Trump keeps sitting behind a desk to conduct interviews - hiding his swollen feet and his bruised hand. It's tough being a wannabe dictator. Didn't he once say he was a “perfect physical specimen"? Is there nothing he will not lie about?
⚰️🪦⚱️ Trump knows he's dying. He won't change his life choices to live longer; that is way too hard for a stubborn old asshole to do. Much easier is trying to become recognized as 'Murrica's first dictator before he kicks the 🪣!! So, I propose we all thank him for becoming the "True One and Only Dear Leader We Have Been Praying For" 🙏 and then put on our dancing shoes for the many funeral celebrations!! 💃🕺🥳🤣
They must have designed the Voldemort makeup after Miller. If only someone could uncover the cover-up of that "assassination attempt." I would donate to that cause.
🤣 On some dark comedy synapses in my brain, I get a real kick out of the laziness of the Trump administration! Somebody comes up with the innovative(?) "mortgage fraud" criminal investigations and now every Democrat and/or Black person in 'Murrica has committed mortgage fraud...the latest is Federal Reserve Governor Lisa Cook!! 🤯 Really?! Are there no other obscure things to accuse people of? All these idiots have is a bunch copycat behavior!! 🤪🥱
Oh, Cheeto's 'assassination attempt' was staged. All. Of. It. For a photo op. On brand, no? And pedophiles of a feather flock together, so yeah. Ghislaine WAS an abuser, also. So no, I won't believe a word she says. And Gavin Newsom trolling Mango Mussolini mercilessly? Here for it.
Totally staged ... so many unanswered questions and the fact that he never brings it up??? Maxwell deserves to rot in prison ... and not some cushy joint ... but maybe one of Kristi's Koncentration Kamps?? The Latest Gavin was an AI image of him snuggled with Ivanka and Melanie!! xoxo
Ted Nugent and Scott Baio are pedophiles? I know they're obnoxious right-wingers but I think I missed that particular accusation.
The slavery/Cracker Barrel one is so true. I do not understand the shitstorm about the Cracker Barrel logo at all. (Then again, I think I've eaten there once, so it's not an emotional attachment for me.)
Hahahahahaha, Van Gogh, "What's good for the goosesteppers," and the Epstein suit! Thanks for the belly laughs!
ReplyDeleteI kinda wish Zelenskyy had such a suit and had worn it.
DeleteHe's desperate to receive the Nobel Peace Prize - what a travesty that would be . . . to add to all the other travesties.
ReplyDeleteI doubt he'll ever get it but then I doubted he'd be elected and the REelected!
DeleteTrump keeps sitting behind a desk to conduct interviews - hiding his swollen feet and his bruised hand. It's tough being a wannabe dictator. Didn't he once say he was a “perfect physical specimen"? Is there nothing he will not lie about?
ReplyDelete⚰️🪦⚱️ Trump knows he's dying. He won't change his life choices to live longer; that is way too hard for a stubborn old asshole to do. Much easier is trying to become recognized as 'Murrica's first dictator before he kicks the 🪣!! So, I propose we all thank him for becoming the "True One and Only Dear Leader We Have Been Praying For" 🙏 and then put on our dancing shoes for the many funeral celebrations!! 💃🕺🥳🤣
DeleteHe is rotting from the inside out ... explains the stench.
DeleteThey must have designed the Voldemort makeup after Miller.
ReplyDeleteIf only someone could uncover the cover-up of that "assassination attempt." I would donate to that cause.
I read an article detailing all the discrepancies but I have somehow lost it. I need to find it and post it!
DeleteGermany got it right.
ReplyDeleteThere truly is nothing he won't lie about.
Sad that he does it, pathetic people believe it.
DeleteI've had worse baseball scars ⚾
ReplyDeleteHe was never shot
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Cartilage doesn't grow back.
Delete🤣 On some dark comedy synapses in my brain, I get a real kick out of the laziness of the Trump administration! Somebody comes up with the innovative(?) "mortgage fraud" criminal investigations and now every Democrat and/or Black person in 'Murrica has committed mortgage fraud...the latest is Federal Reserve Governor Lisa Cook!! 🤯 Really?! Are there no other obscure things to accuse people of? All these idiots have is a bunch copycat behavior!! 🤪🥱
ReplyDeleteLisa Cook says she's not going anywhere; she's standing her ground!
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ReplyDeletexoxo :-)
Oh, Cheeto's 'assassination attempt' was staged.
ReplyDeleteAll. Of. It. For a photo op. On brand, no?
And pedophiles of a feather flock together, so yeah. Ghislaine WAS an abuser, also. So no, I won't believe a word she says.
And Gavin Newsom trolling Mango Mussolini mercilessly? Here for it.
XOXO
Totally staged ... so many unanswered questions and the fact that he never brings it up???
DeleteMaxwell deserves to rot in prison ... and not some cushy joint ... but maybe one of Kristi's Koncentration Kamps??
The Latest Gavin was an AI image of him snuggled with Ivanka and Melanie!!
xoxo
I'm in the mood to be shallow today. I'll take Paul Rudd and a summer water to go please.
ReplyDeletePlease pull forward to the next window to pick up your order!! 👱🏼♂️🍸
DeleteTed Nugent and Scott Baio are pedophiles? I know they're obnoxious right-wingers but I think I missed that particular accusation.
ReplyDeleteThe slavery/Cracker Barrel one is so true. I do not understand the shitstorm about the Cracker Barrel logo at all. (Then again, I think I've eaten there once, so it's not an emotional attachment for me.)
These are incredible. Van Gogh and his ear, brilliant!
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