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Believe it or not, but some Republican lawmakers in Utah are so pleased with _____’s decision to shrink two Utah national monuments that they want to honor him with his own road, the “_____ Utah National Parks Highway.”

But not if state Senator Jim Dabakis, a Democrat, has his way. If the House passes the bill, then Dabakis wants to attach an amendment to the Senate bill that would rename the frontage road that runs along the would-be _____ Utah National Parks Highway; and that frontage road would be called the “Stormy Daniels Rampway.”

Bam!

Sidenote: Dabakis, the co-founder of Equality Utah, is the only openly gay member of the Utah legislature.

The Gays can do snark better than anyone.

Speaking of gays … can we stop calling them gay athletes or gay actors or gay … “whatevers”, and just say they are athletes or actors or whatever. No one calls Tom Brady a straight football player, so why was Michael Sam a gay football player?

I mean, if you wanna say Sam is a football player who is openly gay, or Adam Rippon is a skater who is openly gay, that’s good. But they aren’t gay “whatevers”; they’re people who happen to be gay.

I long for the day when the gay label will end and we’ll just be people who can say “This is my husband,” and can either be a man or a woman and it really makes no difference.

In _____’s continuing war on Transgender people, the Education Department has announced that it will not investigate or take action on any complaints filed by transgender students who are banned from restrooms that match their gender identity.

Hate; once again hate from the _____ team.

Poor Mike Huckabee. First he’s an ass, then his daughter becomes the Lying Laughingstock of the US; and now this …

Mike Huckleberry joined the board of the Country Music Association Foundation on one morning and then was forced off by board members in protest of his anti-gay views twenty-four hours later.

One board member, Jason Owen, who is gay and a father, and manages Little Big Town, Kacey Musgraves and Faith Hill, said:

“Huckabee speaks of the sort of things that would suggest my family is morally beneath his, and uses language that has a profoundly negative impact upon young people all across this country. Not to mention how harmful and damaging his deep involvement with the NRA is.”

Huckabee, for his part, whined like a little bitch, as is his habit:

“It appears that I will make history as having the shortest tenure in the history of the CMA Foundation Board.  I genuinely regret that some in the industry were so outraged by my appointment that they bullied the CMA and the Foundation with economic threats and vowed to withhold support for the programs for students if I remained.  I had NO idea I was that influential!  …  The message here is ‘Hate Wins.’”

Actually, asshat, the message here is that Hate Loses.

Wisconsin Governor, and Republican because, of course,  Scott Walker has come up with a strategy to stop the long string of Republican losses in special elections: he has stopped calling special elections.

Walker has refused to call special elections for Assembly District 42 and Senate District 1 by c;aiming that the state House term was almost over and it could wait until the midterms. But is that true, or is Walker the GOP will lose these right-leaning seats like they did in January when Democrat Patty Schactner flipped the heavily rural, pro-Trump Senate District 10. Walker called that special election a wake-up call and is now refusing to have any more special elections.

But Democrats are fighting back; the National Democratic Redistricting Committee [NDRC]) is suing to force Walker to hold those special elections.

This is how the GOP works these days; if they think they’ll lose a special election, they simply cancel all elections.

In Sorry Not Sorry news … _____’s former NSA advisor, and traitor, Michael Flynn has been forced to sell his house to pay his legal bills after pleading guilty to lying to FBI agents about his Russian contacts.

Again, Sorry Not Sorry… but look on the bright side Mike, prison will be free for you.

In This Makes Me Smile So Hard My Face Hurts news … _____’s fortune” has dropped some $400 million since he took office.

Sure, you can blame real estate—markets in New York City continue to struggle—but _____’s lack of personality is also to blame.

The value of _____’s hotel licensing and management company dropped an estimated $50 million in the last year because the _____ brand is fading; markets in Toronto and New York, where investors have removed the president’s name from hotels in New York and Toronto, and this week workers in Panama pried the _____ name off a hotel there.

The Fat Bastard has dropped 244 slots on the Forbes list, making him the 766th-richest person in the world.

At the top sits Jeff Bezos with an estimated $112 billion, which makes _____’s hated Washington Post owner about 37 times richer than he is. 

My face hurts still.

And from this, too … the turnout for a rally on Sunday at the Lincoln Memorial in support of _____ that was organized by the Gays for _____ was attended by about 100 people.

So, there are at least 100 gays that are dumb.

Last week at _____ golf courses around the world, the presidential Seal began appearing …and by Presidential “Seal,” I don’t mean the Fat Bastard in a water tank having fresh fish thrown at him to eat, but the actual Presidential Seal of the United States.

Trouble is, that’s kind of illegal …go figure … and now _____ is trying to say that the seal was erected by enthusiastic members in honor of Presidents Day weekend.

Tell me another story, Nana.

Lastly … The Mens …from the top … Andy Favreau, who plays blond beefcake on Champions, a show with a sassy gay boy on it. Jordan Buhat is the hot drug-dealing cutie from Grown-ish, and Morgan Spector, a CIA agent with dimples for days on Homeland.

Just sayin'.