Saturday, October 21, 2017

It's Snarkurday!

Blac Chyna first came for Rob and his Sock Money and now she’s set her sights on all the Kardastrophes.

Chyna—real name Angela White—filed a new lawsuit this week against her ex-fiancé Rob Kardashian—as well as his mother, That Woman, and his sisters Kim, Khloe, Kourtney, Kendall and Kylie—over claims of assault, battery, domestic violence, defamation and interference with prospective economic relations ... meaning they tried to stop her from making her coins. Chyna’s suit claims:
“Rob Kardashian is an abuser intent on destroying Angela White, the mother of his baby, who left him in 2016. In revenge, the Kardashian-Jenner family became media predators, slut-shaming her on social media and killing her hit television show [“Rob & Chyna”], which had already begun filming a second season.”
Um, hold up Chyna, so you mean to say that even though you and Rob broke up and you sued him for custody and support you still wanted to do your TV show with him? Gurl, bye.
Chyna, who was the victim of Rob’s revenge porn this summer, says she created a new social media account to quell any damage:
“‘He stressed me out my ENTIRE PREGNANCY!!! Accusing me of cheating, going crazy on me with massive text blast daily! being an absolute lunatic & then covering it up with gifts! I was verbally abused every other day.'”
And yet you wanna film a show with him? Gurl, please.

Chyna is ALLEGING Rob physically abused her, “violently knocking” her to the ground during one past instance when she tried to call her other child’s father, Tyga.

And you’d like to continue working with this man? Gurl. Gurrrrrrrl.

In addition to the battery and harassment claims, Chyna says the Kardastrophes “intentionally interfered” with the show “Rob & Chyna” so E! wouldn’t bring it back for a second season, which “harmed” Chyna “personally, professionally and financially.”

See, it’s about the coins, always and only. She really is a Kardastrophe, if only by giving birth to one of their spawn.
Megyn Kelly, former Fox Blond, is finding out that she’s not really all that and a bag of chips. I know she figured she could parlay being _____’s Twitter Punching Bag into a solid career at a real news outlet, but it just isn’t happening for her.

It seems Kelly isn’t the Popular Girl she thought she was and, as people and critics have discovered, her new show, as part of Today’s four-hour morning stint, kinda sucks. And it’s about to get, well, suckier, as more and more celebrities are refusing to appear on TV with Kelly.

According to Variety, one high-powered publicist said she would be thrilled to book her clients on any part of The Today Show, except Megyn Kelly’s part:
“I’m not booking anyone on her show. I literally haven’t pitched anyone even from right out the gate. The buzz that is out there is so bad.”
To be fair, Megyn shouldn’t have expected to get big name guests in the first place because her show was always a bit of a gamble; it was shilled out to big publicity firms as a “lighter, more inspirational” Megyn Kelly. And most people were all:
“What? Huh? Who?”
And, as a result, only a few celebrities agreed to appear, at the beginning, and now that number is dwindling.

Debra Messing had appeared with the cast of the rebooted Will & Grace but found the experience so distasteful she won’t return; that was the show where Kelly asked a gay man if W&G “made” him gay. And Jane Fonda went on to discuss a new film while Kelly tried to corner her about her plastic surgery; I saw the look Fonda gave Kelly at the line of questioning and I’m surprised she didn’t turn into a ball of flames on the spot.

NBC, for their part, are assuring people, the public and advertisers, that they have no problem booking she show; they pint to the fact that Miles Teller is coming on as an example.

I know, who? I see a long future as a Midwestern weathergirl in Kelly’s future.
As we know Kathy Griffin won’t be invited to the White House by this president—or probably any president—and she won’t be giving Andy Cooper the Giggle Fits on CNN this New Years Eve, and has apparently lost other gigs too as a result of her idiotically stupid decision to post a photo of herself holding the severed head of Donald _____.

And she’s still whining about the jobs she’s lost because of that choice she made ... taking to Facebook to show how The Hollywood Reporter [THR] took back their invite for her to speak at its annual Women in Entertainment Power 100 event this year. Kathy posted the email THR sent asking her to deliver the opening remarks at the breakfast:
“I’ve attended this event numerous times, including last year when they honored Megyn Kelly (and yeah…I playfully flipped her the bird when she continued to praise _____). I was honored to FINALLY have my chance to take the mic at an event I admired and to address my peers directly. Unfortunately, they rescinded my offer and I am no longer invited to speak. I do not buy their official reasoning and I believe ‘the word has been put out’ on me. I can’t help but take this as another occasion where Hollywood is blacklisting a woman and silencing her.”

Well, THR has the right to invite, and disinvite, whomever they choose, for whatever reason they choose, but let’s be clear: the invitation to Griffin was rescinded four days after Kathy entered an AIDS fundraiser in L.A. wearing a _____ mask and flipping off the audience.
Hey Kathy, why don’t you grow up and stop this nonsense. You took the photo, thought it was funny until the backlash, then you apologized, and yet now you’re trying to ride that for more free press?

Get a job somewhere else, and stop playing the victim. That is so D-List.
So ... Kevin Can Wait star Kevin James is up next to explain why the producers of his comedy show decided to kill off his character’s wife.

When the show ended its first season, it was announced that Kevin’s TV wife Donna—played by Erinn  Hayes—was going to die during reruns, and that season two would find a new leading lady for Kevin: his wife from his first TV show, The King of Queens, Leah Remini, because Leah was better for ratings.

