Ain't That America XII

Another week and another load of crazy, good and funny … from liars lying for a liar … to childishness … to Border Barbie mess … TACA … erasing history and the LGBTQ+ community … it goes on …

Tennessee GOP Representative, and loon, Tim Burchett says when he’s in DC he sleeps in his office because of the rampant crime.

But just last February Burchett said he sleeps in his office because it helps him stay productive and get to meetings early.

Liar, liar … Republican.

US layoffs surged in July to their highest level since the early months of the COVID-19 pandemic. In July, there were 62,075 jobs cut, a 29% jump from June and 140% higher than the 25,885 announced in July 2024. It pushes the 2025 total to 806,383 layoffs—a 75% increase compared with the same period last year and already 6% higher than all of 2024.

The Felon has got this economy running like a rusted jalopy.

Once a feature of the White House entryway, the official portrait of former President Barack Obama has been moved to the top of the Grand Staircase where it will now be out of view from thousands of visitors who tour the White House each day because The Felon is a narcissistic child with a diaper overflowing and no one around to change him.

Move it, put it in a basement, you will still never be more than the worst president ever and the worst human to slither across the globe while Obama will always be one of the best and most admired presidents. EVER.

Oh, and at least his portrait isn’t a mug shot.

After the Felon fired the head the Bureau of Labor Statistics,  Erika McEntarfer , because the job numbers were bad and he was pissy, he replaced her with E.J. Antoni, who wants to suspend the bureau’s monthly jobs report so as not to upset the worst president ever.

See, they don’t want to work at making the numbers better, they just want to hide them.

TACO has signed an executive order that will prevent US tariffs on Chinese goods from snapping back into effect for another 90 days. The order was signed just hours before midnight, when the pause on tariffs was set to expire.

The Felon’s regime released human rights reports for countries worldwide that makes no mention of discrimination faced by LGBTQ people.

He’s trying to erase us.

For two months, Democratic Representatives Brad Sherman, Judy Chu and Jimmy Gomez have been unable to enter a downtown L.A. processing center run by the ICEstapo. This past week when they got their first look at the basement facility known as B-18 they found it empty.

Scores of migrants, as well as some US citizens, have been taken from Home Depot parking lots, car washes, and other locations by the ICEstapo and brought to B-18 but there were just two people in one of the holding rooms last week.

Sounds like Koncentration Kamp Kristi is covering something up.

White House officials sent a letter to Smithsonian Institution Secretary Lonnie Bunch instructing eight of the Smithsonian’s museums—including the National Museum of African American History and Culture, the National Museum of American History, the National Portrait Gallery and the National Museum of the American Indian—to replace exhibits that include “divisive or ideologically driven” material with “unifying, historically accurate” content.

In other words, erase those parts of history that make white people look bad.

For the second time in two weeks, GOP Senator Markwayne Mullin has disclosed trades showing that he violated a federal conflicts of interest and financial transparency law. The transactions—mostly sales—are worth between $1.4 million and $3.5 million.

Grifter Old Party.

The Felon regime’s claim that it is saving billions of dollars through DOGE-related cuts to federal contracts is … a lie.

DOGE said it has saved taxpayers $52.8 billion by canceling contracts, but of the $32.7 billion in actual contract savings that could be verified were closer $1.4 billion.

Again, every word out of their mouths is a lie.

Each month, some 42 million people receive SNAP benefits to help supplement their grocery budgets. Able-bodied SNAP recipients between 18 and 54 who don’t have children have always been required to work. Veterans, however, have been exempt from those rules … until now after The Felon eliminated that exemption.

Beginning in 2026, veterans will have to prove they are working, volunteering, participating in job training, or looking for work for at least 80 hours a month to keep their food stamps beyond three months, unless they qualify for another exemption, such as having certain disabilities.

The party of war gives zero fucks to our veterans. Remember that in 2026.

US District Judge Stephanie Gallagher said the Education Department violated the law when it threatened to cut federal funding from educational institutions that continue with DEI initiatives.

The case centers on two Education Department memos ordering schools and universities to end all “race-based decision-making”—well, not the white race—or face penalties up to a total loss of federal funding.

The regime is racist; they are telling you they are racist. Pay attention.

South Park has doubled down on mocking Kristi Noem, the US Secretary of Koncentration Kamps, with an unaired post-credits scene released online in which Noem is shown entering a pet store and opening fire on the unsuspecting animals inside. One tiny dog manages to escape the massacre but Noem chases it down and kills it.

Last week Noem raged after South Park mocked her heavy makeup:

“It’s so lazy to just constantly make fun of women for how they look. Only the liberals and the extremists do that.”

Funny, I guess she forgot all the times The Felon denigrated women for their looks.

GOP Kentucky Representative Thomas Massie has invited multiple victims of Jeffrey Epstein to a press conference at the US Capitol as part of a bipartisan push to force the release of legal files linked to the late pedophile.

Massie, a thorn in The Felon’s ample ass, says he and Democratic Representative Ro Khanna will co-host the September 3 conference.

Massie gets small props because he's also a gun-toting MAGAt.

GOP California Representative Doug LaMalfa faced jeers and heckling at a town hall event over his support for The Fascist’s Big Beautiful Bill.

“No fascism in America!”

“You need to be impeached!”

“You’re a criminal!”

“You should be ashamed of yourself!”

When some in the crowd were chastised by LaMalfa for their language several people replied:

“Fuck you!”

Resistance is real.

The Felon cold-called Norway’s Finance Minister Jens Stoltenberg out of the blue last month to discuss trade tariffs—as well as his bid to win the Nobel Peace Prize.

Nothing funnier than a desperate gelatinous blob of orange flesh who could have been the leader of the Free World being reduced to begging for an award like the one given  to President Barack Obama.

A staff mutiny forced the management of a plush British countryside pub to turn away JD “CouchFucker” Vance just weeks after the same venue gladly hosted Kamala Harris.

The Humper had wanted to dine at The Bull in Charlbury, Oxfordshire, an early 16th-century countryside pub but the staff reportedly staged a mutiny, telling management that they wouldn’t show up to work if the venue accepted Vance’s reservation.

Freedom of Speech and Resistance go hand in hand.

Border Barbie, AKA DogKiller, AKA Koncentration Kamp Kristi, claims the US now has 1.6 million fewer undocumented immigrants since the start of the fascist regime.

Trouble is, Kristi’s Klaim is based on information from Center for Immigration Studies, an anti-immigration group, which said their own estimate may be overstated.

The liar got her numbers from liars?

Please remember …

The Felon put himself in charge of the Kennedy Center.

Then he invited himself to host The Kennedy Center Honors.

Then he told himself he was the President and “Do I have the time?”

Then he accepted the offer from himself before praising himself for honoring himself like no one else would.

This is not a joke; this actually happened.

But we can stop it if we …