Monday, February 03, 2014

WTF? Mariah Carey

Mariah Carey at the SAG Awards. I think she thought it was an awards show for her breasts.

SAG. Get it.

But let's dissect:

The side hair is so 90s, when Mariah was relevant, slender and not a hoochie.

The black leather fingerless gloves. Who.Wears.Those?

Fishnets? Whore.

And she is too old, and this is the wrong occasion, for that one-shouldered, slinky, showing every roll -- is she stealing a canned ham -- mini dress.

7 comments:

Mark in DE said...

Couldn't agree more, especially with the dated hairstyle and fingerless glove.

Bob Slatten said...

It's so bad, right?

anne marie in philly said...

(sigh) mooriah, you are so NOT 20 any more. start dressing your age and hide the fun bags and find a good hairstylist.

oh yeah, and your 15 minutes of fame were up about 10 years ago.

the dogs' mother said...

Okay, I'll disagree - not with the fashion choices, those are bad - but a lot of women would give a lot of carbs to look that relatively good in a skimpy dress. Otoh, my opinion is that a lot of women on tv should cover up more and stop looking like glamour models (Fox I'm talking to you). When men start dressing in scoop neck singlets and tight biker shorts instead of suits - then we can talk.
(How about them Seahawks? :-)

Helen Lashbrook said...

Adding thigh high leather boots would tell you all you needed to know. An outfit like this just makes an older woman look desperate - mutton dressed as lamb is what we call it over this side of the pond. And it's a shame, she is an attractive woman and could look so much nicer.

Bob Slatten said...

@Helen
"Mutton dressed as lamb."

It's funny .... cuz it's true!

Ron said...

Bob,
I lost it for Mariah when she thought screeching (her hitting showing off on that one song hitting the high notes ONLY SHE can hit) and her wish that she could be "skinny like those starving Africans." Mariah is in her own world. She thinks she's it, just like JoLo. I don't' get it but then I'm the odd man out.
Ron