Just when you think the GOP isn't overrun by backwards thinking, petulant schoolboys with Little Penis Syndrome, comes news that one such Republican, Montana state representative, Jerry O’ Neil is actually sponsoring a bill that would give felons the option of receiving a spanking over incarceration.
I don't mean a slap on the wrist so it surer sounds like it.
No, while the legislation would cover not just misdemeanor crimes, it will also cover felonies. In fact, it appears the bill requires that the “exact nature of the corporal punishment to be imposed” be directly related to the severity and nature of the crime committed.
I can hear the judge now, 'Will the defendant please rise, go out to the front of the courthouse and bring a switch back from the willow tree."
Unless of course, you're a felon, then it'll be, "Fetch me my belt."
For the record, O’Neil has also requested to have his legislative salary in gold and silver, wrongfully interpreting a provision of the U.S. Constitution that prevents states from minting their own paper currency.
It sounds more like he'd be happy to get his pay in Skittles.
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Speaking of the Superbowl....
I saw the interview with 49er's quarterback, Colin Kaepernick. What a charming, humble young man; what an adorable smile.
What a great story.
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More good news than bad this week ... right? The nutcases must be taking a breather.
ReplyDeleteAnd, OMG,I thought I was the only one that preferred Beckham and Levine with their clothes on. There’s body art and then there’s body graffiti … Their tattoos are too much of a good thing and completely distracting.
We always joke that Eldest should ID his 10+ scars from lung surgeries with a tattooed history of sorts.
ReplyDeleteGood for Illinois, that should put Indiana's panties in a bunch!
ReplyDeleteShame on Lake County, but good for all those kids that get to witness the irrationality of bigotry first-hand. Quite the lesson that surly the board did not intend to teach.
I would like to do naughty things to/with adam levine. david beckham - nah.
ReplyDeletec'mon illinois; do the right think (unlike the boy scouts)!
Beyonce is now label the Queen of Pop thanks to E!
ReplyDeleteOh thanks Bob, for now starting a long long very long list of scenarios containing me, David Beckham and Adam Levine. I will owe you big time!
ReplyDeleteIs there any actual thought process occurring at all in Florida? But then, if you think about it, does your wang think much, or just react to stimuli? That must be what is happening in Florida....
ReplyDeleteAnother reason for me to love Duff Goldman (I already loved him for having a business and reality show not based on unkindness and bitchiness).
ReplyDeleteI agree about Becks and Adam. I like tattoos but too many just distract me. Although if they stripped all the way down, I would regain my focus :)
ReplyDeleteI like B but LOVE Madonna. B did less singing and more horse stomping or whatever that was she was doing
I saw that interview with Colin Kaepernick too. I was bowled over by his sweetness,openness, humbleness and genuine smile. After the robotic Tom Brady's and Joe Flacco's, it was refreshing to see a genuine human being professional athlete. This guy is adorable! Just goes to show when a guy has a genuine personality it makes the rest of him much more attractive. Beauty is only skin deep, I'll take a man like Colin any day over the pretty boys like Brady or Flacco.
ReplyDeleteI don't get the tattoos either. So unnecessary but still it wouldn't stop me from jumping on either one of these guys, Colin Kaepernick too.
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