Thursday, August 08, 2024

Bobservations

The other morning Carlos was part of a Zoom meeting so he took his computer back to the office for an hour or so. After he finished., I was getting ready to leave for work when he said he’d figured out some more steps to use Zoom to make it easier for him.

“I can use Alt A to mute myself and when I want to speak, I press and hold the space bar and I can talk. When I’m done I release the spacebar and it goes back to mute.”

“I wish I had a spacebar to mute a conversation because I’d start with this one.”

Again, the man loves me, and I don’t know why!

Sidenote: I love how he’s learning to adapt to his new situation.

This Tuxedo Memory if from November 2018 and is entitled:

“For Deedles”

“Here’s another shot of Tuxedo with his bat wings; he doesn’t lay like that all the time, but I think he does it to protect his paws.

And there he is looking gorgeous, followed by him laying atop a sofa, with his legs dangling. Having no claws in his front paws, he often lets his legs just hang down.”

I often called him BatCat for laying down like that!

Last Saturday French athlete Anthony Ammirati didn't move past the qualification round in the Olympic men's pole vault competition due to the interference of a second pole.

As you can see Ammirati is seen trying to clear a 5.70m bar but as he’s falling back to the ground the very noticeable bulge in his spandex suit catches the bar and knocks it all the way down.

The best X comment was something about Drag Queens teaching pole vaulters to tuck but the good news is that Ammirati’s profile has skyrocketed, his Instagram followers have ballooned to over 170,000 and already gotten a quarter million dollar offer from a porn site. 

Plus, he has an enormous dick.

PS Here’s the new logo for the Paris Olympics.

Jennifer Lopez is still wearing her engagement ring from Ben Affleck amid divorce rumors … but on her right hand where it couldn’t be missed when she held her red pocketbook just so.

Sigh. JLo gave up her tour that was bombing so she could stay home and work on her family, but then she went to Italy alone and posed in bikinis on yachts, and then jetted to the Hamptons where she threw herself a costume birthday party.

But Ben was busy, too ... purchasing a new bachelor pad.

One fact that I love about Tim Walz, Kamala’s Harris’ Veep pick is that during his career as a high school teacher, in the same year he coached the football team to a state title he also served as the faculty advisor to the school’s first Gay Straight Alliance Club.

Top that sofafucker.

You know, when you think about it, one of the reasons the weird thing is sticking is: if literally ANY of us met a nearly 80-yerar-old man who dyed his hair bright yellow and wore really bad orange pancake makeup we’d whisper to our friends”

“That guys’ fucking weird.”

Just sayin’.

NFL star Marlon Humphrey—I never heard of him either—blasted Olympic champions Simone Biles and Jordan Chiles for bowing down to Brazilian gymnast Rebeca Andrade after she clinched the gold medal in the floor exercise final, saying:

“This is literally disgusting.”

Humphrey faced blowback instantly, whining, again, on X:

“I’m lowkey getting cooked right now. I think I’m getting cussed out in Brazilian [sic] on Instagram lol.”

Two things, asshat:

1] two world class gymnasts celebrated the Gold medal winner during the medal ceremony and you think it’s disgusting.

And B] It’s Portuguese they speak in Brazil, not Brazilian … and for goddess’s sake, learn to spell or stay off social media.

PS It was the first all-Black gymnastics podium.

Do you ever wonder if a camel looks at his toes and says, Damn, I have vagina foot?

Giancarlo Commare is a thirty-two-year-old  Italian actor but the real issue is: Would You Hit It?

42 comments:

  1. Thank you for the first laughs of the day. $250,000 and would you hit that?

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    1. Glad I gave you some laughs to get the day going!

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  2. Cleora Borealis8:49 AM

    "...legs dangling. Having no claws in his front paws, he often lets his legs just hang down.” Sounds like the lyrics of a great folk song! 😁 Thank you for Tuxedo today. This afternoon I'm helping my sweet "Payday" cross the Rainbow Bridge. My orange boy has lung cancer and I hope Tuxedo will be tolerant when Payday shows up! 😥😻

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    1. So sorry, Cleora.

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    2. So sorry for your loss, but know that while it may not be the best decision for you, it's the best decision for your beloved Payday.
      And Tuxedo, while not a fan of dogs, other than our Ozzo, loved other cats, and he will be happy to see Payday. 😻😻😻

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  3. Anonymous9:00 AM

    the dog's mother
    (Carlos) (Tuxedo always)
    xoxo :-)

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  4. I think the way you tease Carlos is okay because it's actually funny and I know it's said with love. I love dangling Tuxedo. I didn't know about Tim Walz working with the Gay Straight Alliance Club. That makes me happier than almost anything else I've learned about him. From the time that Don-Old started to gain popularity, we all should have been going to his stupid rallies to laugh at him and talk about how weird he is.

    Love,
    Janie

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    1. Oh, it's all love, and Carlos knows it and gives it right back to me.
      Tuxedo loved to leg his front legs hang free, or tuck them under his body/
      Tom Walz just seems like a good decent man and we haven't seen that in a while.
      And I so love that DonOld is pissy about being called weird, though he doesn't seemed bothered by racist or rapist or traitor.
      xoxo

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  5. Extract from the interview...
    DONALD I gotta be the guy with biggest head in America.
    ELON I beg to differ. Nobody's got a bigger head than me.
    DONALD My brain is so big - I know everything.
    ELON Well I'm a goddamn genius my friend.
    DONALD I got a burger chain named after me - McDonalds.
    ELON Well I got perfumes named after me - Musk.
    DONALD I got five beautiful children.
    ELON I got twelve.
    DONALD I'm weird.
    ELON I'm more weird than you dude.
    etc. etc. ad infinitum

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  6. OMG TUXEDO!
    Also, DonOld? Love.
    I think that what Marlon does not understand is sportmanship (ironic, no, Alanis?) and what it means to compete in the Olympics. I'm not surprised.
    And the M&RWPH? Gold.

