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Carlos was talking about his former job working with the Hispanic
community, the unhoused community, and the local schools to talk to kids about
drugs and drinking and smoking. Well, one day he and a few women on the staff went to a
local middle school for an anti-drug program but before they got started there
was a woman there selling faces creams for blotchy skin and under eye bags and tiny
wrinkles and before you could, ‘Wait one damn minute,’ Carlos was slathered in
creams and potions and lotions, none of which worked. I asked him why he did it, and he said, wait for it, the
ladies made him. Then I reminded him of that one word in the English
language that might have saved him:
Oh Carlos … and then he told me there was a picture of him covered
in lotions and potions so I am on the hunt for that! |
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This Tuxedo Says is from August 2021: "Once again Tuxedo has proven that, like his two Dads, he has zero fucks left to give to these anti-masker, anti-vaxxer loons." And it wouldn’t be lost on Tuxedo to note that the MAGAts
have no problem with ICEstapo masking up and murdering people and arresting
children. |
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I forgot to mention that this month in my household is
called Fuckuary as it is the month where my mother passed away February 17 2007;
my Aunt Pam passed away February 14, 2009; my sister Jeri passed February 15,
2014; my father passed away February 1, 2024;
and while some of you may not count your pets as family, I do, and so
... The Great Tuxedo passed away February 15, 2023. I don’t enjoy |
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A veritable who’s who of who’s that was the “celebrity”
guest list for the premiere of Melanie’s “movie” at the Kennedy Center: Daytime TV host has-been Dr. Phil; Dr. Mehmet Quack Oz; rapper
Waka Flocka Flame; social media magician Pete Anthony Sciarrino III; Fox “News”
host Maria Baritomo; Jordan Belfort, the serial fraudster. And then you have
the people forced to show up lest Cankles go off like DUI hire Pete Hegseth; Second
Lady Usha Vance’ Attorney General Pamela Jo Bondi, FBI director Kash Patel; and heroin
addict RFK Jr. Sounds abysmal, doesn’t it? |
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I needed a palette cleanser after that last bit so here’s a
photo of the flotation devices my neighbors have at their pool. |
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Keep in mind that the DOJ arrested journalists Don Lemon,
Georgia Fort, Jamael Lydell Lundy and Trahern Jeen Crews; all people of color;
all journalists covering a story. Who has not been arrested by the DOJ are Jonathan
Ross, who shot Nicole Good four times, once in the face, and ICEstapo agents
Jesus Ochoa and Raymundo Gutierrez who shot Alex Pretti as he laid on the
ground dying. |
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Down in Texas of all places Democrat Taylor Rehmet has
flipped Texas Senate District 9 Blue, pulling off a major electoral upset in a
district Cankles won by 17 points in 2024. It’s coming … the Blue Wave! |
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Fox “News” host Bullshit Barbie AKA Kayleigh McEnany is
pushing for Melanie to win an Academy Award for the documentary “Melanie: From
Whore House to White House.” In addition to seeing Melanie get an Oscar, McEnany claimed Melanie would outshine everyone in attendance at
Hollywood’s most glamorous event: “If she was to go, she would be the best dressed and the classiest dressed by a long shot.” Bullshit, Barbie. |
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Damian Baugh models for most of the top agencies when he isn’t foraging wild mushrooms for his mushroom business—seriously—and hoping to create his own fashion line, so with all that, Would You Hit It?  |
No Academy Award, but I'm sure "Melania" will absolutely sweep the Razzies!
ReplyDeleteI love the 'reviews' of the infamous film.
ReplyDeleteOne of my joys this week was reading the reviews of Melanoma's movie. One of my favorite was from They Guardian, where they had to post a correction. The reviewer tried to give the movie 0 stars, and the system gave it 1. According to The Guardian, that system error has now been fixed.
ReplyDeleteOMG You DO need that photo. I see you have not experienced the force of nature that is several women trying to get you to try on something. It's their turf and they are merciless.
ReplyDeleteI read those seven million Melanoma's bribementary mainly came from white suburbanite women and churches in Red states. That tracks.
XOXO
the dog's mother
ReplyDelete(Carlos) (Tuxedo always)
xoxo :-)
Jamie (jannghi.blogspot.com): I agree with Debra--"Melania" deserves Razzies awards!
ReplyDeleteMelanoma has less class than those ghastly Kardy women (forgotten how to spell the dreaded name). She would fail to get citizenship on this side of the pond because of her inability to speak the language. She is not attractive, has very little taste and is a liar (claiming to have a degree for starters). And then thee are all the lies about not meeting Donald Duck at Epstein's. She's not worth a farthing (as Epstein might have put it) let alone sixpence.
ReplyDeleteThere's naked swimming at your neighbor's pool? How is it you're anywhere but there??
ReplyDeleteMcNinny will be emotionally crushed to find out that Whorehouse to White House will not get the required votes to even get a nomination for next year's awards (it doesn't qualify for this year).
I'm so sorry about all you have lost in Februarys. I can see why you do not like this month.
ReplyDeleteNeighbors can make the neighborhood
ReplyDeleteIt is hard to believe that a US First Lady is so lacking in grace and dignity that she uses her position to create a self-obsessed film about herself, using one of the world's richest men to fund it. But it is not hard to believe that Trump and his gang have tried to manipulate the US cinema attendance figures just to make Melon-yee-ha! look good while creating a narrative that attempts to disguise the film's utter failure.
ReplyDeleteFuckuary makes all the sense in the world, sweetepea! I am sorry for all your losses. Like you, I have to snicker when I read about folks defending those masked slave patrol dicks when just a bit ago wearing a mask was a cardinal sin in their books! Let us hope that the whore's diary is forgotten by the time nominations are announced. which reminds me, WTF is Bezos laying off Amazon Fresh grocery workers and gutting the staff at the Washington post when he could single-fucking-lutely subsidizes both? SWEETMARYSUNSHINE! BTW, thank you for the palate cleanser, I had to indulge my eyes more than once! xoxo
ReplyDeleteThat's one fine flotation device. I do like a man with a nice butt, something X lacked. I hear ya about Fuckuary. I hate Memorial Day and Memorial Day "celebrations." It's the day my dad, a vet, died. Yes, I realize it falls on a different date each year, but to me, Memorial Day is THE day. I don't know why anyone would want to see a movie about a hooker who has become an out-of-touch wealthy woman speaking broken English showing off her possessions. POS
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
I hope your Fuckuary will not be so bad this year. At least it is the shortest month. I saw a clip of “Bullshit Barbie” raving about Melanie. It made me sick.
ReplyDeleteI want to ask your neighbor to borrow his flotation device ('cause I'm shallow like that).
ReplyDeleteWill Jay
First, let me just bow to Baugh!
ReplyDeleteI understand Carlos, I’d blame the ladies, too. Or the women.
I adore those film reviews, especially ”If syphilis were a movie.”
And, by the way, I would like to float in the pool all day on THAT.
I wonder what Bette Davis would say about Melania’s ego trip film. :)
ReplyDeleteI could see her taking a very long drag from her cigarette with an eye roll and saying "Christ ! You must be kidding, look at that crap they’re cranking out now !" And with a chuckle "We all know how she’s earned her keep !"
-Rj