At our annual office Christmas Party, my co-worker/rival Naomi Campbell and I showed up in the same outfit. There was shrieking and crying and someone threw a phone, and I went home.
Well... no contest on who wore it better. How did Naomi take the news? Did she tear her assistants hair extensions out and accuse you of doing it on purpose? Always showing her up. What is wrong with you? Take some pity on her. Maybe you could let her win just once...
At least you both have good taste in gowns!
ReplyDeleteBut loose the hood....and opt for a huge piled up sweep!!!!!
Well... no contest on who wore it better. How did Naomi take the news? Did she tear her assistants hair extensions out and accuse you of doing it on purpose? Always showing her up. What is wrong with you? Take some pity on her. Maybe you could let her win just once...
ReplyDeleteuh huh...dream on, gurl!
ReplyDeletechortle!
ReplyDelete:-)
Too Funny!
ReplyDeleteHahaha
ReplyDeleteThat was epic!
That dress, though...
XOXO
@MM
ReplyDeleteWe DO have good taste and I only wore the hood because it was cold.
@uptoning
Well, thank you. Naomi was gracious in defeat ... after hurling her phone.
@AM
surely you aren't Naomi would rock that look better than me??!?!?!???!
@TDM
What's funny???
@Jimmy
Sequins look good on me!
@Six
It was a little long, but Carlos and a gaggle of gays carried the bottom around for me.
Don't wear that outfit when the weather's bad! might get struck by
ReplyDeletelightening!
... I did not know you were that tall.
ReplyDeleteThat's a lotta tinsel.
ReplyDeleteBut were you on stilts?
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