Thursday, April 05, 2018


By the time you read this, Carlos and I might have decided to go our separate because of his insistence on ….


Seriously. I can’t with this. I’m already thinking of ways to keep him from leaving the house dressed like a gay Gabby Hayes.
Former NYC Mayor Rudy Giuliani and his wife of 15 years, Judith, are divorcing; Judith filed for a contested divorce which means there will be a fight over the coins.

Giuliani fell for Judith back in 1999 while he was mayor and still married to his second wife, Donna Hanover. The Hanover-Giuliani divorce was a vicious hot mess, hut, to be clear, Donna Hanover had met and begun an affair with Giuliani while he was still married to his first wife, so his cheating couldn’t have been a surprise. Still, you might remember that Giuliani announced his plan to divorce second wife Donna Hanover at a televised press conference held before she had been told herself.

The best part is that Rudy Giuliani had come out strongly against marriage equality when then-Governor David Paterson proposed a same-sex marriage bill.

The second-best part is that Giuliani got an annulment from his first wife—so he could marry his mistress Hanover—claiming he and the first ex-missus Giuliani were cousins,

One man and his cousin, and then his mistress, and then his other mistress and then … ?
Justin Jones, a Libertarian running for an Arkansas House seat, thinks “fags are disgusting.” 

And he clearly is a moron because he expressed that opinion on the Facebook post of Hawaii resident Myah Baeza who was offering sympathy for a gay friend who couldn’t donate blood because of discriminatory laws. And when Baeza saw his response and called him out for his bigotry and homophobia, Justin ‘Dumbass’ Jones replied:
“If you don’t think HIV is created by homosexuality then you need education. That’s the entirety of my post, for someone who wants free speech, you don’t act like it. I shouldn’t have said ‘f–s’ should have said homosexuals. But I won’t apologize of the moral of my comment, homosexuality is wrong, and shouldn’t be publicly endorsed.”
Naturally when his local station in BumFuckEgypt, Arkansas found the story and reported on it, Justin ‘Dumbass’ Jones walked back his ignorance, a little:
“I recently made a comment that was meant to be satire, but had FACTUAL meaning. In the new day of Social Media, we face backlash for every comment we make, which is putting ‘Free Speech’ at a price. The Aids Epidemic is a VERY big part of the LGBTQ Community. To not recognize that would be a ‘Lie’ to yourself and the LGBTQ Community. In this New Day of politics, we are recognizing the benefits of throwing away the old establishment, and how that didn’t work. Today, we are bringing back ‘FREEDOM OF SPEECH,’ and protecting our 2nd amendment rights. That might be too much for some people, but that’s why we’re getting them out of Public Office.”
Meant to be satire? Oh, honey, you don’t know satire. And you also don’t know that HIV/AIDS is on the rise among straight folks, too, especially those in the black community and those in rural areas …. Like Arkansas.

Hope you don’t get elected, you moronic tool.
I just can’t …the other day GMA told the story of the boy who fell into a sewage pipe over the weekend at Griffith Park and was finally rescued after some twelve hours in the ground.

Nothing to see there, except the “News” people called it an Easter miracle.

Really; so, if he’d been rescued on Tuesday it wouldn’t have been a miracle. 

Give me the news and keep your religious leanings out of the story. That would be the real miracle.
Columbus, Indiana, the hometown of Closeted Homosexual, and Current Vice President, Mike Pence is set to hold its first ever gay pride celebration, in a move intended to show the rest of the country that not everyone from Columbus is an anti-gay closeted homosexual.

Poor Mike Pence, The Gays are marching in his own hometown and he can’t be there?
While those on the right seem content with bashing the younger generation because they’ve become politically and socially active and vocal, it appears that the right just might need to tone it down.

See, most younger Americans oppose _____’s agenda and even believe the Fat Bastard to be “racist,” “dishonest,” and “unfit” to be president.

The midterms are coming up and those eighteen-year-olds will be voting. And I’m loving it.
I gave my opinion of the Roseanne reboot yesterday but forgot to mention two of the unfunniest things I’ve ever seen on a TV comedy:

1] Roseanne’s granddaughter calling her a “stupid old hillbilly.”

That’s funny stuff, but then …

B] Roseanne grabs her granddaughter, shoves her face into the sink and sprays her with water.

