Suzanne Somers, the Thighmaster® Queen, who has spent the last 400 years writing books, and blathering on TV, about how to look young forever.
Here's her secret: Bad plastic surgery.
Secret #2: Wear a dress that makes you look like a linebacker in drag and no one will look at your hideously tight face.
Note to Suzanne: when you have a gut, don't belt it. |
It looks like she rose from her coffin and took the lining with her.
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ReplyDeleteAnd her head. Is it me or is her face too big for her head?
ewwwwwwwwwwwww. yeah, she looks like a guy in drag. her 15 minutes of fame were up 40 years ago.
ReplyDeleteSuzanne Somers is the worst!
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This woman...
ReplyDeleteI had that same dress ... IN 1983.
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