Friday, November 27, 2020

I Didn't Say It ...

Chris Christie, former New Jersey governor, blasting _____ and his legal team for their efforts to overturn the results of the election:

“The president has had an opportunity to access the courts. If you’ve got the evidence of fraud, present it. … The conduct of the president’s legal team has been a national embarrassment. Sidney Powell accusing Governor Brian Kemp of a crime on television yet unwilling to go on TV and defend and lay out the evidence that she supposedly has, this is outrageous conduct by any lawyer, and notice, George, they won’t do it inside the courtroom. They allege fraud outside the courtroom, but when they go inside the courtroom, they don’t plead fraud and they don’t argue fraud. … I have been a supporter of the president’s, I voted for him twice. But elections have consequences, and we cannot continue to act as if something happened here that didn’t happen. You have an obligation to present the evidence, the evidence has not been presented, and you must conclude—as Tucker Carlson even concluded the other night—that if you are unwilling to come forward and present the evidence, it must mean the evidence doesn’t exist.”

The.Evidence.Doesn’t.Exist. This is just the behavior of a coddled narcissistic loser who will never concede but will go away.

And while I appreciate Christie speaking out, notice, it’s very few actual in office ReTHUGlicans telling _____ to give it up; it’s local politicians and out-of-office TV pundits.


Tucker Carlson, Fox News, losing his shiz over ____’s election fraud nonsense, between Rudy’s one-man comedy act and ______ attorney Sidney Powell presenting no evidence at all:

“After four years this might be the single most open-minded show on television. We literally do UFO segments. Not because we’re crazy. Or even a bit interested in the subject. But because there is evidence that UFOs are real, and everyone lies about it. There’s evidence that a lot of things responsible people used to dismiss out of hand as ridiculous are in fact real. We invited Sidney Powell on the show. We would have given her the whole hour. We would have given her the entire week, actually. … But she never sent us any evidence, despite a lot of requests, polite requests. Not a page. When we kept pressing, she got angry and told us to stop contacting her. She never demonstrated that a single actual vote was moved illegitimately by software from one candidate to another. Not one.”

Okay, who had Fox News Thinks ______ Is A Lying POS on their Election Bingo card? And who, seriously, who, had Tucker Carlson Isn’t Buying The Bull on their card?

I’ve a feeling Hell froze over.


Mitt Romney, releasing a statement on social media on ______’s refusal to accept the truth … that he’s a loser:

“Having failed to make even a plausible case of widespread fraud or conspiracy before any court of law, the President has now resorted to over pressure on state and local officials to subvert the will of the people and overturn the election. It is difficult to imagine a worse, more undemocratic action by a sitting American President.”

Nice, but now you need to take your fellow ReTHUGlicans to task for enabling this lunacy with their complicit silence before they destroy your whole party.


Ben Sasse, Nebraska’s GOP Senator, on the _____ and Rudy Show:

“Wild press conferences erode public trust. So no, obviously Rudy and his buddies should not pressure electors to ignore their certification obligations under the statute  We are a nation of laws, not tweets. What matters most at this stage is not the latest press conference or tweet, but what the President’s lawyers are actually saying in court. And based on what I’ve read in their filings, when _____ campaign lawyers have stood before courts under oath, they have repeatedly refused to actually allege grand fraud — because there are legal consequences for lying to judges.”

Perhaps we can get adjoining cells for Rudy and _____.


Geraldo Rivera, on Fox and Friends, proving why the title of “journalist” no longer applies:

“I had an idea, you know, with the world so divided and everybody telling him he has to give up and time to leave and time to transition and all the rest of it. Why not name the vaccine ‘The _____’? Make it ‘have you gotten your _____ yet?’ It would be a nice gesture to him, and years from now it would become kind of a generic name. ‘Have you got your _____ yet? I got my _____ I’m fine.' I wished we could honor him in that way. Because he’s definitely the prime architect of this Operation Warp Speed and but for him we’d still be waiting, you know, into the grim winter these amazing, miraculous breakthroughs.”

Seriously? Name the vaccine after the fuck-nut who is responsible for the spread and the death of over a quarter million people.

