Monday, August 25, 2014

WTF: Some VMA's Fug

Beyoncé. Why does she always have to dress like a stripper? I mean, it’s enough with the hair — those extensions are looking ragged — and the lace and the see-though and the pose that says, Look, you can see my vagina and the hand up over the head. Stop trying so hard, girl, you’ve made it. Stop.

Gwen Stefani looks like a carhop and not a music icon or a fashion designer. Seriously. Slap on the skates and roll out my burger and chocolate shake to my car.

Taylor Swift looks like a blow-up doll. A cheap blow-up doll that the manufacturer forgot to add the boobs to, but did remember to slap a bad polyester wig on—seriously, that hair looks flammable. And since Swifty just ditched Country Music for the Pop scene, I'm guessing her idea of Pop is Child Whore?

Just sayin’….


the dogs' mother said...

At least they are consistently awful. That takes some work!

S'A said...

Yup, I agree. They're all awful! Eeaaakkk!

anne marie in philly said...

OMB, you didn't even get to the extreme slut getups some of those whores were wearing. doesn't ANY FEMALE have a sense of decency and self-worth any more?

Debbie said...

RIGHT ON RIGHT ON RIGHT ON LOL! Brilliant commentary. Gwen Stefani DOES look like a carhop LOL!

Helen Lashbrook said...

It would seem that the richer and more famous you are the more difficult it becomes to choose attractive outfits. There must be cruel people out there forcing these poor women into outfits that make them look hideous.