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There’s this thing at our house where I go back to the office to pay bills, work on my blog, do paperwork, or whatever, and Carlos comes back about every few minutes to ask me this or that, or show him this or that. I always joke that if I want Carlos around just get on the computer and he’ll show up.

Last Saturday, he did just that; every four minutes or so … help move a table … fix the new duster he bought … tell him what color that shirt is. The last time he came back, I answered his question and then told Siri to set a five-minute Carlos-Is-Going-To-Annoy-Me timer and she said:

“You five-minute Annoy Me timer is set.”

I.Died.

Carlos.Sulked.

This episode of Cats is from August 2011 and is entitled WTF? It's Monday And I'm As Happy As A Basket Of Cats

Except these two don't look so happy .......

The late greats MaxGoldberg and Tuxedo, BFFs.

One of Cankles lapdogs is of the Homosexual breed and is named Scott Bessent ... why he would work for an anti-LQBTQ+ asshat is amazing to me ... but even more amazing is that this week Bessent actually said that Cankles told him all of Melanie’s female friends—AKA other Slovenian hookers—have asked to be set up with Bessent but are stunned he’s gay.

Uh huh.

Now to scrub my eyes and mind of everything Bessent, howsabout some outdoorsy cakes?

Talk about a foot fetish.

Alexander Skarsgård is well known for his fashion fearlessness, and his latest promotional tour he hit the “Wicker” red carpet in London in an eye-catching all-gold Saint Laurent suit and some freaky footwear.

What say you about the shoes?

For those of you drinking the Amazon Kool-Aid please remember this every Prime Day …

Bezos and Amazon help fuel ICEstapo deportation.

Bezos and Amazon gave $100 million to Cankles’ inauguration,

Bezos and Amazon scrapped plans to display tariff costs after pressure from Cankles.

Bezos and Amazon donated to Cankles’ ballroom and the destruction of the East Wing.

Bezos and Amazon want to reboot The Apprentice with Cankles’ Coke-headed son.

Seriously. Eat the rich.

Kacey Musgraves has zero fucks to give and took a swipe at fired former Homeland Security secretary Kristi Noem, after Noem took slammed Musgraves for having Texas Senate candidate James Talarico at her concert over the weekend by saying:

“I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.”

Smack! Bam! Pow!

And then … Kacey Musgraves has a mariachi band of teenage brothers detained by the ICEstapo open another one of her concerts in Texas.

That’s the energy we need.

Raphael Diogo is an American model of Brazilian descent, renowned for his undeniable presence in the fashion industry and his background as a Ju-Jitsu world champion so Would You Let Him Hit You or Would You Hit It?

Architecture Wednesday: Triangular Home

Welcome to your Tulum-inspired contemporary masterpiece, where innovation meets tranquility in the heart of East Austin. This architectural gem spans 2,104 square feet across three levels, topped with a rooftop terrace that offers a breathtaking panorama of the city's dynamic skyline.

 For the thinkers, doers, innovators, influencers, tech workers, and entrepreneurs seeking a home that embodies both style and substance, this residence is a rare find, with 3 bedrooms and 2.5 baths, and a dedicated third-floor master suite, the layout offers space to nurture your ideas and recharge your inspiration.

Step inside to discover a blend of materials such as polished concrete floors on the main level, white oak wood flooring on the second and third floors, custom hardwood cabinetry adorned with antique brass hardware, while the kitchen boasts Brazilian black moon soapstone countertops and a natural gas cooktop; in the primary bedroom, a 6-foot custom concrete soaker tub offers a perfect retreat, inviting relaxation and inspiring creativity.

This home is a showcase of cutting-edge design and advanced technology, with the latest security systems integrated seamlessly throughout. Expansive windows fill the space with natural light, drawing attention to the custom steel architectural staircase, a true work of art. The smart home features offer a sophisticated, futuristic touch that enhances everyday living.

Beyond its walls, the exterior features seamlessly integrate with nature. Hot-rolled steel panels frame the first floor, harmonizing with a clear coat western cedar on other surfaces. The cinderblock perimeter fence offers privacy while creating your oasis of relaxation with a beautifully tiled plunge pool. 

This isn’t just a home—it's a bold statement in design, waiting for that perfect match and is unpriced and accepting offers. 

As always click to emBIGGERate …

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