It's Snarkurday!

Sixty-one year old Mel Gibson, devout Catholic that he is, has become a father for the ninth time when his twenty-six year old girlfriend, Rosalind Ross, gave birth to their son, Lars Gerard Gibson.

Devout Catholic. Alcoholic. Anti-Semite. Ninth child by three different women, two of whom he never married.

That’s all.

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So, Charlie Sheen’s ex, and serial rehabber—she’s gone to rehab fourteen times now—Brooke Mueller is once again out of treatment and ready to take on the world.

After getting trashed in a bar with her children by her side—to be fair, a nanny was there , too, though was the nanny for Brooke or for the boys—Mueller was seen wandering barefoot around Salt Lake City and, according to one witness, beating her sons at a car wash.

Brooke had just completed a rehab stay in Utah and decided to live there with her and Sheen’s twin sons when she went off the rails again. Bob and Max, her two sons, were placed with Brooke’s family, who just confirmed that she’s out of rehab. Brooke’s mother, Moira, Fiore says:

“I’m really proud of how well Brooke is doing after her treatment plan and being a full-time mom again. She’s very committed to being the best mom and staying healthy.”

Again. This was at least her fourteenth stay in rehab after getting drunk in a bar where she’d gone with her children and then, ALLEGEDLY, assaulting them.

How is that she gets custody ... ?

Oh, yeah, Charlie Sheen.

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Ewan McGregor has a new movie, T2: Trainspotting, coming out soon, and so he’s been making the rounds of British chat-shows to promote it.

He was set to appear on Good Morning Britain, but decided that he didn’t want to do the show after learning that one of the hosts is gasbag Piers Morgan. Ewan took to Twitter—as celebs do—to break the news:

“Was going on Good Morning Britain, didn't realise @piersmorgan was host. Won't go on with him after his comments about #WomensMarch”

The comments Ewan are referring to come from a piece Piers wrote for The Daily Mail about the Women’s March, saying it was dumb because, well, Madonna was there. And so, of course, Piers Morgan who makes his reputation being a dick and arguing with anybody and everybody because how else would we even know his name, also took to The Twitter:

“Sorry to hear that @mcgregor_ewan - you should be big enough to allow people different political opinions. You're just an actor after all.”

Followed by:

“A real man would have come on and debated it with me, not run away like a coward.”

Ewan hasn’t responded, probably because he’s thinking, “Gosh, debating Piers Morgan would be like shooting dumbass fish in a barrel.”

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So, Drake and JLo have been teasing the media about how hot and heavy they are but then, wait, what, is that Drake having dinner in Amsterdam with porn star Rosee Divine.

Yup. JLo sure can pick ‘em, but maybe this is her type .... younger guys who take her out and pose pretty with her but then hook up with porn stars—a la Drake—or transexuals—a la Casper Smart—or just leave her for any number of other women—a la Marc Anthony and Ben Affleck.

JLo should seriously stop dating until her shrink can help her through this.

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Speaking of rocky couples ... Flip or Flop exes Christina and Tarek El Moussa.

On camera the recently separated "Flip or Flop" stars seem to be getting along, but off-screen it’s fugly with the two working on camera together but not even speaking once filming stops.

According to sources—and it might be Christina looking for coins—says Tarek purposefully does things, like "bragging loudly about sleeping with girls", to upset Christina and so she—who’s hooked up with a family friend, Gary Anderson—thinks he’s a “pig.”

Um, you picked him, married him, created a fake show with him, and then dumped him while still pretending to be a happily married couple so yeah, I don’t care.

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So, Charlie Sheen who used drugs and booze and porn stars and insanity to lose his lucrative gig on Two-and-a-Half Men recently apologized for the nasty things he said about Ashton Kutcher, after Kutcher was hired to replace him on the show. But he also did a radio interview where he continued to bash, and bad-mouth, others from the show, notably creator and producer, Chuck Lorre and the studio Warner Brothers:

“I made four billion for that studio, and I got fired.”

