Stuff

That whole surprise at the MTV Movie Awards when Sasha Baron Cohen, as Bruno, appeared from the heavens and dropped down face first into Eminem's lap, his shiny, perfectly made up ass in Eminem's face?
It wasn't real.
And I hate that they played it like it was real.
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Jon & Kate?
Go away, and become parents to your children instead of bitter reality TV stars.
It's called Life.
Get one.
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Perez Hilton calling Adam Lambert Lamebert because he won't talk about the gay thing.
Why is it up to Perez Hilton to discuss anyone's sexual orientation? And why, when they won't discuss it, does he resort to name-calling and drawing penises on pictures.
Seriously, Perez, grow up or shut up.
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The Daniel Craig Popsicle.
Huh? What? Huh?
I mean, I wouldn't mind giving the real thing a lick, but, a topless mold of Daniel Craig being turned into a suckable treat?
What would everyone be saying if they'd done that to a woman?
Uh huh. Double standards.
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Lindsay Lohan.
Paris Hilton.

That's all.