James Carville, on the future of Cankles as he sees it:
“Listen up, [Cankles]. I’m gonna tell your fat fucking ass
something. You’re getting ready to get the living crap kicked out of you. You
don’t know, because they haven’t really told you. You’re gonna know what it
feels like to get punched in the mouth by Mike Tyson. You know who’s gonna turn
on you? What’s left of the Republican senators. There may be 43 to 45 of them
left. Now the House is gonna vote to impeach you. You’re gonna be impeached in
2027. These senators can’t stand you. These Republican senators, they can’t
stand you. They have to be there because of their politics, back in their
states, but it’s gonna be apparent to them that you’re a loser. You’re a losing
fucking bet. We refer to it as a come-to-Jesus moment. You’re gonna assess
where you are, even through your cloudy, stupid, fat-addled brain, you’re gonna
figure out, ‘I gotta get the hell out of here.’ You’re going to cut a deal and
you’re gonna resign. [Vance] is going to pardon you. He’s got to pardon a lot
of other people, but he’s a creepy, ambitious little twerp. He’ll do whatever
he can to get into the White House. But they can’t pardon you for state crimes.
They can’t pardon you in the International Criminal Court.”
Oh James, please be right, dear goddess please be right. I
mean, I know he’ll run, but we can still punish him by freezing his assets and
making sure he never ever comes on American soil ever again … not even to be
buried on the 15th green at one of his punk-ass golf courses.
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All these quotations are great but a special shout-out to Ts Madison!
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And I’m with you. I hope Carville is right!
XOXO
Hopefully none of the crowd of wastrels, who are supposedly running the US right now, will be pardoned for the mess they are making of your country. The respect America was held in prior to 2025 has been whisked away in the wind. Russia and China see a burst balloon that can be used for their own whims as Hedgebreath throws out hundreds of years of military experience and replacing it with wannabe crusaders. At the rate Donald Duck and Hedgebreath are going Iran is going to come out on top in this unnecessary war.
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