Friday, October 02, 2020

I Didn't Say It ...

Seth MeyersLate Night host, on the “debate”:

“Last night we all watched a petulant psycho debase himself on live TV. Actually debase is not the right word; it was more like a collective brain hemorrhage. It was like watching democracy get a lobotomy. Watching that debate was like hotboxing a Porta Potty with crystal meth in Phoenix in July. It was like being hit on the head with a lead pipe in a room filled with nitrous oxide. It was like watching a two-person performance of 12 Angry Men where one actor played one part and one was mad enough for the other 11. … Wolf Blitzer could show up in full BDSM gear screaming the lyrics to ‘WAP’ and it still wouldn’t have been the crudest thing to happen last night. [FOX News anchors] … watched that debate and saw an apex predator and gladiator-warrior fighter? Because he didn’t look like a predator to me. Most of the time he stood there with his head cocked like an old dog who just heard a twig snap. He held onto that podium like my grandma holds onto her walker when they’re reading the Powerball numbers. _____’s behavior last night was perfectly emblematic of the modern GOP, right-wing media, and the conservative movement. The Republican mascot shouldn’t be an elephant. It should be a possum being cornered in a garage by a rake. They’re all like this: deranged, petulant children, constantly aggrieved, making excuses. We got a closeup look at just how odious and grotesque the president is. His only goals are chaos and nihilism. He thinks that’s the path to power. And now it’s up to us to show him he’s wrong, and restore our democracy by voting in overwhelming numbers to repudiate him and everything he stands for.”

It’s comedy, yes, but it’s also entirely true.

And sickening because it’s entirely true.


Tom Ridge, former Republican governor of Pennsylvania, on his choice for president:

“I will cast my vote for Joe Biden on Nov. 3. It will be my first vote for a Democratic candidate for president of the United States. But it is not the first time I have said “no” to Donald _____. I urge my fellow Pennsylvanians to join me.”

Another Republican, who says he will stay Republican, voting for Joe.


Maj. Bridget Hallahan, commander of the Louisville Metro Police Department, in an email sent to her colleagues:

"I know it is hard to keep our thoughts and opinions to ourselves sometimes, especially when we, as a whole or as an individual, become the target of people in the public who criticize what we do without even knowing the facts. These ANTIFA and BLM people, especially the ones who just jumped on the bandwagon 'yesterday' because they became 'woke' … do not deserve a second glance or thought from us. Our little pinky toenails have more character, morals, and ethics, than these punks have in their entire body. Do not stoop to their level. Do not respond to them. If we do, we only validate what they did. Don't make them important, because they are not. They will be the ones washing our cars, cashing us out at the Walmart, or living in their parents' basement playing [Call of Duty] for their entire life.”

This bitch. She is exactly why police departments need to be reformed; she is why there needs to be more training .

Bridget Hallahan, and every police officer like her,  is the problem.


Eric Swalwell, Democratic Congressman from California, saying the House of Representatives is ready if _____ refuses to concede the election:

“If he’s going to play games and encourage people not to send electors, well, the House of Representatives then would determine who the president is. As long as we win in the House, we can counter [_____] corruption. This is what a democracy looks like when you have a president who will go to jail and face criminal charges if he’s not re-elected. He’s going to test us and it’s up to all of us to not let ourselves be paralyzed by fear but to move to register to vote, to show up and vote, and then have agency and make sure we hold our leaders accountable after the election. We have an army of voters. Women who marched the day after the inauguration. The March For Our Lives generation that came out of Parkland, the people who won in Virginia in the off-year, who won in Kentucky. We have an army of voters. So the best way out is to overwhelm the ballot box because [_____] is a coward and he will vanish if the result is so overwhelming.”

If Joe Biden wins by a decisive margin, you can bet your ass _____ will demand the results be held until all mail-in votes are counted because he’s a lying hypocritical pig.

So, to make sure he’s sent packing, CAST A GODDAMNED VOTE!!!!


