If It Looks Like Collusion Or Little Donny Is A Liar ... Bigly

So, last year, Little Donny _____ Jr, along with _____ son-in-law Jared Kushner, and campaign chairman Paul Manafort, met with a Kremlin-linked lawyer, Natalia Veselnitskaya, in June 2016 during the election campaign.

At first they said the meeting was about a program that allowed Americans to adopt Russian children; Russia’s parliament voted to disband the program in December 2012 after the US Congress placed sanctions on corrupt Russian officials known as the Magnitsky Act. Veselnitskaya was involved in Kremlin’s efforts to kill the next iteration of the Magnitsky Act.

Little Donny said he did not know who he would be meeting with beforehand and described it as a “short introductory meeting” but, um, yeah, that was a lie we now know. Now, Little Donny is saying that he went to the meeting because the lawyer because she "might have information helpful to" his father's campaign.

Not at all about adoption.

Still, nothing wrong, really,: I mean, I imagine every campaign looks for dirt on the other side, but in light of the fact that we all know—and by “all” I mean anyone other than people in that family or that administration—that the Russians hacked, meddled, whatever, the 2016 to help _____ so the lie seems especially telling.

Even more so when you hear the _____ team of spokes-morons saying for months and months that no one from the campaign ever met with Russians regarding the campaign, and then find out that all sorts of _____ players did just that.

It appears Little Donny’s “little donny” was hard with excitement that he "was promised damaging information about Hillary Clinton before agreeing to meet" with Veselnitskaya .

And after failing to ever mention meeting any Russians during the campaign, especially with the intent of asking their help against Clinton, now Little Donny has come clean and, like the rest of that family, lawyered up so, you know, if it looks like collusion, and smells like collusion, and involves a _____, who, at first, lied and lied and lied, well then there’s something there.

Lastly, because it’s really good, CNN’s Jake Tapper looked through the lies of _____ and Junior in regards to Russia, after Junior Tweeted this lie:

“Obviously I'm the first person on a campaign to ever take a meeting to hear info about an opponent... went nowhere but had to listen.”

Tapper showed a clip of Little Donny Jr. from last year feigning outrage over Democrats’ “exact moral compass [about Russia] I mean, they’ll say anything to be able to win this. I mean, this is time and time again, lie after lie ... It’s disgusting, it’s so phony—“

Tapper said:

“That is quite a bit of moral outrage, from someone who, just weeks beforehand, had met with a Russian lawyer who claimed to have damaging information on Hillary Clinton.”

And then Tapper showed video of both Vice President Mike Pence and President _____ personally denying any involvement by their team with any Russian official, and Tapper reminded us of the “five former or current members of President Trump’s team [who] have not only had some contact with the Russians, they have lied, changed their stories, or not been forthcoming with information about those contacts with Russia;” people like former national security adviser Mike Flynn, Carter Page, Attorney General Jeff Sessions, Jared Kushner, and, now, Little Donny Jr.

Tapper—and I love that it’s CNN who isn’t laying down to the _____’s given the president’s vendetta against them—ended with the one question that no one on the _____ can answer:

“If these contacts and conversations with Russians were so innocent as is being claimed, the obvious question: why so many lies about them?”

And that’s the killer; if you’ve done nothing wrong, while continually, blatantly, lie?

Oh yeah, it’s that family and that administration.

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Since Daddy Took Ivanka To Work, Little Donny Jr Found A Way To Get Daddy's Attention

Well, while _____ was letting Ivanka play dress-up and sit at the World Leader’s table at the G20 summit over the weekend, and while he was heaping praise upon her, saying she was a “champion,” and while he was giving $50 million from the United States to her little program, Donny Jr was sitting at home trying to find a way to get Daddy’s attention.

As usual he sank to a level almost too low to see.

Little Donny Jr, who politicized the shooting of Congressman Steve Scalise, and who cried and urged the firing of Kathy Griffin over the severed head photo, and urged people to skip Johnny Depp movies after Depp said something stupid, is following in those footsteps.

After his Daddy posted a video on Twitter of the President of the United States violently attacking, and ultimately destroying, the CNN avatar, Junior posted a video of Daddy engaged in air combat with the CNN avatar before ultimately using a missile to destroy it. And he reTweeted it with this:

“One of the best I’ve seen.”

Complete with America flag emojis because ... ain’t that America.

And it cannot go unnoticed that this reTweet occurred after President-For-Now _____ shared a laugh at the expense of the press with Vladimir Putin,  a man who has allegedly murdered journalists.

But hey, it’s the _____’s; they go low.

Or maybe Donny was trying to distract from the story that he, along with Jared Kushner and Paul Manafort have all lied about meeting with Russia to find dirt on Hillary Clinton to use in the campaign last year. Little Donny said he spoke to the Russians about “adoption” but maybe what he meant was “adopting” a treasonous policy.

