Monday, January 11, 2021

Dick of the Week: Melanie

First Third Lady Melanie _____, who was busy doing a photo shoot during the riots last week and had no time to comment, has stepped out of hair and makeup long enough to sputter something:

“I am disappointed and disheartened with what happened last week. I find it shameful that surrounding these tragic events there has been salacious gossip, unwarranted personal attacks, and false misleading accusations on me—from people who are looking to be relevant and have an agenda. This time is solely about healing our country and its citizens. It should not be used for personal gain.”

This bitch. Note she makes no mention of her husband spurring on the rioters, but she takes quite a bit of time to say that people said mean things about her.

Yes, you Christmas Hating, Children In Cages Loving, Former Nude Model, we talked about you because you were too busy trying to revive a modeling career to even speak about five dead Americans or the assault on the country or the fact that your husband is a terrorist who pays you for sex.

Fuck all the way off.


Deedles said...

Is Dick of the Week replacing Asshat for 2021? I like it!

anne marie in philly said...

melanoma needs to go back to slobvenia!

Agnes Goldberg-DeWolfs said...

Her he and this administration set a first alright. They will go down in history as hitting the most all time lows and despicable actions.

the dogs' mother said...

If you can't say something
nice, don't say anything
at all...
(Heard that a loooong time

Sadie J said...

I so much never want to see her face again when this is all over. Is that too much to ask?

Bob said...

Asshat may return, but for right now, I'm liking dick.
Right now???!?!? Who am I kidding?

Back to the street corner from whence she came.

In the early days I felt sorry for her but somewhere around the 'I Don't Care' jacket I realized she may her bed, lay down in it, and put her heels to Jesus so she desrves everything she gets.

Melanie needs to be schooled.

I ask for the same thing.

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

That See You Next Tuesday.
Can't leave the White House soon enough...


Dave R said...

Holy Shit, it takes a riot for her to realize people are saying mean things about her.

Bob said...


She's just like her trick, er, john, er, husband, she's always the victim.

The Cool Cookie said...

I can hear her now: "BUT WHATS THE FUCKS ABOUTS ME?"

Moving with Mitchell said...

Every time she opens her mouth, she makes it more clear why she married the Orange Menace. What a love fest that union must be. I love me. Do you love me?

Bob said...

As she once showed us: I Don't Care, Do U?

These two are perfect for each other ... until Melanie ages out.

Helen Lashbrook said...

the pouty bitch was apparently photographing the stuff she wants to take out of the WH; claining she is planning to write a book on the treasures of the President's home. You can't fool me; you can't write proper lady (not). She is as involved in her husband's malfeasance as much as Pennies from Heaven, Mark Fields, Mitch McTurtle and Betsy deVomit.

whkattk said...

Here's the really ironic part of that: She didn't write that; it's too well done for her abilities.

Richard said...

Let her go back to her country. I doubt they want her. It will be good to read that Melania K Trump died in whatever place yesterday. She really didn't care, do you?

Linda said...

I don't care what she used to do or how she got her money. The only thing that matters is that BOTH the malignant narcissists leave our house and the sooner the better.

Linda said...

PS I'm rather fond of dicks myself. Much too kind of you.

I like asshat or fuckwit.

SickoRicko said...

Linda: "fuckwit" - I like that!