Saturday, September 14, 2019

I Ain't One To Gossip But .....


Hayden Panettiere has been having a rough few years. She had a child with world heavyweight boxing champion Wladimir Klitschko before they split, and he has custody of a child they share.

Then she began a horrifically abusive relationship with Brian Hickerson for about a year until a judge issued a restraining order on Hayden’s behalf against him following his arrest on May 2 for assaulting Panettiere; police had answered four different calls to their home for domestic violence.

So, Hayden and Brian are done, but might still have a connection because now it appears that Panettiere is dating Brian’s brother, Zach, with whom she’s been seen out and about holding hands.

Now, maybe it’s nothing, but why in the world would you walk through the streets of New York holding hands with the brother of a man who has assaulted you several times, has been ordered to stay away from you, and has been prohibited from owning firearms?
Now that she’s on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Denise Richards really needs to bring the drama if she wants to stay relevant so … cue yet another fight with ex-husband Charlie Sheen over child support.

Last year Charlie was rumored to be flat-broke and claiming he couldn’t afford the $20,000 a month Denise was getting for their two daughters, but Denise is now saying that’s a lie so he can hide his coins from her.

And she wants a new payday. Denise’s legal people are asking a judge to force Charlie into paying some back child support, saying:
“[Charlie] has squandered over $24,000,000 from the sale in his interest in ‘Two and a Half Men’ to pay his personal debts and to support his extravagant lifestyle at the expense of support payments for his children … During the time frame since our last stipulation/order in 2016 he has failed to pay $450,000 in support while diverting over $600,000 in assets to adult family members and converting thousands of dollars into cash for his own personal use.”
Of course, Charlie Sheen is denying the whole thing in his own unique way:
“D and her legal posse traffic only in fiction. My day in court is painfully overdue. She is behaving like a coward and the truth will prevail.”
I see a very special courtroom episode for the next season of RHoBH.
So, Jennifer Lopez has a new movie opening where she plays a stripper—I’m thinking it’s called the Jennifer Lopez Story or something.

Anyway … she plays a stripper seeking vengeance against some rich customers and because of that “female empowerment” angle, some folks on social media are now saying that … wait for it … it’s really rich … JLo will get an Oscar nomination.

Seriously? JLo on a pole is Oscar-worthy?

Be afraid, JLo, of walking downstairs ahead of Elizabeth Berkley, who was robbed of an Oscar nod for Showgirls.

Amirite?

Sidenote: there should be an award for how she keeps her face from moving.
When famous people divorce, you always get that obligatory “irreconcilable differences” line and the plea for privacy during their difficult time.

Not so, in the case of Family Values High Priestess Sarah Plain, whose husband Todd filed for divorce after 31 years of marriage and dragged his soon-to-be-ex through the mud in his filing.

In court documents Todd Plain asked to dissolve the marriage citing an “incompatibility of temperament between the parties such that they find it impossible to live together as husband and wife.”

In other words, he cannot stand to be in the same room as his wife.

What took you so long Todd?

PS Once you get that Silkwood scrubdown to remove every trace of Mama Grizzly Bore™ from you, gimme a call. You’re kinda hot.
How I missed this Kardastrophe catastrophe I do not know, but apparently Mister Kim Kardastrophe—Kanye, I believe is his name—was building a low-income housing project that looked a little like Luke Luke Skywalker’s domed desert house on Tatooine in the backyard of his Calabasas home and never got a permit.

Permit? He’s a Kardastrophe, people!

Well, the neighbors saw Kanye Town going up in the backyard and instantly alerted the authorities who put the kibosh on the build after realizing that all the structures in Kanye’s backyard were permanent, and not prototypes—which is what he claimed they were. They gave Kanye until September 15th to come up with the proper permits, but I guess they made him pissy because all of the structures have been destroyed.

Too bad, Kanye Town might have been a good amusement park … The Ego-Tilt-a-Whirl … The Off Your Meds Roller Coaster … The House of Mirrors that makes your ass look enormous.

Could’a been huge.

12 comments:

Helen Lashbrook said...

give KWK, or whatever he calls himself this week, props for actually thinking about people on low incomes and their need for a home that does not cover ten acres. He's obviously just not worked out how to do it legally just yet

mistress maddie said...

See, some days you feel like your surrounded by idiots. Other days you realize it's NOT only just some days.

Jim said...

Correct you are Bob. The stripper part is THE perfect role for Jennifer Lopez. She looks like an aging porn star. It's the old adage in this one -- sex sells.

the dogs' mother said...

The Palins... so no Real Housewives for her, eh?
xoxoxoxoxo :-)

anne marie in philly said...

sleazy trash out here; I have no sympathy for any of them. all of them are fucked up big time.

Sooo-this-is-me said...

I'm hoping we here Todd Palin has a gay lover or there is a sex tape of him out there with a hot chick, maybe even a devil's three way with the guy that knocked up the Sarah spawn. Todd is a hottie.
The nerdy movie critics are saying that Jlo is actually good in the movie and it's based on a true story. I just worry now that Madonna will get it in her head to play a pole dancing stripper as well.. no image please stay out of my head, stay out!

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Ugh auto correct, "we hear" not we here, sorry.

Dave R said...

You're right about Todd... but he may need to be power washed.

I saw that stuff about J-Lo (hard-de-har-har). You do understand that "they" are really on her payroll.

No one ever said Hayden was smart.

JP said...

How the hell do you squander 24 million dollars???
JP

Blobby said...

Oh i heard something about how humbled (I know, right?) JLo was about "oscar talk". I think the actual discussion was about how she'd never get one, unless she found a lighting directors's statue at a garage sale.

Bob said...

@Helen
i give Kanye no credit unless he wants to do it right the first time. Any fool knows you don't build a housing development in your own back yard,

@MM
That is the truest thing ever!!!!

@Jim
People kept telling her how great she looked for fifty--as if women turn into hags on their fiftieth-and she figured, 'Make a stripper movie.'

@TDM
Don't give MGB™ any ideas!

@AM
Still, Todd Palin doing gay porn? C'mon, a queer can dream!

@Steven
Once again,we're sympatico.
And, dear goddess, keep Madge away from the pole. pole dear would probably break a hip.

@Dave
That's why i suggested the Silkwood scrubdown.

@JP
I dunno, but I'd like to try.
In Sheen's case it was probably hookers and booze.

@Blobby
JLo's scouring eBay as we speak.

barryearle said...

In the old days, when divorcing, one would state the various problems, putting fault on the other partner. Then came "no-fault" divorce laws and thus was born "irreconcilable differences." That way no one party is to blame. And in the case of Todd, I'm sure he played a role in those differences. So don't be so quick to absolve him and put all the blame on Ms. Sarah just because he photographs well. I suspect they are two sides of the same coin. I mean, 31 years they stayed together. In fact, it's possible he is worse than she is.