Fuck ‘em all.

A Handbag Designer Sat In For The President At The G20 ... Or Grifters Go To Germany

As I noted on Twitter, it must have been International Take Your Handbag Designer To Work Day, because house else can anyone, any-effing-one, explain that Ivanka ‘Complicit’ _____, the president’s daughter, an unelected official, a political moron took her Daddy’s place amongst other world leaders at the G20 summit in Hamburg this past weekend.

Seriously. Does anyone have a good reason why she’s there, other than Daddy wants to bang her?

It all broke when Svetlana Lukash, a G20 Russian civil servant, posted a now-deleted photo of Ivanka _____ sitting between Chinese President Xi Jinping and German Chancellor Angela Merkel, alongside British Prime Minister Theresa May and Turkey’s Recep Tayyip Erdogan at a working session titled “Partnership with Africa, Migration and Health.”

And, as we all now, nothing ever dies on the internet, so even though the photo was removed it’s still there, and still sparking criticism of a president who cannot seem to keep his unqualified family out of the business of running this country. I mean, what does a woman who slaps her name on handbags, shoes, perfumes, designed by other people ... in China yet ... know about politics? She’s a businesswoman, well, she’s a businessman’s daughter.

And this is the same Ivanka _____ who, just a month ago, said she tries “to stay out of politics” and yet there she is, with world leaders because Daddy wanted to attend another meeting, something along the lines of International Naptime, or My Favorite Program Is On.

And let’s just say that at any meeting of world leaders, that the president needs to leave, he or she is typically replaced by a member of their cabinet, and usually someone who knows something other than shoes and scents.

“Ivanka was sitting in the back and then briefly joined the main table when [Daddy] had to step out. When other leaders stepped out, their seats were also briefly filled by others.”—a White House spokesbot

But I bet not one of them had their daughters take their places, amirite?

Ivanka is no more competent than her father, and every American, even you fools that voted for this fool, should be ashamed, that Daddy’s unqualified daughter is discussing anything with world leaders. This level of nepotism screams of hypocrisy; I mean, picture the right if Michelle Obama had taken President Obama’s seat at a meeting; they’d have blown their pinheads sky-high, but when a shoe designer does it ... crickets ... but then, to the GOP, an unelected, unqualified, unprepared New York socialite is the best person to represent America’s international interests.

I mean, if you wanted a truly qualified First daughter at the table, ask Chelsea Clinton, who has a PhD in International relations to sit it, not a girl best known for being Daddy’s favorite wet dream ... for paying Chinese women pennies on the dollar to make her cheap shoes and purses while she complains that she doesn’t have time for a massage. But she has time to sit in for Daddy, and for Daddy to sing her praises at a World Bank session on women’s entrepreneurship:

“I’m very proud of my daughter, Ivanka, always have been, from day one, I had to tell you that, from day one. She’s always been great. A champion. She’s a champion.”

Thankfully he stopped short of mentioning her rockin’ hard bod or what he’d do to her if she wasn’t his daughter.

But he did do one last thing for Ivana ... on Saturday _____ announced that the United States would give $50 million to a new World Bank fund conceived by Ivanka that aims to help women entrepreneurs access capital and other support.

Yup, he’s using the United States to donate money to a charity his daughter is involved with so, you know, nothing to see there.

Unless you think there are millions of other causes that have no connection to that family of grifters to which the US can donate millions.

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It's Snarkurday!

Olivia de Havilland is turned 101 last weekend and is still up for a feud, just not Ryan Murphy’s Feud: Bette & Joan.

That series was the story of the infamous Bette Davis and Joan Crawford feud that came to a boil when they did Whatever Happened to Baby Jane together and featured a series Hollywood stars giving fictional interviews about Bette and Joan at a 1970s Oscar ceremony.

Olivia de Havilland was played by Catherine Zeta-Jones as a class act—even whilst referring to her own legendary feud with her “bitch sister,” actress Joan Fontaine—and even though CZJ’s portrayal was positive, er, bland, De Havilland is not a happy lady.

De Havilland filed suit in LA this week saying that Murphy’s FX drama Feud portrayed her as a Hollywood gossip, something De Havilland claims she’s gone out of her way to avoid during her long career. And she is especially miffed that her “likeness” was included in the series without her consent and so she’s suing Ryan Murphy Productions and FX for invasion of privacy, unjust enrichment and infringement of common law right of publicity:

“Miss de Havilland was not asked by FX for permission to use her name and identity and was not compensated for such use. Further, the FX series puts words in the mouth of Miss de Havilland which are inaccurate and contrary to the reputation she has built over an 80-year professional life, specifically refusing to engage in gossip mongering about other actors in order to generate media attention for herself.”

