Monday, February 10, 2014

WTF? Suzanne Somers

Suzanne Somers, the Thighmaster® Queen, who has spent the last 400 years writing books, and blathering on TV, about how to look young forever.

Here's her secret: Bad plastic surgery.

Secret #2: Wear a dress that makes you look like a linebacker in drag and no one will look at your hideously tight face.

Note to Suzanne: when you have a gut, don't belt it.

6 comments:

the dogs' mother said...

It looks like she rose from her coffin and took the lining with her.

Bob Slatten said...

@TDM
And her head. Is it me or is her face too big for her head?

anne marie in philly said...

ewwwwwwwwwwwww. yeah, she looks like a guy in drag. her 15 minutes of fame were up 40 years ago.

Professor Chaos said...

Suzanne Somers is the worst!
http://wwwirritant.blogspot.com/2009/09/suzanne-somers-needs-to-stfu.html

viktor kerney said...

This woman...

Debbie said...

I had that same dress ... IN 1983.