Ain't That America XXV

Another week, or two, has come and gone and we are still mired in lies, drunks, racists and fascist and felchers … ain’t that America …

Let’s go …

The Department of Health and Human Services, under Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.—the heroin addict, anti-vaxxing, adulterous, felcher—has removed the legal name “Rachel” from Adm. Rachel Levine’s official portrait and replaced it with her deadname, and doing so beneath the mounted glass typically used for permanent institutional displays. Levine was the first transgender person confirmed by the U.S. Senate, something that took place under President Joe Biden.

I cannot wait until we remove the name Robert F. Kennedy Jr. from any and all government buildings, offices, programs, memos, bathroom stall scribbles, etc.

This week KKKarolying Leavitt said:

“Refugee admissions into the country right now are essentially at zero, with the exception of Afrikaners fleeing persecution in South Africa.”

The White Supremacy party at work.

The Department of Justice has instructed inspectors to stop evaluating prisons and jails using standards designed to protect transgender, intersex and gender-nonconforming people from sexual violence.

The regime wants anyone who isn’t straight to be attacked and murdered in prison.

Juan Orlando Hernández said he would “stuff the drugs up the gringos’ noses” and also accepted a $1 million bribe from El Chapo to allow cocaine shipments to pass through Honduras.

At his trial in New York, it was shown how Hernández maintained Honduras as a bastion of the global drug trade and raked in millions for cartels while keeping Honduras one of poorest, most violent and most corrupt countries. He was convicted on drug trafficking and weapons charges and sentenced to 45 years in prison until Cankles pardoned him.

Cankles is shooting boats and murdering people in the Caribbean because he “thinks” they’re running drugs but a known drug dealer he let’s out of jail.

Sounds like Cankles wants in on the drug money.

Cankles also set David Gentile, a private equity executive found guilty forr his role in a $1.6 billion scheme to defraud thousands of victims, free after 14 days served of a seven year sentence.

Once again, the rich get aided and abetted by this Fascist Regime.

Cankles job approval rating has fallen another five percentage points to 36%, the lowest of his second term, while disapproval has risen to 60%. His prior second-term low point in approval was a statistically similar 37% in July, and his all-time low was 34% in 2021, at the end of his first term when he sent his cult to attack the Capitol on January 6.

Both Republicans’ and independents’ ratings of Cankles have worsened significantly since last month. Republicans’ approval has fallen seven points to 84%, while independents’ has slipped eight points to 25%.

Meanwhile he naps.

For weeks, a rumor has been circulating that Border Barbie, Dog Killer Kristi Noem may soon be on the outs. Apparently Cankles is still fond of her but top White House officials have grown frustrated with her tenure especially after she hired the man with whom she has been having a years’ long adulterous affair.

This can be both Good News and Bad, depending on when and if she goes and the new person who gets her job.

In the wake of a series of photos showing Cankles, AKA The Nodfather, AKA Don Snoreleone, AKA Dozing Donny, Dozy Don, The Commander in Sleep and The Big Napper, House  Speaker Mike “Little” Johnson has taken sycophancy to new heights with an unbelievable claim that Cankles works 21 hours a day.

Sources close to The Big Napper say he is “sensitive to being compared to Sleepy Joe” especially after last week’s Cabinet Meeting Nap.

Stocks and cryptocurrencies linked to Cankles are in a deep slump, leaving some of the president’s biggest fans with steep losses. In fact shares of Cankles Media & Technology Group DJT, which operates his Truth Social platform, have tumbled 75% since his inauguration.

Even better, the Slovenian Hooker’s grift is down about 99%.

Cankles said he will release the results of his MRI test that he received in October.

Remember when he said he would release his tax returns and didn’t? Or when he said he’s release his college transcripts and didn’t? Every time he’s said he would release the results of his physical exams and didn’t?

The only thing he releases, other than gas, are lies.

The Department of Education is begging hundreds of workers it fired earlier this year to return to work to catch up on a backlog of complaints.

You cannot make this shiz up.

FBI Director Kash Patel has—on more than one occasion—ordered that the security detail protecting his girlfriend to escort her inebriated friends home after a night of partying in Nashville.

Patel’s girlfriend, Alexis Wilkins, asked FBI agents on her security team at least two times, including once this spring, to drive her friend home, and agents objected to diverting from their assignment. But Patel insisted they do as Wilkins requested and in one case called the leader of Wilkins’ security detail and yelled at him to do so.

Your tax dollars at work.

Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth has posted a twisted parody that turns a character loved by children for decades into an armed killer.

DUI Hegseth used his social media account to share a child-unsafe version of the Franklin the Turtle children’s book franchise he calls ‘Franklin Targets Narco Terrorists’ and shows the usually gentle turtle standing on the edge of a helicopter, firing a missile at a boat, seemingly carrying drugs, in the throes of exploding.

Hegseth’s caption on the Sunday post reads, “For your Christmas wish list…”

There’s no way around it, we have yet another story of the Crazy known as RFK Jr.

In the latest, grossest plot twist in the ongoing saga of RFK’s affair with the political journalist Olivia Nuzzi, we have a poem that RFK appears to have written to his lover about his own ejaculation, which he calls “my harvest.”

Parts of the poem—which I will neither looks for nor share—were published on the Substack of Nuzzi’s ex Ryan Lizza, who is also a political journalist and who was engaged to Nuzzi at the time of the alleged affair.

Oy vey, the CouchFucker has gone meshuga. The invitation for a Hanukkah celebration at the vice president’s residence included glaring errors referencing the wrong holiday.

The green-and-gold invite for the December 15th festivities said it was an invitation from “The Vice President and The Second Lady” for a “Hanukkah Reception at the Vice President’s Residence,” but the top of the invite read:

“The Golden Noel: CELEBRATING 50 YEARS OF CHRISTMAS AT THE VICE PRESIDENT’S RESIDENCE.”

When you wonder exactly how stupid JD is, here’s just one example.

The Cankles Regime has changed which holidays qualify for free entrance to national parks and has removed both Martin Luther King Jr. Day and Juneteenth.

But, why he slams a Civil Rights icon, and smacks the faces of every Black American he wants you to know that you can get in free on his birthday.

I think that day is called Gelatinous Racist Day.

But we have a better day in store … Election Day 2026 …