Monday, July 24, 2017

President _____’s New ‘It’ Boy Flips, Then Flops

I feel bad, you know, losing a job that you loved, that people loved to see you do; a job that meant something to this country as we stand up and Resist ____; but the President-For-Now brings in a new Communications Director, and so, well, you had to go.

Oh, not Spicer ... I’, glad he’s out ... couldn’t happen to a nicer guy. I’m talking Melissa McCarthy; now that Spicer has left the building, her gig as Press secretary for SNL is clearly over.

I’ll miss him her. But it appears that The New Boy, Anthony Scaramucci, will fit right into the White House Hot Mess. See, as he was introduced to America yesterday, and as he heaped praise on _____, the internet came back to bite Scaramucci right on the ass.

Following the announcement, reports surfaced that Scaramucci donated $4,600 to Hillary Clinton in 2007 and $5,600 to former President Barack Obama in 2008. Then Twitter came for him, and Twitter had receipts; y’all should know you can’t hide from Twitter:
"If Hillary keeps this up, she might be back in play for 2016...." I hope she runs, she is incredibly competent”—Anthony Scaramucci
Republicans should support Gay marriage.—Anthony Scaramucci
“You can take steps to combat climate change without crippling the economy. The fact many people still believe CC is a hoax is disheartening.”—Anthony Scaramucci
“Walls don't work. Never have never will. The Berlin Wall 1961-1989 don't fall for it.”—Anthony Scaramucci
If Russia tried to subvert American democracy, deserves strong response. But allow pres-elect time to process intel.—Anthony Scaramucci
We (the USA) has 5% of the world's population but 50% of the world's guns. Enough is enough. It is just common sense it apply more controls.”—Anthony Scaramucci
So, wait, pro-Hillary, pro-Obama, anti-Wall, pro-gun control, pro-marriage equality Anthony  Scaramucci is _____’s new boy? What ... if anything ... were _____, and Scaramucci, thinking?

Well, for his part, Scaramucci says his personal political views “don’t matter” because he serves _____ and it’s those opinions that people should pay attention to:
“Btw my political views don't matter I serve @POTUS pay attention to his!”
So I guess you can just sell your soul, your ideals, your views, for a job. Look, my political views swing way left, while my boss’s views are way over yonder on the right, but he isn’t a political figure and my job isn’t as his Communications Director spreading his agenda, so we’re all good. But how can Anthony Scaramucci stand up and defend _____, as he will have to do, almost daily, when he disagrees with him on virtually everything?

Well, he’s already started, apparently, because Scaramucci granted his first interview as Communications Director to ... wait for it, it’s vile ... Breitbart.
“One of the things Breitbart has done is you’ve captured the spirit of what’s actually going on in this country.”
Wow. He took the job and lost all his sense almost instantaneously. Seriously, praising _____ and then kissing the ass of Breitbart? This, on the very same day his new boss went on a Twitter Rage attacking the Democrats, Hillary Clinton and the media in a series of tweets that defended Junior’s Russian meeting and even confirming that his own Attorney General, and Keebler Elf, Jeff Sessions had discussed campaign-related matters with Russia.

Oh, and _____ also floated the idea that he has the “complete power to pardon.” Anyone, including himself.

And, finally, because he’s completely out of his ever-loving mind, _____ actually Tweeted a defense of Scaramucci, who has called _____ “anti-American” and a “hack” in 2015:
“In all fairness to Anthony Scaramucci, he wanted to endorse me 1st, before the Republican Primaries started, but didn't think I was running!”
Was that when he was Tweeting anti-wall, anti-gun, anti-_____ shiz, too?


But, maybe Anthony Scaramucci is the right man for this Criminal Lying Administration, because he also took to Twitter in the name of :::coughcough:::: bull shiz :::coughcough::: “full transparency” to say he has deleted those old pro-Hillary, anti-Wall, anti-Gun Tweets because. And this is rich:
“Past views evolved & shouldn’t be a distraction. I serve [_____’s] agenda & that’s all that matters.”
No, what matters is that you’ve cast your lot with an imbecile; you’ve sold your soul for, what, a few coins and some exposure?

See, Anthony, full transparency would be to keep the tweets, not bury them; deleting records, even your past “views”, is the complete opposite. It appears you attended the _____ Junior School of Transparency, where you offer up information and excuses right before, or in your case, after when the truth comes out.

So, clearly, you’re gonna fit right in with this band of thugs, grifters, criminals and traitors.

Congrats on the new job!

PS I'm getting a very strong Gaydar ping from Scaramucci and I'm thinking maybe Mario Cantone should play him on SNL next season ... if Anthony still has the job?

6 comments:

mistress maddie said...

Bob, you act surprised trump hired yet another wacko? And a gaydar ping??? If he is we sooooooo are not claiming him, and no manual or toaster oven for him either.

BootsandBraids said...

I got that same ping.

the dogs' mother said...

I will sooooo miss Melissa McCarthy. :-(

anne marie in philly said...

MOFO! DUMP ASS LICKER!

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Jesus, it must be awful to be THAT desperate for work.

Helen Lashbrook said...

As usual for a Trumpelstiltskin pick the Mooch doesn't seem to have the skills for the job...unless you count being desperately in lurve with der Trumpenfuhrer?