Just For Fun

I loved Will & Grace....or as Carlos calls it Bill & Grace....I have no idea why he does that. I loved seeing, and hearing, about gay men. I was sometimes Will, all serious and such, and other times Jack, a complete moron (according to Karen); I was Grace because I never met a nosh I didn't like, and other times Karen because I always wanted to be a lush with money. So, just for fun, these are some of my favorite quotes from the show:

“Or did I give a skycap a handy?”—Karen Walker 

“I live it, I breathe it, I fondle it ‘til it falls asleep”—Jack McFarland 

“Oh, honey, everything I say behind your back is true.”—Karen Walker

“Are you insane? You can’t share a bathroom with the person you’re living with. Honey, do you know where Stan’s bathroom is? God, I don’t even know where Stan’s bathroom is.”—Karen Walker 

“You’re giving the maid a key? You’re going to be buying your jewelry back from hobos.”—Karen Walker 

“I guess maintaining the thirteen shades of red in your hair keeps you so busy, you don’t have time for recreational reading.”—Jack McFarland

“Honey, I think you’re missing the silver lining here. When you’re old and in diapers, a gay son will know how to keep you away from chiffon and backlighting.”—Karen Walker 

“Of course. That ruthless bastard offered me a five-year contract, paid vacation, a huge signing bonus—all to make a dispute over slipcovers go away. How could I have been so blind?”—Will Truman

"What is it about Smallville that brings out the teenage girl in me, and also the lecherous old man?"—Will Truman

“His drag name is All-Beef Patty.”—Jack McFarland

“Pretend to care. Pretend to care”—Karen Walker

"Pretend to think. Pretend to think.”—Jack McFarland 

"Oh, I'm a big Johnson fan."—Will Truman

“You think you're going to a feel-good movie about amphetamines, and suddenly you're on a bus.”—Karen Walker

"Remember how I said there was something about Josh I couldn't put my finger on? Well.........I put my finger on it.”—Jack McFarland

"I'm fabulous, okay. I'm an incredible dresser, I've got buckets of money, I'm a hoot and a half, and I have a killer rack.”—Karen Walker

"If I knew why straight guys did anything, do you think I'd be hanging around with you two homos.”—Grace Adler

"Well, well, well. Look what the cat cleaned up, showered, exfoliated, powdered, lipsticked, Gucci'd and dragged in.”—Karen Walker

"Rule number one at a wedding: find the sad sister and you've found the booze.”—Karen Walker

"Oh cripes, honey. Let me give it to you in a nutshell. Your boyfriend is a big flaming feather-wearing, man-kissing, disco-dancing, Vermont-living, Christina Aguilera-loving, Mykonos-going.....honey, take it home..”—Karen Walker

"Tom's queer, dear.”—Jack McFarland