Thursday, March 29, 2018


One morning this week, I was in our home office and Carlos comes into tell me of yet another reason the Conservatives will be freaking out: male dancers with the professional sports teams. Not cheerleaders, but dancers.

I started to say something about how that might not exactly rile up the conservatives and Carlos said:
‘And some of them are really hot.”
Now we know the real reason behind his story.

PS Carlos loves American Ninja Warriors because, he says, the men must be in amazing physical shape to compete; then, of course, he adds:
“Some of them are really hot.”
Are you sensing a theme?
The GOP is all abuzz that Paul Ryan will be resigning soon. And, in case you thought that was just wishful thinking, think about how shortly after the rumor broke Paul Ryan put out an official statement denying a press report that Republicans were saying that he was getting ready to resign.

Uh huh. Bye Felicia.
Earlier this year the LGBTQ community of Starkville, Mississippi planned a Pride parade, but the alderman in the city put the kibosh on a Queer Celebration. Then the LGBTQ community filed a federal lawsuit against the city of Starkville and there was a revote, a 3-3 deadlock that was broken after Mayor Lynn Spruill voted in favor of the parade.

So, last Saturday Starkville held their Pride parade and it was the biggest parade in the city’s history, with over 3,000 people flooding downtown Starkville for the first ever LGBTQ Pride parade.

Mayor Spruill has been a vocal LGBTQ supporter and praised the turnout made possible by the high level of attention brought to the situation:
“I never expected to have this many people. Somewhere between 2,500 and 3,000 people and this would never have happened if we didn’t have the controversy, so I’m almost grateful for the controversy in the sense it became something more than it ever would have been and it became something we can be very proud of, with no issues associated with it.”
Congrats, Starkville, for your Pride.
From the Rightwingnuts and NRA Lapdogs Are Lying Pigs file comes the story of Parkland shooting survivor Emma Gonzalez being pictured ripping the US Constitution into pieces.

Conservatives, gun nuts, asshats, morons, douchebags and idiots all over posted and reposted the picture except …

What? It was faked!

The original photo was from a Teen Vogue story from last week featuring Gonzalez, and other teen activists, ripping a target poster, not the Constitution.

Teen Vogue chief content officer, Phillip Picardi, set the record straight on Twitter:
"The fact that we even have to clarify this is proof of how democracy continues to be fractured by people who manipulate and fabricate the truth."
Rightwingnutted fake news spreaders and liars.
I would now like to thank all the “Family Values Voters” who still support _____for finally admitting that their moral outrage at Democrats over the last thirty years was total bullshit.

See, to the conservatives, being married three times and cheating on all of your wives with multiple parties is just fine.

And then you have evangelicals saying that _____’s affairs and bad behavior are between him and his “God,” yet these same evangelicals were all up in my business when I wanted to marry my husband.

Fuck off, asshats.
Speaking of Asshats and the GOP, Indiana Governor, and Republican, because of course, Eric Holcomb just passed a law that every time a woman seeks medical or psychological treatment she must be quizzed about past abortions.

Failure to disclose past abortions can result in 6 months in jail and $1000 fine.

The GOP cannot keep their hands out of women’s vaginas.
In other GOP hypocrisy, Arizona has about a thousand gun deaths every year, but the governor, Republican because of course, Doug Ducey, opposes universal background checks.

But last week one person was killed by a driver-less Uber automobile, and Ducey suspended Uber from driver-less autonomous testing.

So, he’s more concerned with one person killed by an Uber and doesn’t give a rat’s ass about a thousand gun-related deaths.
Louisiana Attorney General Jeff Landry, a Republican, because of course, announced that Baton Rouge police officers Blane Salamoni and Howie Lake will not be charged in the fatal shooting of Alton Sterling in 2016 because they had “good reason to believe” Sterling was armed and resisting arrest.

You know, cuz he was a black man.
Last weekend I watched a British film called B&B, the story of a gay couple refused a single bed at an English bed-and-breakfast; they sued, and won, and a year later, they return to the B&B to celebrate.

Only they find the owner still homophobic, and the owner’s son a closeted gay boy, and a hot beefy Russian staying at the inn. It gets very convoluted; is the Russian gonna hook up with the gay boy? Is he a gay basher? Are the gay men gonna kill him? Is the father gonna kill all of them? Is the son out to kill his homophobic dad?

Let’s say all of that happened and more, and less. It was a fairly decent film but the leads, from top to bottom, were especially delicious …

Tom Bateman played one half of the gay couple, with Sean Teale as his dreamy husband. James Tratas was the beefy Russian with an agenda … to get me riled up.

Just sayin’.


anne marie in philly said...

"Are you sensing a theme?" - uh, carlos likes guys, not girls? ;-)

don't let the door hit yer fat white ass as you leave, lyin' ryan!

YAYZ for Starkville! FUCK YOU, h8ers!

the h8ers also gave the fake emma lighter skin and dark under-eye circles. FUCK YOU, h8ers!

"family values" people are some of the meanest, hypocritical, closeted, secretive people I know.

GOPricks need to go fondle their micropenises and leave women's vaginas ALONE! PERIOD!

LOVE the t-shirt!

the dogs' mother said...

chortle = loves the twitter! And xoxoxoxo to Carlos. :-)

Deedles said...

So, some of the cast of B&B are really hot? Bob pot meet Carlos kettle :)
Paul Ryan has the kind of face that makes my hands itch to slap him repeatedly! Punching would be very satisfying also, it just hurts my hands to make fists.
@Anne Marie- vaginas and period? Freudian or on purpose? Idle minds want to know!
That t-shirt is bodacious!

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Sounds like Carlos has his own "husbands in his head" too!

LOVE that Tweet of the Week!

mistress maddie said...

Paul Ryan resigning soon???? Don't let the door hit his ads on the way out!!!!

YES we like male dancers. I date a male cheerleader once. There very flexible.


Kirk said...

I don't blame Carlos.

Isobel Tolley said...

B&B looks a very good, intriguing film and I'm impressed you managed to concentrate on the plot.

Mitchell is Moving said...

Carlos and Jerry... Again... Difference is, Jerry never admits to me it's all because the guys are hot. Ballet. POLE vaulting. Gymnastics. Swimming. I know the truth.

anne marie in philly said...

@deedles - Freudian

Dave R said...

The lie about Emma Gonzalez died sooooo fast.

Dough Doucey doesn't like progress.

Republicans and vaginas... that's ripe since most of them are pussies.

Frank said...

"The fact that we even have to clarify this is proof of how democracy continues to be fractured by people who manipulate and fabricate the truth." Probably should be "manipulate truth and fabricate lies" Picky me.

Too bad B&B is not on Netflix...Some of them are really hot.

Helen Lashbrook said...

When even Vogue is against you you know you have problems!