Olivia, who lives in Paris these days, sent a letter to The Hollywood Reporter back in April explaining that she’d never seen the show and had no intention of ever watching it, though she’s clearly changed her mind about that ... hence the lawsuit.

And the request for a large stack of coins as a result.

I cannot wait for Feud: Olivia & Ryan.

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Robert Downey Jr. has been playing Iron Man for nearly ten years across eight movies including the new Spider-Man: Homecoming; he’ll also appear in two more Avenger movies, but maybe RDJr is looking to end the run ...

“I just want to hang up my jersey before it’s embarrassing.”

Um, to be fair, these superhero films aren’t my cup of tea and I haven’t seen one since the first Iron Man came out, but ten films?

G’head and turn in the jersey RDJr. I mean you’re zeroing in on sixty and that’s gotta be tough on brittle bones.

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Oh, how embarrassing it is to be Mariah Carey.

No, it’s not because of that hilariously disastrous New Years Eve performance; and, no, it’s not because she went from a billionaire boyfriend to a back-up dancer boy-toy. It’s because Mimi went out shopping on Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills and her credit cards were dee-nied.

Cue eight-octave Whaaaaaaaaaat?

It first happened at Louis Vuitton and she thought it was a mistake, but then it happened three more times.

“Sorry ma’am, but I need to cut up that card.”

Luckily, between her assistant, her manager, her dog carrier, her make-up and hair team, her shoe guy and the team of bodyguards that carry her when she gets tired, Mimi was finally able to make her purchases.

But it may only get worse; it appears that Mariah’s upcoming concert tour with Lionel Richie is experiencing low sales and cancellations, along with most dates being postponed since Richie injured his knee.

Looks like it’ll be a long hot, credit-card-less Summer, unless she gets that palimony case with former fiancé James Packer settled for the .... wait for it ... fifty million bucks she’s requesting.

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Lindsay Lohan took a break from Instagram and Snapchat to focus on her Twitter account where she begged people to leave Donald _____ alone ...a la Chris Crocker demanding the same of us years back about Britney.

Earlier this year, she proved her life is still a mess when she asked that “everyone” support _____ for the good of the country, and now she’s back on the bandwagon, perhaps looking for a cabinet position to fill?

In the Department of High Class Call Girls? I kid ... high class? Uh, no.

But, perhaps Lindsay finally remembered that our President-For-Now told Howard Stern that girls like a Lindsay Lohan are a good fuck.

High praise from one narcissistic tool to another, eh?

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Well, it looks like it was all for show that Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna were trying to work things out because the shiz hit the social media this weekend.

On Instagram, Rob accused Chyna of cheating, scamming, and lying about how she lost the baby weight after she had their daughter Kream Dream.

Rob says he was contacted by a woman who had a child with a rapper named Ferrari and now says Ferrari and Chyna have been doing the nasty ... seriously, it’s got to be nasty ... for months now; and this was while Rob and Chyna were rekindling their Made-For-TV relationship.

So, Rob confronted Ferrari and Chyna, and they denied it but then Ferrari posted a picture of himself in what Rob claims is his bathrobe while lying on Chyna’s bed. Then he went through Chyna’s phone and found more evidence Chyna and Ferrari were schtupping one another and began posting all the nekkid pictures Chyna has sent him over the years ... I’m thinking it numbers in the millions.

Oh how that must have kept Rob busy; I mean, he hasn’t put this much work into anything since That Woman told him to get his sock business off her dining table.

And while his mom and sisters are busy doing anything but taking their brother’s side in his latest feud with his Baby Mama, and again, the woman who is the Baby Mama of his half-sister’s ex-boyfriend, one person did step up:

Rapper T.I. left a comment for Rob on one of his many posts suggesting he keep this private instead of dragging it through the InstagraMud, and so Rob accused T.I. of having a threesome with Chyna and Tiny.

Rob also took it to a subbasement of shame by saying Chyna only got with him because she was mad that Rob’s “little sister took her baby daddy.”

At that point, That Woman squeeed with delight that the Jenner name was dragged into this mess.

Cuz that’s all that matters, you know, not the babies, or the adults acting like children.

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And last of all, because it’s both true and high-larious ...

Annie Lennox has won eight Brit Awards, four Grammys, a Golden Globe, an Oscar and spent decades spent topping music charts and touring around the world and back again, yet just recently an Los Angeles radio station sent her a letter inviting Lennox to send in her latest MP3 single and they’d help her out with her career.

Seriously. Lennox shared the message on social media, but blacked out the station’s name, yet that didn’t stop her fans from commenting on the post speculating which LA-based radio station has a program director named Glenn and a new music coordinator named Kylie. The post racked up more than 2,000 comments just hours after she shared it on Facebook.

