will fight back. Gigi
ReplyDeleteAnd Columbia, and (reportedly) Chile.
DeleteHe's fucked America and thinks he can run another country?
DeleteOh.Hell.No.
Perhaps those armed forces will get to the next country, hand in their guns and themselves and ....well I don't know what will happen after that.
DeleteThey added Cuba and Greenland. It's almost as if it's been planned like a game of Risk.
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The whole idea they pushed that it was about drug trafficking? Raise your hand if you knew that was bullshit. 🙋♂️
ReplyDeleteAlso, raise your hand if you knew the GOP cowards would back the regime. 🙋♂️
It's all about oil and mineral rights and cash for their bank accounts and the GOP will continue to back him out of stupidity and fear and then cry unfair when they lose their jobs.
DeleteRachel Maddow put it into perspective quite succinctly: Power and control over the Western Hemisphere. Though, I think when push comes to shove, NATO countries might have something to say about that.
DeleteThe amount of hypocrisy and greed and plain bad faith this administration slings left and right is flabbergasting. Cankles is invading some countries and sacrificing others bees on the profit he gets. There’s no money for the US but there’s money to bail his cronies and to go to invented wars.
ReplyDeleteHe’s coming for Greenland’s rare earth minerals next.
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It's all about lining his coffers with gold and keeping Epstein off the news. It will end badly for him.
DeleteNice format change. And CBS is in big trouble mostly because Larry Ellison is too stupid to understand that human beings have brains, and they use those brains to think. He doesn't understand that billionaires are becoming more and more unpopular.
ReplyDeleteIt's easier for me to get it posted and easier for people to read, I think.
DeleteSee BS can FOAD.
I am sure most Americans still believe in the rule of law, but it seems that those working in the Goldish House and the fat tub of Lard mooching round Mar-e-Lago think the law is something that can be twisted to their benefit if they think about it at all. I am embarrassed to say that our Prime Minister is unwilling to admit that the attack on Venezuela is contrary to international law, although he stands firm with Greenland and Denmark.
ReplyDeleteCankles and his band of drunks and hookers and goose-steppers and Nazis and fascists will cheer and hoot and holler until their party crumbles and then they will all screech "It was my fault."
DeleteFunny, I was watching CBS this a.m, and they were speaking to Venezuelans living in the US who are pleased with the invasion. Something about how much of a dictator Maduro was, and how people could be imprisoned for what they said. I guess they've quickly forgotten that IQ45 sees them as criminals and aliens who should be imprisoned and deported, simply for being Venezuelan. And that is still a distinct possibility.
ReplyDeleteI guess if they hate Maduro they'll love when Cankles takes over they're country and destroys it.
Delete🤨 Except, Bob, that Sphincter Face and the various other buttfaces (Rubio, Kegstand, Ratcliffe, and Littlest Nazi) who think that face makes them look serious, were not "sitting in the White House and ordering American military men and women to put their lives on the line in Venezuela while he stuffed his gullet with McDonalds." or a secure situation room of any kind.
ReplyDeleteThese 🤡💩 were in a hallway of that Bedbug Hotel in FL. A poorly-hung (like Trump himself) black drape was the only separation from the rest of the building and they were all staring at little screens "monitoring" the situation. In the background were two large screens monitoring X to see when social media would begin noticing and applauding this shitstorm!! 🍆🍆🍆🤬🤬🤬
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They haven't a clue what they're getting into but once we come out the other side those motherfuckers will all screech the "But I was just following orders" bull shit as they are hauled off to jail, fingers crossed!!!
DeleteCuba should be next? Why, Miss Lindsey, how you do go on! Missy Cankles is threatening Mexico and other countries and he still wants Greenland. Let's just have us a nice little ole world war. What fun it will be with all those funerals for his despised suckers and losers.
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I only want that ONE funeral ... though I won't be watching.
DeleteI would watch and hope they fill in the grave with concrete.
DeleteI'm so over all these wars...and can't stand the "they don't like Israel" but yet almost every politician voted to approve more money for that war. Jasmine Crocket was recently asked about her pro-Israel stance...rolled her eyes, and said she didn't support what's going on...yet she voted to send funds to the country, and had a meeting with that evil war criminal president where more money was sent. While I still like her, she loss more than a few points with that on me. Shit or get off the pot, grow balls. It's why I like and respect Mamdani. He came right out against the country with no qualms. I still also think this is one point that cost Harris the election too. You can't fund wars, and then also send relief for victims.
ReplyDeleteBut this great ASS will get us into more, and seems no one questions it. And they will all support it.
His ignorance masked with his terror at the Epstein files will get us into a lot of trouble, but will also end the careers of every GOPer who sits by and does nothing!!
DeleteAnd HWSNBN is in good health Bob. He goes to the medical doctors of RKJ!!!!
ReplyDeleteHe's the healthiest overweight, bloated, cancerous gasbag that has ever lived!!!
DeleteTrump has often floated the idea that Canada could and should become the 51st state but now that an illegal military assault on Venezuela has happened - along with the kidnapping of President Maduro and his wife, perhaps Venezuela should become the 51st state instead. This would give all 30 million Venezuelans full American citizenship and the right to travel freely within their new, richer and much larger country along with the right to work etc.. This seems like a fair exchange for the countless barrels the Trumpists plan to suck from Venezuelan oil fields.
ReplyDeleteOh he won't allow the brown people to come here. Who will work the oil fields for him?
DeleteA good run of headlines to keep things short and sweet. Or maybe short and sour. Why isn't he dead yet?
ReplyDeleteHe just may be ....
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ReplyDeleteUnhinged, too.
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