    XOXO

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    1. Tuxedo was such a gift; I am still not over him.
      I like DonOld and DementedDonOld.
      Marlon is an idiot, plain and simple.
      Musk and The felon; that's one interview I won't be watching.
      xoxo

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  7. I'll have you know I learned to pole vault with Anthony Ammirati and his pole...and apparently he isn't the only one with an enormous cock. Have you seen French diver Jules Bouyer ? Oh my. Not to mention some of those hung sprinters on the track course!!!!!

    Bob your bad....poor Carlos. But he gets by!

    And the more I hear about Tim Waltz I adore him. We just have to get good people back in office...its not an option.

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    1. It was a very bulge-worthy Olympics, yes, indeed!
      Luckily Carlos gets the jokes and laughs, too.
      I agree about Walz; nice guy.

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  8. I was tearing up badly looking at Tuxedo, and then: vagina foot! I lost it completely!

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    1. I tear up at Tuxedo still, too.
      And I was telling that Camel story all over work today and people were dying!

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  9. I bet Marloon Watsisface didn't approve of taking the knee either.

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  10. A mute button! Don’t tell SG how excited I got about that idea.
    Yep, it’s the coach against the couch.
    I don’t even want to know why Marlon Murphy has a problem with that. What an ignorant jerk.
    Giancarlo is not for me.
    Tuxedo was adorable!

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    1. I kept saying to Carlos, "Where's MY spacebar????"

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    2. And, yes, Tuxedo was adorable. 😹

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  11. I'd love a mute button for IQ45. My grandson, only 7 years old, has been watching You-tube videos about the orange blog. G'ma just about lost her mind last night when I heard it - I've talked to my daughter and unless she purchases the premium version we have no way of blocking it. But he's been informed that this guy is not appropriate viewing and we'll both be keeping an eye on his You-tube videos. He's only allowed 30 minutes a day, but I don't understand how he went from video games to this crap.

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    1. The Felon is not good viewing for people of any age!

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  12. Simply put...this coming election is going to be between the mature and the immature.

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  13. Mr. Pole Vaulter will be remembered long after the others who won the medals.

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    1. I don't even know who won, but I know all about the guy that lost!

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  14. aussieguy3:56 PM

    Hmmm, I'm thinkin' Carlos may be trying to find some keyboard shortcuts...for you! 😎 The POLE vaulter's story has been fun to grasp! I do like your revised Olympic rings...and I believe we're all tied of Bennifer! Memories of our pets are what keep them alive for us.

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    1. I'm sure Carlos will find a keystroke to punish me!
      Yeah, I still think about The Great Tuxedo, knowing he was one of a kind.

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  15. You and I have a similar sense of humor so I applauded your retort to Carlos. I would have said the same thing. And I currently have a mini-me in the house named Hayden who is going around giving me this type of humor. I don't know if I like getting it thrown back at me. Vladamir Futon and Von Schitzenpants are at least entertaining us with their even more idiotic than usual comments.

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    1. Oh, I might go nuts if there was another me, mini or otherwise. coming for me like I come for others!

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  16. The more I read about Tim Walz, the more I like. And he's not a lawyer! He was a teacher, and it sounds as if he was a really good one at that. I was watching something on youtube where his former students were singing his praises.

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    1. I like that he just seems like a good, down to earth, decent human.

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  17. I felt bad for Ammirati, though you would have thought he'd have realized by now that there might be a problem. JoLo who? That picture was great! More athletes should be so generous. And it's a no for Giancarlo, he looks too much like Timmy Chalemet.

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    1. He should have known that if the bar was 18.7 feet he should have practiced pole-vaulting at 19.7 feet!

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  18. Oh Bob, Dearest Bob...
    DonOLD is flailing around in a world of his own delusions, and I don't even need to run into him when I'm walking down the street in West Columbia to recognize that he is fucking weird. I love Happy Coach Tim and VP Kamala! They are a terrific team that yells Get Out the Damned Vote!!!
    PS I miss your Tuxedo cat.

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    1. I do love watching DonOld flail!
      And Harris-Walz is a great team.
      The Great Tuxedo truly was one of a kind.

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  19. Such pole vaulting promise is bound to lead to disappointment. However, I have a clip of another pole vaulter in action and there does seem to be something in common about them both.
    I've heard references to Vance and sofafucking but I don't know what it is about. I am going to have to look it up now.
    It was nice to start my day with some humour and cynicism.

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    1. I never knew pole vaulters needed wto big poles!

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  20. Ouch on that pole accident and he probably does need tucking lessons.
    More good things about Tim Wolz, the straight gay alliance club.

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  21. Love the new Paris Olympics logo! Giancarlo is OK, but I think Anthony is the real "Would You Hit It" element of this post. Moral of the story: If you gotta fail at the Olympics, at least do it in a way that enhances your global reputation. (As you pretty much said. :) )

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