Tuesday, August 18, 2026
Monday, August 17, 2026
Kragsyde
Sunday, August 16, 2026
The Funny Papers
Saturday, August 15, 2026
Why Is It ...
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… that people need to remember that I don't think I’m right all the time, but I am and that’s why it comes off that
way … that I may be laid back but
I lean forward very quickly … that people don’t
understand that when I say I feel like Barbie, I mean that my hip is making
that clicking sound … that when it comes to a
text chat I am either fast Replier or Never Answer … that this snippet of advice
always gets me in trouble because I say, whenever you get angry at someone bite them; just bite them and walk away. I guarantee they’ll never speak to you
again … that no one realizes that
my ability to find the comedy in every crisis is a sign of deep inner peace or a
warning that my last marble has officially left the building … that when people ask what
kinds of music I like all I can say is it’s every song except the ones I don’t
like. … that some days my brain is
a powerful machine and other days it’s just two racoons fighting in a garbage
can. … that the new girl at work
wanted to chat and chat and chat and I finally said, “Let’s skip the talking
stage and you can go right to blocking me.” … that I just learned that
therapy is like some stranger walking around my brain and saying, “This is how
you live?” |
Friday, August 14, 2026
I Didn't Say It ...
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Gabby Williams, WNBA player for the Golden State Valkyries,
on transgender players on her team or any other in the league: “I think it’s trans, trans rights, right now, is our new battle. We see trans people’s rights being stripped away from them; there’s a lot of discourse around trans athletes and what they can compete in. I would welcome a trans athlete on my team or against my team, anytime. I don’t think it’s a problem in the world. It’s just another way to kind of attack trans people. We’ve seen players like Layshia Clarendon, who stepped into that forefront, and have been brave enough, and courageous enough, to step up. So I guess that’s the next battle we have to fight as athletes.” The number of trans athletes in women’s sports is miniscule
but the GOP’s fear-mongering of trans-women makes it seem like they’re taking
over the world. They want to live their lives and they choose, playing
sports or not. |
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Abdul El-Sayed, Democrat candidate for Senate from Michigan, on the right using his
name against him: “When you don’t have any ideas all you have is hate. My name is not raising your gas prices. My name is not the reason we’re in an illegal war. My name is not the reason you can’t afford healthcare, rent or insurance. If the best they’ve got is to point to my name and say they can’t pronounce it, then we’re going to have a good time over the next thirteen weeks.” Learn to say his name because you may be saying it for years
to come. His name is not a crime, his religion is not a crime, and neither are
responsible for the mess we’re in … that name, as we all know, is He Who Shall
Not Be Mentioned. |
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Jon Ossoff, Democrat Senator from Georgia, on restoring
America after the midterms: “We won’t just restore checks and balances for the next two years. We will rebuke him so decisively that no President will dare try this kind of brazen corruption and abuse for centuries.” Work on getting things done for We The People and work on
putting Cankles and his criminal regime in chains. |
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Jeff Tiedrich, political blogger, on the new dead muskrat on
Cankles’ head: “I guess the fucking idiot didn’t want anyone asking him about the desiccated badger pelt he had hot-glued to his fat water-logged head, and because the fucking idiot kept himself far away from the reporters, not one of them had the opportunity to stand up and ask, ‘What the fuck is wrong with you?’” I would have played that question on a loop forever … “Mr.
President? What’s with the new rug?” |
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Seth Abramson, journalist, on Iran taking a rational
approach while Cankles is the unhinged despot: “Yesterday the Islamic Republic of Iran essentially declared that [Cankles] is too mentally deranged and pathologically deceitful to negotiate with … so they won’t. And you know what? They’re right. That’s a normal, rational, adult position. So why don’t we see it in the US?” I think many of us see it, but the GOP is too afraid of what
Cankles’ might do to them to speak up, and the Cult of MAGAt is simply too
stupid to realize they’re stupid. |
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Joe Walsh, former GOP Congressman and talk radio host, Cankles’
crimes: “He’s most likely a pedophile. He initiated and is overseeing a massive government coverup to keep his name and the names of all the other Epstein class predators hidden. He was handed the strongest post-COVID economy in the industrialized world and has singlehandedly fucked it up. He’s put masked federal thugs on our streets who are lawlessly terrorizing immigrants and citizens. He’s launching wars and pushing regime change all over the world. And that’s just the start. He should be in jail, not the White House.” Everything is distraction, deflection and lies, about
Epstein, jet planes, ballrooms and arches and crypto. It’s all lies. |
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Van Lathan, journalist, producer, political
commentator & LGBTQ+ ally, on trans acceptance: “If you cannot gift trans people with visibility, humanity and acceptance, could you at least gift them with silence? Could you at least shut the fuck up about it.” It’s very much like when straight people said The Gays were
shoving their “lifestyle” in straight peoples’ faces when all we were doing was
living our lives. Trans people are living their lives as they are, and it doesn’t
hurt anyone to know that. It’s simple respect. |






















































