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Rumor has it that good boy Prince Andrew is heartbroken and,
well, furious that his older brother King Chuck is the sole heir to mommy’s nearly
$800M tax-free estate. My Thought: If you’d stayed away from underage girls, mama
might have slipped you some coins. |
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What is it with some celebrities who feel the need to share every
minute detail of their lives? And, no, this time I don’t mean Madge. Actor and
podcaster Rachel Bilson is the latest member of the Thirsty Overshare Club™ and has decided
to let the world know that although she has had several relationships, but she
has never had an orgasm until she was thirty-eight. My Thought: Was anyone asking her about her orgasms or does
she just think everyone cares … cuz I, for one, don’t. |
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When movie theater attendance took a nose-dive with the rise
of streaming and COVID lockdowns, tiny men with big egos, Tom Cruise and James Cameron,
demanded their films only be shown in theaters to get America back at the
movies. And yet neither man could be bothered to show up to the Oscars,
AKA “Hollywood’s Biggest Night.” My Thought: Cameron wasn’t nominated, so clearly he stayed
home to pout, and Tom Cruise’s new face probably wasn’t ready by the time the
show aired. |
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Ever since Bravo My Thought: What else is Sheridan doing, right? On the other
hand, it would be smack to Rinna because Sheridan was once married to Rinna’s
husband, Harry Hamlin … oh, and her lips are real. |
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Since we already talked thirsty—see Rachel Bilson orgasm—let’s
add to the club with one Miley Cyrus. See, Miley and her ex-husband Liam
Hemsworth broke up over four years ago and she went on to have several
relationships, as did he, but suddenly all of her new music is about Liam and
how she doesn’t need him and how he broke
her heart and how he left her. My Thought: Miley clearly wants Liam back, because why else
spend her time four years later writing revenge songs? Especially given that
Liam moved on and is in a long-term relationship. |
