On a recent episode of his "reality" show, Celebrity Apprentice, Donald Trump made note of how well Meat Loaf cleans up, by saying:
"You know I'm not a gay man. I think gayness is wonderful, frankly, but I'm not a gay man."
And to that, I say:
"Thank you, sir. The LGBT community thanks you for not being a gay man. We have enough problems without having to explain you."