I took it to mean that he wanted to make his bank account first, his businesses first, but Europe had another idea.
Dutch satire show, , created a new, high-larious tourism ad—perfect for Hair Furor—asking for a very simple thing: Make the Netherlands second.
In Switzerland a show called Deville Late Night put together their own video:
Then Denmark jumped in on their show, Natholdet
Germany’s Late Night show ZDF jumped on the bandwagon—get to the video at the [01:47] mark—where they openly joked about those pesky two World Wars:
Belgium’s De Ideale Wereld” used _____’s own words to give them the opportunity they’ve been waiting for ... ABBA is Belgian [#FakeNews]:
Then came Portugal’s 5 Para a Meia-Noite who took on America in saying,
And Lithuania, not to be outdone, took on a little something called “c
It’s all in good fun—and many other European countries have gotten in on it—until it becomes true and America is no longer first, but is ravaged and destroyed by Hair Furor. But we’re a scrappy lot and when he’s reduced to rubble, er, impeachment, we’ll come back stronger than ever.