Friday, March 08, 2019

I Didn't Say It ....

Ron Reagan, Ronald Reagan’s son, on _____’s unhinged 2+ hour rant at CPAC:

“His whole ID was on display there….his rage at Jeff Sessions, his contempt for the press and the media, his obsession with, yes, crowd size and things like that [and] of course, his fear of Robert Mueller and the ‘bullsh*t’ investigation. [But] imagine if Barack Obama declared a national emergency for anything basically—[Republicans would] have been going out of their minds! But look, they know what Donald _____ is just the way we know what Donald _____ is….but they have decided they don’t care. It’s—you know, it’s well past time now for us to be kind of marveling at whatever new atrocity _____ comes up with here. We know what he is and we know he poses a danger to the nation; so do most members of the Republican Party, but they have decided to do nothing about it…they have decided they don’t want to defend their country against this individual. And when _____ goes down, those people, they’re going with him.”

And to that, I say, “Good.”
Ivanka _____, speaking at the annual Gridiron Dinner, which features roasts of DC figures and political comedy skits:

“The press seems to think it’s ironic that I, born of great privilege, think people want to work for what they are given. As if being Donald Trump’s daughter isn’t the hardest job in the world.”

I cannot believe that this rich c*nt, who never worked for anything because it was handed to her—education, jobs—thinks she speaks for people who live paycheck-to-paycheck, and couldn’t survive on one income.
I used to hope that it would be Junior who gets indicted first, but now I live for seeing this self-entitled, narcissistic, illiterate bitch in chains.
Adam Schiff, House Intelligence Committee chairman, on Face The Nation:

“I think there is direct evidence in the emails from the Russians through their intermediary offering dirt on Hillary Clinton as part of what is described in writing as the Russian government effort to help elect Donald _____. They offer that dirt. There is an acceptance of that offer in writing form the president’s son, Don Jr., and there is overt acts and furtherance of that. That to me is direct evidence. But there’s also abundant circumstantial evidence.”

Oh, and let’s hope it means impeachment, though I doubt that because the GOP is too busy goose-stepping behind the traitor.
Candace Owens, director of communications for Turning Point USA, a right wing, nonprofit organization, saying racism in this country is over because:

 “Stop selling us our own oppression. Stop taking away our self-confidence by telling us that we can’t because of racism, because of slavery. I've never been a slave in this country.”

I can’t with this one. The stupidity and ignorance is astounding. I mean, the idea that black people have been treated equally and fairly and respectfully since slavery ended is absurd.
Hillary Clinton, the winner of the popular vote in 2016, announcing she won’t run again in 2020:

“I’m not running, but I’m going to keep on working and speaking and standing up for what I believe. I want to be sure that people understand I’m going to keep speaking out. I’m not going anywhere. What’s at stake in our country, the kind of things that are happening right now are deeply troubling to me. And I’m also thinking hard about how do we start talking and listening to each other again? We’ve just gotten so polarized. We’ve gotten into really opposing camps unlike anything I’ve ever seen in my adult life.”

I like her; I was with her. But I’m glad she’s not running again because I don’t need more GOP faux histrionics about emails and Benghazi to deflect from the racist, criminal, traitor in the White House. So, speak up, HRC. We’re listening.
Anna WintourVogue editor-in-chief , on the importance of dressing appropriately for a job interview:

“I think what everybody should remember, whether they’re interviewing at Vogue or indeed anywhere, that we’re not hiring your wardrobe. Your wardrobe is not going to be doing the job for you, it’s who you are. I’ll always remember a young man who came in in a dress and a handbag, and I gave him the job on the spot. You have to dress for yourself. It’s the same for any job you might be going for. I think it doesn’t do yourself a service to fake it.”

Now you know, fellas, rock a dress and a handbag if you wanna work with Wintour.
I just need to find the right pumps …..


Deedles said...

Regarding Candace Owens, and I can say this, Negro Please!!!
Bob, I would love to see you in a dress (kilts don't count) with matching purse and shoes. Just don't hurt Maddie's delicate sensibilities by wearing crocs!

the dogs' mother said...

Good collection this morning. :-)

Helen Lashbrook said...

Ivanka Trumpelstiltskin seems to be oblivious to the realities; I can think of plenty of jobs that are more difficult than being der Trumpenfuhrer's daughter (unless you take sexual abuse into account). Jobs like coal miner, farm labourer, road digger, rat catcher....the jobs are endless and only the poor undertake them, not because they want to, but because they have to....something little Miss Trumplet has never had to worry about for all her sucking up to daddy life.

anne marie in philly said...

I wanna bitchslap that dump cunt so bad!

and hey, candace...why don't you go talk to stephon clark's mom...bitch!

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

Ivanka and Candace really fight for having their picture next to the word c’cunt’ on Wikipedia, no?
And I watched that Anna Wintour video! She’s tough as nails, but man, keeping a print magazine alive nowadays takes work.
And for what’s worth, I still Hill was the best man for the job.


Bob Slatten said...

I wouldn't be caught dead in Crocs, and if I was, I'd will myself back to life, remove the fugly footwear, slip on something fashionable, and then beat the %$#& out of whomever put those Crocs on my corpse in the first place.

Deedles said...

Oooh, Bob, you're so forceful! I only use the "c" word just to get a rise out of Maddie, but now I can get a rise out of you too! This has me laughing, thanks.

Bob Slatten said...

Croc's'll do that to me!

Dave R said...

Of course, Ron is right except I don't think they know they're going to go down. Republicans aren't farsighted at all.

Ivanka doesn't understand karma is waiting in the wings.

And as for Candace? You'll notice she doesn't have her hair in a fro... because... does she think it would make her look too black?

Professor Chaos said...

I will give Ivanka this much, it is probably hard being Il Douche's daughter, constantly having to fen off his advances.

Sheila Morris said...

Bob - one of your best ever - I voted for her, too, but I'm glad she's not running again. I hope Biden doesn't, either. We have some great candidates already - and surely to goodness this country will get "woke" sooner rather than later.