Again, fired for crazy drunken porn star drug wars. And then Sheen, who really doesn’t have much going on except alimony and child support, honed in on Lorre:

“The most ridiculous impostor, Chuck Lorre, I hope you’re listening. Hey Chuck: Suck my f–king butt.”

Then he let loose a slew of F-bombs because, well, when idiots speak it boils down to F-bombs.

Sheen also told the story of how, before his “Two-and-A-Half-Men” contract was terminated, the studio offered him use of a company jet to fly to rehab:

“I said, ‘The f–k you are. You’re not flying anyone anywhere.’ I said, ‘I have other plans. See that blonde behind the door? Yeah’.”

Yeah, and it’s everyone else’s fault he’s where he is and who he is.

Siddown Charlie, you’re over.

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It's Snarkurday!

I sometimes like Andy Cohen and I sometimes cringe at the thought, sight, or sound of Andy Cohen. I mean, c’mon, he’s the Real Housewives guys—and, yeah, I do like me some Real Housewives­—and he hosts a talk show, so he’s either a dishy queen and or an interviewer. 

I’ve decided that what I like about him is, go figure, the dishy queen part.

Cohen has a new book out—Superficial: More Adventures from the Andy Cohen Diaries—and he has some good stories, like ... the time he went to the Met Ball and had a run-in with Taylor Swift. It seems that Swifty was looking for the perfect spot to watch Lady Gaga perform and Cohen saw a space next to Swifty’s frenemy, Kay Perry:

“Why I felt I needed to get involved I will never know but I innocently said exactly the wrong thing to her, which was, ‘Your friend Katy is sitting in the corner and there’s plenty of room around her.’”

And Swifty replied, “Katy who?”

And so Cohen, still not getting it, replied, “Perry,” and that’s when he says Swifty made it very clear that Perry was “the exact opposite of her friend.”

He then tried to make a funny out it all until Swifty instructed him not to mention this on his show. But she never said don’t write about it in a book, so, yeah ....

Katy who? Swifty is funny, trying to be all Mimi On JLo.

Speaking of Mimi ... last week, right after her breakup with billionaire James Packer, she was in Mexico City on her Sweet Sweet Fantasy Tour and seemed keen on dishing the dirt about Packer, saying he knew she was a crazy bedazzled diva from the jump and so his latest assertions that Mariah is nuts were not really news.

Still ... he insists she’s nuts and says he had no desire to be on her sure-to-be-craptastic reality show and was sick of her out-of-control spending of his money. And apparently the news that she wants more of his coins—some $50 million to be exact—following the breakup, seems to prove that James was right in saying she’s gone off the rails.

A source close to Mariah—perhaps one of the men who carries her because she doesn’t like to walk—says, “She’s gone full diva.” And her former stylist Phillip Bloch is also spilling the tea, saying she’s “a lot to han­dle. She’s delusional ... she’s like a ride at the amusement park — there’s a lot of turbulence going on there.”

This isn’t the first time Mimi’s lost it; she famously went berserk in 2001 when she was hospitalized for two weeks and received psychiatric care following an emotional breakdown.

Adds the insider: “Now that James is out of her life, she’s acting loopier than ever. One minute she’s saying she wants to go to dinner to be seen by her fans, and the next minute she’s complaining that they won’t leave her alone when she goes out.”

What do you think? Is she nuts? Did Packer know she was nuts? I mean, all he’d have to do is watch her for a second, or even stop by this little old blog to know what he was getting into ...

Just sayin’.

Tony Bennett is ninety and is married to Susan who is some forty years younger. That’s okay, love is love but ... this marriage, his third, seems to have an interesting hitch.

Tony first met Susan when she was in utero, because Susan’s mom went backstage to meet Tony at a concert in 1966.

