In the wake of last week’s shooting in Las Vegas male-media-whore Piers Morgan, on the UK show Good Morning Britain, brought in an expert on shooting deaths to speak about it, and her name was, wait for it, it’s completely understandable, Mariah Carey.
Yes, that picture up there, with Mimi lounging in front of a Christmas tree in October looking like one of the Real Housewives of DoubleChinTown was a real thing. I mean, rather than have Scotland Yard, or MI5 ... or even Daniel James Bond Craig come on to talk about the horrors, they gave us Mimi who said:
“I pray for the victims and hope all these can stop as soon as possible. You know, I have spent a lot of time in Vegas and this type of thing anywhere happening anywhere is a huge tragedy.”
Nice, I guess, though why pray for victims; I mean, they’re dead at the hands of a lunatic. But it’s the idea of the gown, and the flipped hair and the Christmas tree in the background that seems to say: Does Mimi know where she is? And so people went off on Piers, who, like the little bitch that he is, clapped back:
“Mariah was booked to do an interview about her UK Christmas tour. Obviously news events in Vegas have now taken precedence.”
Sure, she may have been booked earlier, but the whole set-up, the visual of Mimi and Christmas balls, was all kinds of wrong; still, as he does, Piers went on:
“We told Mariah's people before the interview. Her reaction seemed very relevant given she's a performer who often has residence in Vegas.”
Yes, but it’s Mariah Carey who lives in a dream world where people carry her around like a stuffed ... and sometimes overstuffed ... doll, and who calls people lamb and darrrrrrling and is clearly out of touch with reality.
Next up on Piers Morgan, Aubrey Anderson-Emmons, Lily from Modern Family will discuss the North Korean nuclear threat ...
More SATC3 drama? Okay ... this time it isn’t Cattrall or Davis, or even SJP dissing anyone, it’s one Willie “Stanford Blatch” Garson chiming in; Willie playing SJP’s gay bestie in the film, and is ALLEGEDLY her BFF in real life, too and so he Tweeted:
“Dear fans, because I'm "toxic", I'm going to negotiate a contract for 6 months, not come to terms, then say I never wanted to do it anyway.”
He used the word toxic because that’s what Kim Cattrall called all the negative press about her and he Tweeted because SJP wants to keep her hands, and Twitter feed, clean of the drama so she can look pretty and perfect in nice shoes.
But here’s my deal, Willie; in the entire series and the 2 film versions, your onscreen time adds up to about 2% so why are you bothered?
Oh, SJP’s lap dog. Get over it, and maybe try to get Matt Bomer to do a film version of White Collar so you can get a job.