Ethan Schmidt: Ass-Clown, Douchebag, Fuckmonkey

Ethan Schmidt, a loser with a phone, who was last seen inside a Target store threatening to “hunt” down LGBTQ+ allies, took his asshattery to a pet store over the weekend and pitched a hissy over a Rainbow flag.

Schmidt filmed his encounter—because he apparently has nothing better to do—in which he asks an employee about that flag decal displayed near a register:

“I’m just curious–what is that flag right there?”

And the cashier politely responds:

“I think it’s a pride flag.”

“Can you take it down please, right now?”

“For what purpose?”

“Because it offends me, greatly.”

The cashier instantly calls for a manager because they clearly have a Douchebag In The Store Protocol, while this ass-clown calls the flag “satanic” and claims it promotes “child sexualization.” When the manager arrives, the waste of breath then claims the flag stands for “pedophilia” and demands:

“Respect your customers. That’s the rainbow Satan. The real rainbow’s from God, man.”

As the manager realizes you cannot fix stupid, another store employee shows up to deal with shit, er, Schmidt:

“All right, you gotta go bud. Come on. We don’t need it here. We’re gonna have the pride flag up. We have it all over our store.”

Then the fuckmonkey asks the employee he supports “the sexualization of kids” and the employee tells him he will not engage and threatens to call the police. And that’s when this nutbag fires his last salvo at the store:

“Shame on Petco.”

And the employee smiles:

“This is PetSmart.”

And Ethan slithered away, taking his hate and the tiny video the employee tells the mouth-breathing mania camera with him.

I’m off to PetSmart to buy some LGBTQ+-friendly stuff for our pets!