Yup, in his new book, Just Getting Started, Bennett writes that his first encounter with Susan occurred when he met her mother when she pregnant with her ... and he was forty.

Have that baby already, I see a new wife in my future?

Look, it’s okay, but what kinda bugs me are the people who comment on how sweet this is, but when Cher dates a decade’s younger man she’s a cradle robber.

I mean, Tony is a womb robber, no?

LeAnn Rimes, singer-adulterer-Twitterholic, has a new album out and is desperate to be seen as less adulterer and less Donald _____ Tweeter so she is out pushing the new music like mad.

She’s been spending a lot of time in England doing just that—though why she isn’t in America selling her songs I wonder—and across the pond a lot of folks are like, “LeAnn, who?”

And this is all true, because a few weeks ago LeAnn hosted a meet-and-greet with fans and got a chillier reception that a meeting between Swifty and Katy.

The event had been set to last four hours but there were so few people coming to meet and/or great Rimes that it ended at the thirty minute mark. One visitor says it was like this:

“It was terrible. LeAnn took forever to sign each copy and was so desperate to keep people from leaving, she resorted to asking fans about their lives!”

The visitor also says LeAnn kept snapping at her people to do something like, I dunno, dragging people in off the streets ... “People just didn’t know who she was. Nobody was approaching her. Her security guard basically had nothing to do by stand there and whistle.”

Hopefully he was whistling a tune off her new album so people get to hear it before it gets dumped in the Bargain Bin?

How sad it must be to be the children of Charlie Sheen, drug addict, sex addict, nutjob. But then what if Charlie’s your dad and Brooke Mueller, one of Charlie’s exes who has been to rehab nearly a dozen times, is your mother?

It seems that Brooke recently left her Baker’s Dozen attempt at rehab in Utah and stayed in-state with her children, Bob and Max, so she could continue outpatient treatment.  But that doesn’t seem to be working, because just this past weekend a barefoot Brooke went to a bar in Salt Lake City with her kids and their nanny looking, as patrons said, “disheveled” as she tried to bum cigarettes from everyone.

Now, going to bar, even post-post-post-post-rehab isn’t illegal, but bringing her underage boys into a bar did lead to someone calling the police, especially after Brooke started a fight with her nanny ... who was probably asking why the kids were in a bar.

But she got word about the police, and so Brooke and the boys and the nanny hightailed it out of there before the cops arrived and then disappeared ... until a motorist on the highway drove past a car wash and saw Brooke ALLEGEDLY swinging at her kids. The motorist stopped and says he recognized Brooke and that she seemed “high as a kite.” Her sons were in pajamas with no shoes and begged, “Don’t call the cops, they are going to take my mommy away!”

The witness says Brooke and her boys then went inside a motel and stayed for a few minutes before coming out with the nanny and getting into their car and driving off.

The sick thing, among all these sick things, is that Utah police aren’t going to arrest Brooke because according to them, she didn’t commit a crime.

Child endangerment? Driving under the influence? Fighting in a bar? If these aren’t crimes no wonder Brooke wants to stay there.

UPDATE: once the story broke it seems that Utah police did get into action. State troopers caught up with Brooke and decided that she needed to go to the hospital for a psychiatric evaluation.

The boys were handed over to a family member. Hopefully not Charlie.

I Ain't One To Gossip But ....

Lots of Beyoncé today so let’s rip … most folks believe Beyoncé thrives on hatin' the Kardastrophes, though I personally thinks the amount of time that she spends thinking about them is equal to the amount of time she spends thinking about me … okay, maybe she thinks about me more.

But then this happened and, well, I guess if Beyoncé didn’t hate Kim Kardastrophe-West before, she might now. See, KashKowKardastrophe-West took time out from taking photos of her ass and her baby and her ass of a husband to appear on Jimmy Kimmel and throw some butt-sized shade at Beyoncé for not coming to her pre-divorce ceremony:

“The worst was someone canceling last minute.”

