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Lil Pump, rapper, lashing out at Vice President Kamala Harris: “I swear to god, on my dad’s grave, if this stupid ass bitch Kamala Harris wins the fucking election, I’m moving out of America, boy, I swear on everything.” I’d help you pack, but I think all you have will fit into a
grocery sack. Apparently, Lil, may I call you Lil, got The Felon’s mugshot
tattooed on his thigh which must be a special kind of love. Not on The Felon’s
side because he introduced the rapper at a rally in 2020 as “Little Pimp.” Lil later revealed that he didn’t even vote in 2020. |
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Arnold Schwarzenegger, responding to an internet
troll who shared their ignorance online: “As stupid and evil as this comment is, I’m not going to delete it, or ban you [yet] because it’s a teachable moment. You have two possible paths ahead. Right now, I guarantee you that these athletes have more courage, compassion, brains, skill—actually more of every possible human quality than you. So take their path—you could learn from them, and try to challenge yourself, to give back, to add something to the world. Or you can stay on your path, and keep being a sad, pitiful, jealous, internet troll who adds nothing to the world but mocks anyone who does out of small-minded jealousy. I know what you really want is attention, so let me be clear. If you choose to keep going this way, no one will ever remember you.” This is what the Terminator does when you take the word “retard”
to social media to belittle athletes at the Special Olympics. |
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Tim Walz, on Project 2025: “I coached football long enough to know that, when somebody draws up a playbook, they plan on using it.” It’s that simple; the other side can say they know nothing
about it, but they helped create it and put people to work on it so they are
never going to just toss it away. |
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Andrew McCabe, former FBI Director, on reports that The
Felon will sue the DOJ for $100 million over the “raid” at Mar-Illegal: “This is a political move, not really so much of a legal move. There’s many checks and balances built into our justice system, as you know. One of them is the government doesn’t ever take an action like this on their own. They go to court, and they prove to a judge that there’s probable cause to believe that there’s evidence in a particular location. That’s what happened here with Mar-A-Lago … It’s laughable. The language we’ve seen from the lawsuit so far is literally laughable. They say that there is some sort of duty or requirement on the FBI to conduct this sort of activity only with, under the consent of, or with the consent of the person being investigated. That’s actually not a thing. You’re not required to do that. They spent months—half a year, in fact—pursuing, trying to get those documents back with the participation and the consent of [The Felon] and his representatives. Numerous lawyers they consulted with. And in fact, at one point, [The Felon] team looked at what they had and only gave some of it back, therefore making the decision to continue to retain the rest of it, which we now know had, you know, dozens and dozens of classified documents in it. So it’s ridiculous. It’s not going anywhere. And the claims in the suit themselves are absurd.” This is what happens when a self-entitled one-percenter
thinks he’s above the law. Lock.Him.Up. |
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Adam Kinzinger, former GOP representative, standing
for country over party: “The attacks on Walz have proven to be not only false but also disgusting. I will debunk the attacks that have been floating around. But first, keep one thing in mind: [The Felon] not only didn’t serve in the military, but he actively avoided service by claiming he had “bone spurs”—a diagnosis he received from a doctor who rented his office from [The Felon]’s father Fred that the doctor’s daughter later called a “favor.” … Governor Walz put in his paperwork for retirement before his unit received alert orders for deployment. In fact, he served for four years AFTER 9/11 and two years after the Iraq War began. He did not leave at the first sign of combat. He stayed well past when he could have retired at 20 years. He served as a CSM, and after retiring, was only reduced because he had not completed his professional military education and hadn’t served in that rank long enough to retire in it. To retire at a rank, you must have held it for several years.” Stack that up against JD Vance’s four years in the
secretarial pool, and The Felon’s sore feet. |
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Pete Buttigieg, Secretary of Transportation, exposing
JD Vance … again: “Let’s be clear, we’re the ones trying to get the Child Tax Credit expanded, and JD Vance couldn’t be bothered to show up ... and vote for it ... So if you want to talk about promoting children, promoting family, put your money where your mouth is. Same with a lot of other policies like paid family leave—something that Tim Walz delivered in Minnesota, something that the Biden-Harris administration sought to deliver for the American people. Right now, Republicans are blocking it, but … there’s something I think much bigger at play here. J.D. Vance is suddenly very particular about precision in speech and very concerned about honesty. He’s running with … somebody who has set records for lying in public life. [The Felon] just gave a press conference where fact-checkers estimate that he told 162 distortions or lies that, frankly, is just impressive in terms of being able to physically do that. It’s like the Olympics of lying. So maybe just because it’s Sunday morning, I can’t stop thinking about the scripture that says, how can you look at your brother and say, let me take the speck out of your eye when you have a plank in your own eye?” Once again, Pete nails it. J.Drag Vance is just another GOP liar talking out of both
sides of his mouth. |
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Jesse Ventura, former Minnesota governor, endorsing
Kamala Harris: “I’m going to be selfish. A few years ago I got the opportunity to see the United States elect its first Black president. I didn’t think that could ever happen, and they even reelected him. Well, now I’m going to be selfish again. I’ve only got a few elections to go. I’m 73 years old now, so the window is closing. I want to be alive to see the first woman president of the United States of America. It’s time for a woman president. We men have screwed it up enough.” That’s exactly what I’ve been saying for years … look where
two hundred years of men has gotten us. Now let’s given women a shot. |
