Thursday, April 02, 2026

Bobservations

Years ago shortly after moving into Casa Bob y Carlos, we went to a plant sale at the State Farmer’s Market site. We saw many plants we liked, though we weren’t looking for anything in particular, and Carlos spied the Popcorn Bush AKA Popcorn Viburnum. It was described as having flowers that looked like popcorn balls and Carlos wanted it.

It stood about a foot-and-a-half tall and Carlos told me the guy wanted $17 for it so he got one and headed to the checkout. Carlos misunderstand the price and it was actually $70 and he was too embarrassed to say ‘No,’ so we drove home with it.

Carlos planted it near the shed and didn’t like it there so he dug it up and replanted it along the fence so we could see it from the kitchen; he didn’t like it there either and was going to move it when I told him this was the last move so he’d better pick a good spot.

That’s the Popcorn bush today in its final spot in the yard just off the deck. I’d say we got our seventy bucks worth!

This Tale of Tuxedo is from March 2009:

I was on yard patrol today, raking leaves, bagging leaves, hauling bags across lawn to be put in the car and taken away. Tuxedo likes to sit in the window and watch. But then he gave me that Pouty Cat face when I came in because he isn't allowed to go outside. Then he decided to punish me for leaving him in the house while I was outside having "fun."

Note to self: Don't piss off the cat!

We had a great time at Columbia’s No Kings protest with more people in attendance than the last one—over 1500—and more Republicans out protesting too.

Keep it up, The Resistance is real! 

After his second drunk driving crash, this time a rollover accident in which he flipped his car on a suburban street Tiger Woods has said the reason he has never used a private driver over the years is due to concerns over his privacy, never mind the people he might kill.

A source says Tiger “doesn’t want anyone to watch over him or know what he is doing” which may explain all the pills ALLEGEDLY found in the car and his new statement about going to rehab.

Well, rehab is to keep him out of jail, they say.

Dear Pam Bondi: Do you want a great new thing to investigate besides Epstein? I recommend Pete Hegseth’s insider trading. You’re welcome.

By now you’ve all heard that cosplay actor Kristi DogKiller Noem’s husband also like to play dress up … as a woman.

Now a rumor is circulating that the person who informed on Bryon Noem was an immigrant sex worker, possibly in the country illegally, who wanted to go public about Noem’s husband using her services online.

Noem has asked for privacy during this difficult time so I will give her as much privacy as she planned on giving trans Americans when she wanted them followed into bathrooms and arrested.

Payback is a bitch, eh?

Simon Lööf is a thirty-two-year-old Swedish actor, model and former ice hockey player … if you’re into Heated Rivalry then the question is, Would You Hit It?

29 comments:

  1. Love the popcorn bush...Carlos did good!

    At his point Woods just needs jailed...oh but there's the rich privilege silly me. Next time he might just kill someone.

    The Noems!!!!!! LMAO! Look bitch, just make the most of it...go strap one on and titty fuck your husband!! Take the melons and make lemonade dear.

    I think Karma is FINALLY coming out to play with many

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    1. That is some bush, eh?
      Tiger chose rehab because he might go to jail this time and he's trying to save himself.
      I love how Kristi is asking for privacy when she wanted to jail trans people for using the "wrong" bathroom.

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  2. Wow, that really does look like popcorn balls -- so cool!

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    1. It blooms several times a year, too!

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  3. Woods has gone to rehab before, nothing new. Wow! you have a nice bush! 🤣😂🤣 Did you notice Bryan Noem's got a perky nipple? And I'm going to pass on the Loaf.

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    1. Woods has also been stopped many times for DUI and it's been let go.

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  4. Krayolakris9:23 AM

    Haha! A great holiday!

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  5. Seems to me that Hogs Breath should be hung, drawn and quartered along with all his enablers.

    My Viburnum is a scented winter flowering one in pink.

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    1. Ours doesn't have a strong scent, though I wish it did!

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  6. There will be SO much to investigate when these grifters are gone.
    I really look forward to that holiday --- I hope I live long enough to celebrate it.

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    1. I hope we all live to see the downfall of the criminals.

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  7. Love that bush!
    And you know all of the psychopaths in the Cankles administration are there to enrich themselves. Duh.
    Norm knew about her husband’s kink for bimbofication. That’s why she paraded her affair with Lewandowsky without repercussions. She’s now being ridiculed up and down the street. Good.
    Ex hockey player, you said?

    XOXO

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    1. Noem is a pitiful hypocrite and deserves all the bad that comes her way.
      Yes, hockey ....
      xoxo

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  8. The popcorn plant is spectacular! I'm impressed it survived being moved so many times. I did check to see if viburnum is hardy to our area - there are some varieties. Now I have to put this on my list to grow!
    The last meme is the absolute truth!

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    1. It is fairly hardy for lasting as it has and for thriving!

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  9. When you say that Carlos "pied" the popcorn bush, do you mean he left a curly brown pie there? Perhaps you meant "spied" but it is not like you to make an error in either grammar or spelling Bob... unlike Pete Hegseth whose nameplate read, ""SSECRETARY OF WAR". Come to think of it, maybe that wasn't a mistake after all.

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    1. Of course I meant spied ... I was rushing this post late last night!

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  10. Anonymous10:20 AM

    the dog's mother
    (Carlos) (Tuxedo always)
    xoxo :-)

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  11. It's sounding like Blondie Bondi may be on the way out!

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    1. And ... she is out ... Todd Blanche is in as the AG.

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    2. I was kind of glad to hear that because she's a vile creature though Blanche isn't a whole lot better.

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  12. Always love the 'Bobservations,' Bob! The Popcorn Bush looks like it was well worth the $70 and the three moves. Great to hear about the massive turnout at the protest, too—1,500 people is a powerful statement! Thanks for the laughs and the updates.

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    1. Carlos gives good bush and that's all I'll say on that topic!

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  13. Anonymous12:49 PM

    Good for Tuxedo ! :)
    Tiger needs to have his ass parked in jail before he kills someone.
    Bondi needs a bitch slap across that miserable face of hers !
    Noem and hubby deserve each other, the type of degenerate hypocrites to be expected of Trumpenführer’s regime.
    As for Trumpy, the old gypsy woman tells it like it is. During the Great Depression, to earn money, my maternal grandmother use to tell fortunes with tarot cards, palmistry and tea leaves. She made a point to never predict death or doom for any client. If she were here today, I know for a fact she would make an exception with Trumpy. She was a big supporter of FDR, a man crippled by polio who got America back on its feet.
    I could only imagine what she would think of Trump, a man with a crippled mind who is destroying America. Much like Hitler, another man with a crippled mind who promised greatness and destroyed Germany.
    -Rj

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    1. Tuxedo did love to fight with me, all in good fun.
      Tiger needs to go away.
      Bondi got hers today!
      Noem and her husband are perfect lying hypocrites for the GOP.
      Sadly, we only have ourselves to blame for Cankles; Blues should have voted for Hillary but she was too tough for them, and they should have voted for Kamala but she might have been too brown. And so we got what we deserved by many in the party staying home.

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  14. That popcorn bush is beautiful! I think it has its final resting spot! I just heard that “Pamnesia” Bondi got fired. I wish out of revenge she would spill the beans about what she knows concerning the Epstein/Trump files.

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  15. CBC News just reported that Bondi's out. I hope this will prove to be just rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic!

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