Friday, August 25, 2023

Well, They Look ALMOST Identical

Of note … on the left is Chris Hemsworth, who stands 6’3” and weighs in 215 pounds, while on the right we have Inmate # P01135809 who also stands 6’3” and also weighs in at 215 pounds.

I think the Inmate needs to be charged with falsifying a legal document … cuz this is another Big Lie!

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  1. Pictures rarely lie.

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    1. Unless #P01135809 is trying to steal a cat under his shirt.

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  2. Chris Hemsworth, take me away! I'm 5'6" and weigh in at 230 lbs (on a good day) . There's no way I'm bigger than Pissed Off 1135809! Once again, Chris Hemsworth, take me away!
    Hmm... I seem to be having another manic Friday.

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    1. I'm glad Chris could cleanse your mind of the Lunatic Fringe from this morning.

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  3. LOL. I understand the "official document" also lists his hair color as "strawberry blond." What a riot!!!

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    1. Are we sure it didn't say toupee color?

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    2. Or that's the name of that Dead Muskrat on his head that almost passes for hair.

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  4. Anonymous3:22 PM

    the dog's mother
    bwa-ha-ha!!
    xoxo :-)

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    1. It's sad and funny and pathetic and expected.
      xoxo

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  5. Maybe muscle and flab weigh the same, like feathers and steel.

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    1. Yeah, let's go with that! 😁

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  6. That's not how you play golf!

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    1. It is when you're tryin g to swing round that belly.

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  7. I would have thought a mugshot should be taken like a passport photo, with a neutral expression.Maybe there is something about Hemsworth that's extra heavy.

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    1. It just shows the dual Justice System because a spoiled narcissistic rich white man gets to man-pout and look like a mob boss in his mug shot.

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  8. aussieguy7:25 PM

    Snort! His “hair” weighs more than 215 lbs.!!

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    1. Maybe that's what he meant?

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  9. We all know P01135809 is not 6/3 and weighs 215. I put him around 6/1, 6/2 and his weight around 275 pounds-give or take. You would think someone who is so guarded with his image that he would take better care of himself. You know, height, weight proportionate. And yes, we know he wears lifts.

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  10. Wait, the po-po just lets you write down whatever you fantasize your weight to be? That seems awfully trusting of them.

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    1. And why 215? Why not be a lean mean 175?

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  11. 215 pounds and strawberry blond hair. Liar liar. How is that permitted on a legal document?

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    1. THAT'S the Dual Justice System the GOP rants about.

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  12. I just hope that some anti-45s will have the imagination to use that same mug-shot for another version of tees, though with a different caption to take the wind out of the Trumpers' ploy. Perhaps such as 'HE SURRENDERED!' or what should rile him even more - 'THE FACE OF A LOSER!!!!'

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    1. It has been noted in many places that the man who posted a "Never Surrender" meme has, in fact, surrendered four times.

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  13. Well, as a Friend said, if you Believe 215 then you'd Believe 9 Inches. *LMAOROTF* And don't forget, his Hair is allegedly 'Strawberry'... he is so untethered to the Truth and Reality as well as his devoted Cult are, that it's unsettling. He tried to look like a tough guy and just ended up looking constipated and positively demented and evil.

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    1. I imagine it will become all sorts of memes and shirts and cups that are anti-# P01135809

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  14. Dearest Bob, my favorite quote this week is from the author Eudora Welty - in order to know the truth, we must be able to recognize a lie.
    DT wouldn't know the truth if it slapped him upside his head covered by his strawberry blonde hair.

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    1. Well, his lips moved, so it must be a lie!

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  15. Well, they say muscle DOES weigh more than fat! :)

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    1. That gelatinous blob hasn't been 215 since birth,

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  16. If PO113###### is 215 pounds, so am I. We knew he couldn't count. I love having a prisoner number for hewhomustnotbenamed.

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    1. I like his number, too, and I may be using it all the time now.

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  17. OMG, I can't stop laughing. Between the photos and the comments, this is my favorite blog of the day.
    Have you seen Stormy Daniels tweet?
    She said, "Mmmkay. And I'm 110 lbs.and a virgin (crying emoji) I'm not a scale or a doctor but I have spent some time beneath 215lb men and Tiny was not one of them."

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    1. I saw her Tweet and saved it for Meme Day!

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