The map of the high crimes zone, gave me a flashback, "Off the Record" is a bar in the basement of a hotel, I had a Lemon Drop Martini and smoked salmon there after the job interview that brought me to DC. A very-very fond memory. High Crimes - aren't those impeachable offenses?
Good ol' Estelle! I wonder if she came back for seconds. As a frequent wheelchair user myself, that bench freaks me out. That I before E rule screwed up a lot of spelling tests!
Estelle only pretends to be shocked. Some cities will do anything to keep the unhoused from sleeping on a bench. In Honolulu they would put three concrete stubs out as seats, but place them far enough apart that no would could lay down on them.
I don't think for a minute that IQ45 would actually stop, but the "pig is dead" made me laugh. Won't that be a special day when it finally comes to pass?
🤪 In some dimly lit part of the recent past, I would have argued that the craziest MAGA was more sane than the sanest Scientologist. I mean, really, Thetans and billion-year contracts and armed harrassment forever if you breach that contract, etc.etc.etc.!! 😳 But, there are MAGAs who have signed contracts with Vladimir Putin and moved their entire families to Russia to escape "woke" 'Murrica and be propaganda tools!!* JFC!! 😱 If the kids in these families wanna leave Russia, I vote we give them asylum with non-MAGA families in the U.S. The parents voluntarily self-deported. Give them each $1000 from Kristi Noem's fund and say goodbye!! 🫡👋 * https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2025/8/18/2337788/-Meet-the-MAGA-Americans-who-moved-to-Russia-to-hilarious-results
OMG, you have to see this hideous house. Maybe for an April Fools Joke? https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/745-S-Meridian-Rd-Midland-MI-48640/91730371_zpid/
The fact that they could write "This is a spectacular opportunity to own a crown jewel of Midland's mid-century modern home portfolio" on the listing says it all!
🤣🤣🤣the pig is dead 😂😂😂if only.........
ReplyDeleteThat was a good, true, one.
DeleteThe stuff that dreams are made of
DeleteHahahaha
ReplyDeleteI'd even give the driver any extra cash I'd had on me at the moment!
And L. Don Tubbard is right! It's an effing cult!!
XOXO
L.Don Tubbard slayed me.
DeleteSadly the pig is not dead. Funny how the two former commenters have focused on the same thing.
ReplyDeleteSadly, yes.
DeleteSo many good ones but L. Don Tubbard made me laugh!
ReplyDeleteWell, it IS cult ....
DeleteL. Don Tubbard -- hahahahaha!
ReplyDeleteScary, though, cuz it's true!
DeleteSadly, I think the firefighter died because the supposed assassin was aiming too low.
ReplyDeleteHe died because The Felon planned a publicity stunt that went wrong.
DeleteThe map of the high crimes zone, gave me a flashback, "Off the Record" is a bar in the basement of a hotel, I had a Lemon Drop Martini and smoked salmon there after the job interview that brought me to DC. A very-very fond memory. High Crimes - aren't those impeachable offenses?
ReplyDeleteDo you use those little papers for smoking salmon or do you stuff it into a pipe?
DeleteLOL at Deedles ... my thoughts exactly!
DeleteOh Deedles ... everyone knows you use a pipe!
DeleteMy first laugh out-loud of the day, THANK YOU!, I needed that.
DeleteI'm here all week!!!
DeleteGood ol' Estelle! I wonder if she came back for seconds.
ReplyDeleteAs a frequent wheelchair user myself, that bench freaks me out.
That I before E rule screwed up a lot of spelling tests!
Estelle only pretends to be shocked.
DeleteSome cities will do anything to keep the unhoused from sleeping on a bench. In Honolulu they would put three concrete stubs out as seats, but place them far enough apart that no would could lay down on them.
I don't think for a minute that IQ45 would actually stop, but the "pig is dead" made me laugh. Won't that be a special day when it finally comes to pass?
ReplyDeleteI can hear the cheers now.
DeleteHi! ho! the Pig 🐖 is dead ... I wish, as well as all his flying monkeys!🐒
ReplyDeleteWe can hope and pray and VOTE for that day.
DeleteI liked the D.C. crime zone, and definitely the pig.
ReplyDeleteThe crime zone is pretty accurate.
DeleteL Don Tubbard... LOL.
ReplyDeleteIt's funny and sad that his rubes are so easily duped. Yep, that firefighter was collateral damage and they used him for months.
The cult is real ... real stupid.
DeleteAnd that man died so The Felon could play the sympathy card.
Is that bench real? They’ve got to be kidding! The pig is dead!
ReplyDeleteI have seen similar benches where they were built to keep homeless people from sleeping on them. Sad.
Delete🤪 In some dimly lit part of the recent past, I would have argued that the craziest MAGA was more sane than the sanest Scientologist. I mean, really, Thetans and billion-year contracts and armed harrassment forever if you breach that contract, etc.etc.etc.!! 😳
ReplyDeleteBut, there are MAGAs who have signed contracts with Vladimir Putin and moved their entire families to Russia to escape "woke" 'Murrica and be propaganda tools!!* JFC!! 😱
If the kids in these families wanna leave Russia, I vote we give them asylum with non-MAGA families in the U.S. The parents voluntarily self-deported. Give them each $1000 from Kristi Noem's fund and say goodbye!! 🫡👋
* https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2025/8/18/2337788/-Meet-the-MAGA-Americans-who-moved-to-Russia-to-hilarious-results
I've heard a lot of stories about MAGAts fleeing america only to find themselves fighting in the Russian Act of Aggression.
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ReplyDeletexoxo :-)
The first two!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!! The only crime in DC is at the White House!!!
ReplyDeleteI do like some pot stirring .... 😈😈😈
DeleteDC Crime hit the nail on the head and rumor is that Estelle is still in shock, has never recovered from seeing those assless chaps.
ReplyDeleteI think Estelle opened a bath house for the boys!
DeleteHa! Love the pig story, and definitely correct about DC's biggest crime zone. Estelle and her first rodeo was good too.
ReplyDeleteEstelle would be quite the cowgirl.
DeleteOMG, you have to see this hideous house. Maybe for an April Fools Joke? https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/745-S-Meridian-Rd-Midland-MI-48640/91730371_zpid/
ReplyDeleteThe fact that they could write "This is a spectacular opportunity to own a crown jewel of Midland's mid-century modern home portfolio" on the listing says it all!
DeleteThe pig is dead -- AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Thanks for the great belly laugh, Bob, I needed that!
ReplyDeleteMy pleasure! 😁😁😁
DeleteThe pig is dead and l don tubbard gave me a belly laugh, thank you. Gigi
ReplyDeleteWe could use a good laugh at his expense!
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