… that the other day I stared at the screen
for several minutes and then announced, “God this show is boring,” and then heard my
boss say, “This is a zoom meeting.” Still, I wasn't exactly wrong.
… that when someone yells
stop, I don’t know if it’s “in the name of love,” or if it’s “Hammer time,” or
if I need to “smell the roses.”
… that sometimes a yawn is so good you just gotta scream at
the end.
… that when people tell me
that I shouldn’t let the cats sleep in the bed with me, they don’t understand
that I would lets our cats take a loan out in my name.
… that when people say I’m overthinking the situation they
don’t realize that I have no other form of thinking.
… that my grocery list is
always very simple … #1: Don’t run into anyone I know, and #2 Bread.
… that when someone is trying to offend me they don’t
understand that my sense of humor is blacker than my coffee.
… that Taylor Swift could be
performing live from my kitchen and I still wouldn’t go.
… that no one ever told me that when I got older the weather
app would become part of my daily routine. |
Good LOLs but holy moly, the "new U.S. flag" on your blog banner . . . chilling.
ReplyDeleteI saw that yesterday and, sadly, it seems fitting.
DeleteI wouldn't know T-Swift if I sat next to her on a plane, I talked with a US Senator for 90 minutes one morning, and never did recognize him.
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ReplyDeletexoxo :-)
That is so true about the weather app!
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