Robert Cardillo, former director of the National Geospatial-Intelligence Agency, and deputy director of the Defense Intelligence Agency, deputy on the National Security Council, who managed, edited, and delivered the President's Daily Brief to several different presidents, , spending hundreds of mornings in the Oval Office with different presidents, and the current Occupant of the White House:

I have briefed him up close—and I have seen and felt the effect of his faults on our nation's security.... He has little patience for facts or data that do not comport with his personal world view. Thus, the conversations are erratic and less than fully thoughtful. … [A]s damaging as his faulty leadership has been, four more years would be devastating. We must elect a thoughtful, moral, responsible, respectful leader on Nov. 3. Our current president is not that leader.”

Of course he isn’t because if whatever is happening isn’t making him or his crime syndicate family some coins doesn’t concern him.


Michele Bachmann, former GOP Representative, and longtime crazy-eyed homophobe, proving someone needs to commit her:

“So could you have a more perfectly framed scenario for fraud? So in this kind of scenario, it’s entirely possible that you could have ballots already filled out. In fact they could be printed in China. They could be routed through various countries so you can’t detect them. Make their way into Minnesota, be in a barn somewhere. Until after the election day is over, you count up the ballots and you say, ‘Gee, how many more do we need? Oh, we’re short 48,000?’ No problem, you go out and you haul the ballots in.”

Oh my, so much to unpack here. And I ain’t talking Chinese ballots in a Minnesota barn.



the dogs' mother said...

Good to 'keep up' on all
the craziness!
take care, stay safe xoxo :-)

Helen Lashbrook said...

Two loonies in today's selection and both are sadly female, which just goes to show, craziness is not limited the the male sex - it's share and share about. Please don't think that all women are as crazed, deranged and hypocritical as the two on show today. Mind you, if these two are typical female Repugnant supporters it's a shame they don't believe in abortion, because the world doesn't need more of them.

uptonking said...

Seth had me laughing out loud. Something I have not done at all recently... until karmic justice was served and the orange ogre and his prostitute 'Melanie' got the Covid. That female police chief needs to be censored and fired. Michele Bachman... oh, so crazy. So much so, I want Kathy Griffin to portray her in a Lifetime Movie for Women. Chinese ballots! I am amazed the orange ogre isn't all over this already! Maybe there is a chance for sanity. Maybe we can take back the nation. Maybe common sense will rear its timid head and good can be restored? I dunno. But... maybe.

anne marie in philly said...

WHY do they keep interviewing that crazy eyes batshit cunt?

and that policewoman should be removed from office!

Debra She Who Seeks said...

What do we expect of police with no respect for the citizenry they serve?

Mistress Maddie said...

I can't lie, when Ridge was our former governor I didn't mind him. Pennsylvania governors whether dem or repub, I feel do a pretty good job. Tom Wolfe our current, has done a excellent job with the virus restrictions and guidelines, and didn't waste time doing them while taking a lot of heat from the loud mouth and the anti maskers in central and upper PA.

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

Ohhh good old Crazy Eyes. She would be better keeping an eye on her husband. He’s probably gotten his own pool boy by now.
I like Swalwell. I’d also let him hit it. Hard.
The police is a problem and it needs to be defunded.
Seth cracks me up. His imitation of IMPOTUS is hysterical. Funny how the best political commentary comes from comics. Well, there IS a clown in the White House, so...


P.S. I think Cheeto is faking that he’s got Covid-19. He’ll say he drank bleach and claim a miraculous recovery.

Moving with Mitchell said...

Wait! Michele Bachmann has been released from the asylum in Hell?

Dave R said...

Seth's so right.
Tom was always Centrist.

Hallahan is a big part of the problem.

And they haven't committed Bachmann yet?

Mr. Shife said...

That photo of Michelle Bachman should be in the dictionary for deer in the headlights. I had forgotten about her but glad to see she is still nuttier than squirrel's breakfast. Enjoy your weekend, Bob.

Bob said...

Though sometimes it's hard to keep track ....

Men don't have a monopoly on crazy ....

I laughed at Seth AND Michele, but for entirely different reasons!

That policewoman is why we need reforms.


He's proof that not all GOPers are bad, it's just the _____ lapdogs that need to be removed.

Yes, and to Swalwell, too; he's always tickled my fancy. Or I tickle it when I think of him...?

I was surprised she crawled from to ooze, too.

I think Hallahan, and anyone who thinks like her, ARE the problem.

She is funny, scary, nutty!
You have a good weekend, too!

Anonymous said...

Louiisvillian here-Bridget Hallahan was immediately relieved of command and retired 10/1/20.