Take a seat, loon.


Rand Paul, GOP hack senator, saying COVID survivors should “throw away their masks”:

“We have 11 million people in our country who have already had Covid. We should tell them to celebrate. We should tell them to throw away their masks, go to restaurants, and live again because these people are now immune.”

I love how an eye doctor, who has no bachelor's degree, because he left college a few courses short of a diploma after he was accepted into medical school, is gonna tell people how to act in a pandemic.

Rand Paul did earn his board certification in 1993but formed his own board in 1997—the National Ophthalmology Board—in protest of certification requirement changes by the American Board of Ophthalmologists. His board—now-defunct—was never recognized by the Kentucky Board of Medical Licensure, so “Dr.” Rand Paul was not board certified by a board recognized by the state since 2005, and since his board dissolved in 2011, he has had no certification from an active body.

But, yes, let’s allow an unlicensed eye doctor to tell people how to respond to a pandemic.



the dogs' mother said...

"Adjoining cells"...
that would be very nice!
xoxo :-)

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

OMG Rand Paul could be the stupidest man ever.
When you’ve lost Fox News, you’re beyond cray, honey....
I think Mittens tries to pretend he’s got balls, but yeah, no.


Helen Lashbrook said...

While Don the Con may (or more likely had not effect on) the Pfizer and the other vaccine (cannot recall the company name), he was certainly NOT in any way responsible for the creation of the Astra-Zeneca/Oxford vaccine, so lumping together the hard work done by scientists and considering calling it the Trumposaur, after a man who cannot bear to work for 5 minutes a month,is denigrating the efforts of those who worked hard to produce this "miraculous" breakthrough.

As for Rand Paul....he should not be talked about in polite society. As for his Covid-19 skills, perhaps he went to the same basic epidemiology training that Scott Atlas attended?

Mistress Maddie said...

I also had a love hates relationship with Chris Christie. I might crack jokes about him but over all like him. When Hurricane Sandy hit this area badly...i worked in Jersey at the time. He and Obmama worked so well together and proved it can be done. They took swift action and clean and relief happen so fast....unlike our governor at the time Corbett...we did have electric for weeks let alone clean up efforts. Christie like all has done things I didn't like...but over all I think he means well and can work with the other side if it's for the good. I know many Republicans in NJ didn't like him.

Mistress Maddie said...

I tried to delete my first comment but don't seem to. Blogger is getting beyond frustrating for me.....

Bob said...

I took care of it for you! Damn blogger!

Moving with Mitchell said...

This is all making me nuts (and i know I'm not the only one). Also, yes, hell did just freeze over!

anne marie in philly said...

so many dump dick-licking idiots and thugs...RTG says they should have locked rivera in al capone's vault and sealed the door shut!

Sadie J said...

Now, if I could just get my ____-loving relatives to see the light. I think they've all switched over to Parler and Newsmax. I've lost them.

Dave R said...

Hell hasn't frozen over, but there's definitely a thin coating of ice crusting the top.

Geraldo? He's a tiny loser.

Rand's a loser with bad hair.

And Sasse? Who ever thought a Republican could be honest?

uptonking said...

It's a sad day when Chris Christie is the voice of reason...

Tucker? Talks out of the side of his neck. Slippery pc. of sh*t. Can't wait for him to be disgraced and wiped off television like that evil O'Reilly and pill-popping Rush. Irrelevant much?

Mitt is a two-faced tool. He doesn't see truth and falsehoods. He sees opportunities.

Sasse gets a pass(e).

Geraldo. Talk about irrelevant dinosaurs. Such a con artist. He's a right wing muppet these days... cuz somebody surely has their fist up inside him all the time.

Rand Paul... what a joke. Never thought I would side with a the perpetrator of an assault... but we all feel for that neighbor of his. Wish he would have knocked some sense into him. Paul is a hack.

Sorry to kvetch… but BAH!

Debby said...

So...using the same logic, I believe tRUMP to be a clear and present danger to this nation and our democracy. He's done. Media has absolutely no reason to be speaking with him. I don't want to hear that voice again.

John Fetterman is my new hero.