Funny. Not.
Ryan Murphy has cast legendary star Joan Collins in American Horror Story, and said he is interested in casting Angelica Huston.

Little is known about the upcoming eighth season—Ryan has not yet revealed the theme—but three of the series’ favorite cast members, Kathy BatesSarah Paulson and Evan Peters, will be back.

But, um, Joan Collins? I mean, she was allegedly such a terror back in the day on her last TV show, could this be American Horror Story: Dynasty?
Speaking of _____, his 2020 campaign manager, Brad Parscale, is calling for Jim Acosta to be stripped of his press credentials after the CNN correspondent questioned the Fat Bastard during the White House Easter Egg Roll on Monday.

Parscale seems to think Acosta … wait for it … it’s precious … “yelled at _____” during the event and so Acosta should be suspended for breaking protocol.”

This is what happened:

Acosta: “Should the DACA kids worry?”

The Fat Bastard: “The Democrats have really let them down. They really let them down. It’s a shame. A lot of people have taken advantage of DACA. It’s a shame.”

Acosta: “[But} didn’t you kill DACA?”

The Fat Bastard didn’t respond, because he, in fact, did kill DACA and that’s why Parscale wants him banned.

Seriously. He “yelled” at _____!
A new show appeared this week on ABC and is being pushed as a kind of a new Lost. Now, having loved Lost—don’t judge—I was interested, especially when I noted that Grant Harvey and Ryan McDonnell were on the show.

I could get lost with them.

Just sayin’.


anne marie in philly said...

I betcha carlos ROCKS a western shirt! if you don't want him, I'll take him!

giuliani is a fucked up hot mess.

FUCK YOU, justin jones!

"...believe the Fat Bastard to be “racist,” “dishonest,” and “unfit” to be president." - HELL, 70% of murrica thinks this already! the young people are ready to kick some GOPrick ass and so am I!

joan collins - how much plastic surgery has SHE had since her dynasty days?

jim acosta - ain't afraid to call out the dump and the dumptards!

john f. is correct as always!

mistress maddie said... will be American Horror Story Dynasty. Alexis will be a dead zombie threating to kill residents with her huge shoulder pads.

The right best snap out of it....and see the light. This empowered generation is taking over next.

Tell carlos No!!!!!! I have your bad dearest.

The Rosanne show. Saw second show. Must admit I got a kick out of her on the chair step lift thing. And I do like the diversity of the little kid Mark.

Raybeard said...

Gabby Hayes - ah, that takes me back - Saturday mornings' Kids Cinema Club - much cheering, hissing and booing. Great fun. (Surprised to have just discovered that he died only as 'recently' as 1969).

I'm waiting to hear pearls of wisdom from Mr Spanky regarding the 50th anniversary of a certain world-shaking assassination. Still, if it isn't mentioned on Faux News I don't suppose he's aware of it, so could be a long wait.

the dogs' mother said...

Next episode - Roseanne gets a visit from Child Protective Services.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

I had a butch girlfriend once who always wore cowboy shirts, jeans and cowboy boots in a funky cool kind of way. Let Carlos have his shirt!

Helen Lashbrook said...

99% of the world's population KNOWS that der Trumpenfuhrer is totally incapable of running the US and that is already having grave repercussions on America's standing in the world

Deedles said...

Cowboy shirts on a hot man, YUM! What if Carlos wore only the shirt (at home of course)and nothing else?

Rudy (the rancid toad) Giuliani- not enough power or money in the world! I just threw up a little in my mouth. UGH!

I think his royal Cheeto is a combo plate of the tin man (no heart). the scarecrow (totally brainless) and the cowardly lion (well, coward), without the warmth and lovability .

If that is a picture of Jim Acosta, WOOF!!!!

Leeanna Henderson said...

Mommas, don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys...
A cowboy shirt?? Carlos, unless you look smokin hot in a shirt or not, most men prefer not to look like a rodeo clown. Even in Texas!
My GAWD!! Joan is still around? I thought that bitch died 20 years ago.
Are you talking about The Crossing? That show is so awesome! I love it.

Dave R said...

Cowboy shirts are.... hot, especially those with snaps instead of buttons... pop, pop, pop, pop, pop!

Anonymous said...

Carlos in a cowboy shirt? Think John Travola circa Urban Cowboy, mmm.