Michael Patrick Carroll Is A Moron

New Jersey Assemblyman Michael Patrick Carroll is one of the latest Repugnant Asshats to come out against gay marriage, but he offers a new spin on why he's against equality:

“I see no purpose in extending a societal imprimatur–and not insubstantial benefits–to folks whose relationships are of essentially no societal consequence. Taxpayers should not be in the business of subsidizing friendships, however close....Only when people enter into a relationship which presumptively involves the bearing and rearing of children does society have an interest in that relationship.”

So.......we're just friends, Carlos and I, and because we don't have children society doesn't care about us? Well, Mike, you ridiculous excuse for a human being, you continue to work toward creating a society that is uninterested in people unless they're heterosexual breeders. It'll be an awfully lonely, boring, tasteless place, but then that's probably what you're hoping.