And folks are saying the dig was planned, not accidental, like everything in KKK-W’s life. From the stores to the ass to the family to the marriages to the divorces to the babies. Planned. But don’t plan on Beyoncé ever being nice to you; just keep stroking your hair and saying ‘Oh my god’ while your face doesn’t move.

We don’t get a lot of gossip from the news world, unless it’s Shepard Smith acting like an entitled gay douche in a bar; or NBC trying to lay the blame of their crumbling ratings at the size ten heels of Ann Curry. But now we have some newsroom gossip, and once again it’s about NBC and how they handle change, er, firing people.

We’ve been hearing rumblings for a while now that David Gregory was being pushed out of Meet the Press after six years due to, of course, sagging ratings and, well, he’s no Tim Russert — for whom Gregory took over when Russert passed away in 2008.

The new host will be… Chuck Todd … another old white guy in a news chair,        AKA the status quo. But the surprising details about Gregory’s ouster is that he was paid $4 million to leave — as opposed to, say, me, who usually gets a restraining order when being asked to leave a job — and he was forced to  sign a contract not to speak out against the network.

Wow. What might Gregory have said about NBC that caused them to pay off his salary plus a great bit extra and demand that he never ever say a bad word about the network?

Perhaps, like Curry, he might have complained that he was one of the last to know that he was leaving for good. See, NBC leaked the story about Todd coming aboard MTP before even talking with Gregory; like they did Ann Curry.

In fact, NBC is having Andrea Mitchell host this week’s show — which would have been Gregory’s last — denying him a chance to even talk about leaving, bid a fond farewell, pass the baton to Todd or, do what I might do, throw a can of gasoline on the set and burn the mother**ker down.

Let’s dish Lohan … Lindsay is back in London after partying on yachts during her European vacation from not having a job and is set to start rehearsals for Speed-the-Plow next week. So, in advance of what’s sure to be the hottest ticket in the West End for the hottest mess in the West End, Lohan gave one of her cracked-out interviews…

On why she moved to London: “I wasn’t used to for a long time hearing my name on the television every second, whenever I turned on the TV it was promoting the OWN show and it was just a lot and it was kind of overwhelming and everyone knew where I lived. I moved to New York to find peace and I wanted to do something very real and show people who I am and because it’s a reality show it had to be done a certain way, and things had to look a certain way for ratings. That wasn’t my intention of moving to New York. I again got overwhelmed with that and wanted to get away for a minute and I came to London.”

Funny, it wasn’t her intention of moving to New York to do a reality show but it was the exact reason she moved there. And that “to find peace” bit; on a reality show, filmed in New York, where everyone knows where you live? Still cray cray Lohan.

On taking responsibility: “I think a lot of people have a misconception of me due to situations I put myself in, things that have been made up about me or manifested and I got into this to be an actress and you know I like to create, to write, I eventually want to direct. I lost a lot of that credibility and I take responsibility for some of it but it’s also an industry where it’s celebrity based and I have been made out to be something like that and I don’t want to be known for that, that’s not why I did this.”

Um, I’m’a need my Google ‘Looney-Toons to English’ translator for this one. I mean, that wasn’t Lindsay at all the clubs? Lindsay at all the jails? Lindsay in all those courtrooms? Mugshots? That’s all Hollywood’s fault because, you know, they made her a drug addict and a thief and an alcoholic.

It’s the same old Lindsay; she’s an actress, y’all, and that’s all she ever wanted to be until the media got hold of her and turned her into a drug-taking-booze-slurping-car-crashing-bar-fighting-man-whoring moron.

Just sayin’.

So, last week we learned that Gwyneth Paltrow was boning one of the creators of Glee before she actually consciously uncoupled from baby daddy Chris Martin. And now I realize why that story got out … to take some shine away from the news that Mr. Gwyneth Paltrow is now dating Jennifer Lawrence.