Lennox got the last laugh, saying:

“I think I’m in with a chance ??!!!”

Just sayin’ ... Annie Freaking Lennox.

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I Didn't Say It ...

David Jolly, former Florida GOP Congressman, expressing his distaste for _____ and the GOP:

“Many of us are still looking for answers and looking for leadership within Republican Party. ... _____ is a man with hate in his heart, a small and weak man with a special type of cruelty to insult a woman on the world’s stage over her appearance. He owes Mika Brzezinski an apology, but he’s not going to do it. [And] I can’t overlook the fact that Donald _____ tonight is the face of the Republican Party. The party that once proudly boasted of Lincoln and Ike and [Teddy Roosevelt] and Reagan and the Bushes is now represented by a man who ... insults women and war heroes and immigrants and the disabled. And, as that is Donald _____, that is today’s Republican Party.”

Too bad Jolly isn’t in Congress now because it’d be nice to see at least one Republican stand up against everything _____ stands for.

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Delbert Hosemann, Miscopy’s GOP Secretary of State, on _____ and Pence’s request for voter information:

"My reply would be: They can go jump in the Gulf of Mexico, and Mississippi is a great state to launch from. Mississippi residents should celebrate Independence Day and our state's right to protect the privacy of our citizens by conducting our own electoral processes."

Snap.

And from a Republican yet!

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Tom Schedler, Louisiana’s GOP Secretary of State, to _____ and Pence:

"The President's Commission has quickly politicized its work by asking states for an incredible amount of voter data that I have, time and time again, refused to release. My response to the Commission is, you're not going to play politics with Louisiana's voter data, and if you are, then you can purchase the limited public information available by law, to any candidate running for office. That's it."

Again, everyone except those in the White House see this info grab for what it is: a way to suppress voters and steal yet another election.

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Terry McAuliffe, Virginia’s Democratic Governor, to _____ and Pence:

“This entire commission is based on the specious and false notion that there was widespread voter fraud last November. At best this commission was set up as a pretext to validate Donald _____’s alternative election facts, and at worst is a tool to commit large-scale voter suppression."

It’s a vanity project to appease the bruised ego of the toddler in the White House and no matter how he spins it, he’ll still be the loser of the popular vote.

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Andrew Garfield, on how he prepared to play a gay man and how he’s now a “gay man “without the physical act”:

“The preparation had begun before (rehearsals began) with a lot of my friends.  The play is as much devoted to my friends in the gay community as it is those that passed during the [AIDS] epidemic. My only time off during rehearsals—every Sunday I would have eight friends over and we would just watch Ru. I mean every single series of RuPaul’s Drag Race. I mean every series. This is my life outside of this play. I am a gay man right now just without the physical act—that’s all.”

Oh Andrew, I liked you, I did. But this kind of ridiculousness is impossible to forgive.

No one is gay because they watch drag queens; that doesn’t make you gay. And, news flash, tool, not every gay person likes drag queens.

To sort of lump us all into one category is disgusting, and then to suggest that you’re gay because you watch RuPaul—except you don’t have sex with men—is disrespectful and stupid and foolish and deserves an apology to the gay community because it's not a choice..

Then sit down.

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Andrew Garfield, then instantly saying he isn’t gay, you know, lest anyone think so:

“As far as I know, I am not a gay man. Maybe I’ll have an awakening later in my life, which I’m sure will be wonderful and I’ll get to explore that part of the garden, but right now I’m secluded to my area, which is wonderful as well.”

Oh, so first you’re all ‘I like drag queens so I must be gay’ and then in the very next sentence you make sure to tell us that you’re straight?

Go fuck yourself ... and if you accomplish that it still won’t make you gay, just another asshat.

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Trish Regan, host of Fox News’ Outnumbered, suggesting we murder Kim Jong Un of North Korea as a way to get rid of him:

“There’s one other option here that we haven’t talked about. I know you’re not supposed to go out ... and take out a leader because of international rules, decorum, et cetera, that we have. But if there is a way to get in and get rid of this crazy fat kid—then wouldn’t that do a lot in terms of saving a lot of lives here?”

Another Fox idiot, Jesse Watters, suggested the same thing because taking out a dictator worked out so well in Iraq.

Right?

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Jeff Zucker, to the news people at CNN: 

“My job is to remind everyone that they need to stay focused doing their job. _____’s trying to bully us, and we’re not going to let him intimidate us. You can’t lose your confidence and let that change the way you conduct yourselves.”

I say fight back harder, and not with childish little videos of fat rich men acting like bullies, but by digging into each and every aspect of that family of grifters, thieves and con artists, and the president, and revealing every vile thing they do.

That’ll teach ‘em, and we’ll all have fun watching.

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