But Kevin James says that’s not true ... he says they killed Donna “to give life to new storylines”:
“It really felt like a thing like this was needed for this show to drive forward. Now, I have to deal with my daughter in a different way, and she’s gonna go to college, or one’s getting married, or the holidays. And it deals with things in a different, weightier way.”
Yeah, I’m calling bull shiz because of a couple of things:

Number One: nothing says comedy like having your wife die, and ...

B: if that was the case then why bring Leah back?

Um, because it’s better for ratings, better for dollars, better for the show. Everybody knows that Kevin.
I’m sure you know that Dance Moms villain Abby Lee Miller has given up the dance studio for prison, right? I mean she was jailed for tax evasion or fraud or maybe just for being a TV bitch, I don’t know.

But what I do know is that she is less liked in prison than she was while she was free. It seems her fellow inmates have barred the 51-year-old former reality show “star” from performing in their upcoming Fall Festival because they’re “fed up” with her bad attitude!

A source—and it could be Roxie Hart—says:
“Aside from the few friends that she’s paid off with commissary cash, the majority of the women think she is a narcissistic bitch!”
Whoops! Abby’s buying friends with ciggies and tampons? You’d think she would have used those goods to get herself a starring role in the festival.
She may be gone, but Carrie Fisher still knows how to serve ... In the wake of the Weinstein Scandal comes the story of the time her friend, actress Heather Ross, who says she was once invited to dinner by an “Oscar-winning producer” who he picked her up in his car and then, during the drive, pulled over, climbed on top of her and pinned her down. She was able to push him off and as she escaped he yelled:
“You’ll never make a movie in my town and get the fuck out of my car.”
Heather told Carrie about it and Carrie, who doesn’t take assholery lightly, decided to do something about it ... Heather says:
“About two weeks later, she sent me a message online and she said, ‘I just saw [blank] at Sony Studios. I knew he would probably be there, so I went to his office and personally delivered a Tiffany box wrapped with a white bow.  I asked her what was inside and she said, ‘It was a cow tongue from Jerry’s Famous Deli in Westwood with a note that said, ‘If you ever touch my darling Heather or any other woman again, the next delivery will be something of yours in a much smaller box!’”
God I love Carrie Fisher.

I mean, who else would deliver a tongue in a Tiffany’s box with the BEST.NOTE.EVER?


the dogs' mother said...

wow! A full Snarkaday! :-)

Blobby said...

I'll disagree on the Griffin stuff. While Griffin should own what she did - for a town of reported liberals, they are pussies and are afraid that her action, while not so secretly applaud it, they can't be apart of it in any shape.......yet they'll harbor sexual predators and be ok with that. ......until caught.

They're hypocrites.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Yay Carrie Fisher!

Deedles said...

Wow, what an ass you have to be for prison inmates to be fed up with your bad attitude! I wonder if anyone knows how to make a shiv out of a tampon? Sorry, random thought.

I feel a little sorry for Kathy Griffin. She always seemed a bit insecure to me. Considering what this administration is getting away with, her stunt kind of pales in comparison.

I join Debra in her yay Carrie Fisher! That woman had ba...ovaries!

anne marie in philly said...

"slut-shaming her on social media" - bitch please, you were a slut before you hooked up with a kraptrashian!

CARRIE - yassssss girl!

Harry Hamid said...

Poor Megyn Kelly. I think it's clear by now that FoxNews viewers just watch anything that pops up on their creens, and that doesn't translate into success once they leave.

I mean, when Tucker Carlson's ratings are doing okay, it's obvious that we're not dealing with the most discerning of viewers...

Leeanna Henderson said...

Love your Saturday posts. Chyna, Megyn, Kathy, and Abby all need to get a life Especially Kathy Griffin. She's been black balled. She needs to get a job. I don't care what happens with Kevin or Leah. Megyn is like the weird inappropriate geek girl with no social skills. Carrie Fisher, Goddess rest her wonderful soul, is one of a kind. To bad she went to early in her life.

Kirk said...

Re Kevin James.

With the exception of MASH (Henry), I don't think sitcoms ever bounce back from a character's death. Good Times didn't (James), nor did the retooled All in the Family, i.e. Archie Bunker's Place (Edith). Two and a Half Men? They basically turned the death into a joke, so that might be an exception too (albeit a rather morbid one.)

Anonymous said...

Perhaps Megyn Kelly is learning, in advance of those in the Trump Administration, that you are known by the company that you keep and that some things,such as an association with FOX News or any thing Trump, does everlasting damage (ain't enough bleach in the world in a Silkwood suower to get clean ).

Dave R said...

Megyn Kelly? A bad reporter who though working for Faux News was actually an asset to her resume.

The Cool Cookie said...

Megyn Kelly was trouble from that first interview that she did for NBC, and everything she has done since then has been a clusterfuck. And even having to look up Miles Teller, I still have no idea who he is. And I wrote NBC the following:
"Today is part of my morning routine, but the minute Megyn Kelly shows up, the channel gets switched at anything else. That lost hour of Today from 9-10 was better than Kelly. She has no talent, no credibility, and no common sense."

As for Kathy Griffin, she made her bed, and now she has to sleep in it. My advice - if she were capable of taking advice would have been to go into detox - because everyone who makes a mistake in entertainment goes into detox - and emerge six months or a year later looking fabulous, refreshed and come out swinging with "I did it, I'm back, my aura has been cleansed and papaya enemas are total bull****."

Anonymous said...

Carrie had balls.