Saturday, June 11, 2022

I Ain't One To Gossip But ...

This made me laugh!

Kim Kardastrophe was in London last week with Pete Davidson and tried to worm her way into the Queen’s Platinum Jubilee at the last minute. But Buckingham Palace knows Kim and how she got to be this version of famous—hint: porn—and gave her the Royal Finger.

And so she headed to the BBC thinking because she’s Kim Kardastrophe, she could get right in and the BBC turned BBK for a hot minute to say Buh Bye Kimmy.

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Speaking of the Queen’s Platinum Jubilee, Alicia Keys? Really. I mean, nothing says celebrate the Queen like Keys dashing between two pianos to sing a couple of her hits. But the best part was when Keys said she always thought of London as her second home and so she had a song in mind, and then busted into “Empire State of Mind.”

Huh? An ode to New York reminds you of London? Huh? Many in the crowd were confused as to why Keys chose to perform that song at the British celebration:

“She’s singing about New York in London… She can’t do that.”

“Why is Alicia Keys singing about how amazing New York City is at an event to celebrate the Queen? Maybe choose another song?”

“Although I love the song about New York, you’re in London baby.”

“I love Alicia Keys and everything but if this is meant to be best of British, why are we singing about New York in the middle of London?”

Maybe through osmosis Keys got wind of the confusion, because halfway through the song she started singing ‘London’ instead of ‘New York.’

I guess she finally remembered where she was performing.

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Clearly Sarah Jessica Parker, who just last week said Kim Cattrall was never ever coming back to And Just Like That [Nobody Was Watching] realized the only way to draw in an audience was to tease that Samantha was coming home … in a text.

Although SJP, and creator of the show Michael Patrick King, have both said they would not be okay with Cattrall returning to the show, they will use the name Samantha Jones every chance they get to make their diehard fans—both of them—think Samantha’s back because Carrie and Samantha will text, y’all.

Riveting television. SJP and MPK keep running around assuring people that Cattrall will never be on the show, and then they bring her up … on the show!

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Let’s end with one Jamie Lee Curtis. She’s not just the Scream Queen from films and sequels like Halloween, she’s a wonderful mother and she does weddings.

Curtis not only watched, but performed the wedding ceremony between her daughter Ruby Guest—who came out as transgender in 2020 —and her partner Kynthia, in a ceremony held in Jamie Lee and husband Christopher Guest’s backyard, and afterwards Jamie Lee was gushing over the happy couple on social media:

“WIFE IS SWEET! Ruby and Kynthia.”

And, again, that’s how you parent.

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13 comments:

  1. Looks like a fun wedding!

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  2. I did my utmost (and succeeded) in not watching anything to do with the jubilee nor getting involved in the parties in the village. However I did hear that the concert was one hot mess.

    I shall also do my best to avoid the funeral and obsequies when the old girl goes and then the coronation of an old man who has spent his life waiting to ascend the throne along with Fag Ash Lil. And the money that will take to carry all that out would feed all the hungry in the country for the next 20-30 years - there should be no need for food banks in the 6th largest economy (and shrinking) in the world.

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  3. Love Jamie Lee Curtis, like Alicia's Voice but that was insulting to sing a New York Anthem in London for the Queen's Jubilee... and I hate to say it, but a very 'Ugly American' thing to actually do. The rest of them, who cares and why do they even still have any Fans?

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    1. Jamie Lee sounds fabulous.
      I think Alicia was in a 'Here are my hits' mood and wasn't thinking?

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  4. I guess Alicia was trying to draw a parallel between her home in NYC and London but obviously didn't do it very well. I love Jamie Lee Curtis! I never realized she's married to Christopher Guest.

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    1. We watched it and when she said London felt like home to her and then launched into THAT song I asked Carlos if the Jubilee was being held here!
      Jamie and Guest have been married over thirty years I think.

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  5. Kimmy who? And Jamie Lee has always been a staunch ally.

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    1. Poor Kim. Did she really think the Queen or anyone in Britain would want a former porn star whose greatest asset if her ass at the Jubilee?

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  6. So kk tried to slime her way into
    the Jubilee. Glad they all said no
    thanks!
    xoxo :-)

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  7. Oh dear, some of these poor creatures. Their equilibrium must be off or something.

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    1. Perhaps it's more "ego"librium??

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