Yup, he went from shagging a woman who “won” an Oscar because Harvey Weinstein bought it for her, to a woman who’s been nominated more times than Paltrow has children — and is a decade-and-a-half younger — and actually won an Oscar as Best Actress not Best supporting Actress.

Plus, can you picture Gwyneth’s face when she finds out Chris and JLaw took Peaches and Herb, er, Moses and Apple, to Chuck E. Cheese?

I wanna be there when that explosion happens.

Meanwhile … back at Beyoncé: Remember that video of Beyoncé’s incredibly folding stomach when she was pregnant? And remember how, way before that, one week she was on-stage singing in a taut glitter swimsuit and the next week she was wearing a caftan to the VMA’s and holding her stomach to announce she was pregnant? And remember how people said she was never really pregnant?

Well, a woman named Tina Seals has filed a maternity suit against the Carters claiming that she is the real mother of Blue Ivy.

Here goes … and take this with a grain of crazy … but Tina Seals is seeking “to verify whether she is the biological mother” of Blue Ivy by saying she was “previously associated” in some way with “Beyoncé Knowles and Jay Z Carter.”

It’s pretty rare for a woman to file a maternity lawsuit, but it may just prove that Bey-Jay are just giant liars. But there is another theory: perhaps Seals and Jay Z had an affair, she got pregnant, and then gave the baby up for adoption to the Carters, only now she wants the baby, or a bigger piece of the pie.

Still, while this could be just a hot mess of a lie and some poor crazy woman lost in her delusions, coming amidst all the talk of the JayBey split, this is interesting at least.

And speaking of the JayBey split … Us Weekly has now jumped on that bandwagon because, A] the story is true, or 2] the story sells a butt-load of magazines. 

See, Us is saying Beyoncé is already making moves toward a split, and a source, perhaps a pissed off Kardastrophe, says “she is done” after their remaining On The Run shows in Paris.

And while Beyoncé still posts Happy Family Time photos to Instagram the rumors aren’t dying and maybe she’s beginning to believe the rumors about Jay Z’s cheating that came to a head during The Elevator Smackdown.

Beyoncé is reportedly “insecure” about Jay’s “wandering eye” and has taken to removing from his sight, and hers, anyone who might be his “type”: you know, a woman.

On a side note, one of the side pieces often mentioned in the Jay Z Cheating Scandal is none other than Rihanna and, while watching the Fashion Police last week, during a segment they call “Bitch Stole My look” the competitors were none other than Beyoncé and Rihanna … in the same look. 

The only difference was, Rihanna wore the look last year and Beyoncé, who has a team of spacklers and painters and cinchers on speed dial wore the look this year, and styled it exactly like Rihanna, down to using the exact same jewelry, wore it last month.

Uh huh.

And back to Paltrow … Jerry Seinfeld made a mint off his TV show; so much so that he buys cars and Hampton’s manses like their PayLess shoes during a BoGo sale. But, maybe Seinfeld is running low on funds because his wife, Jessica, seems to have taken a job as Gwyneth Paltrow’s ass-kissing, promotional director.

I mean, how else can we explain why Jessica Seinfeld would post a picture of her BFF Gwyneth Paltrow to Instagram with the following caption?

“I have never met anyone with more true and loyal best friends than this baby girl. She is deeply and intensely loved by her friends. I hope each of you has someone in your life that is a wise and steady North Star like this one is to so many…Why not tag those people in your life who kill it in the friendship department? It’s Show Appreciation Sunday. (I made that up).”

Wow. Jerry and Jessica must really need the money if they’ve taken to being placed on Paltrow’s every-day-millionaire-mom payroll just to Instagram ass-kissing tributes.

Everyone knows Britney Spears doesn’t sing live; hell, she can’t sing, live or otherwise. But this story is especially high-larious because during a recent performance at her Vegas show, BritBrit was caught on camera lip-syncing to a song she recorded with Sia … only she was “singing” Sia’s parts … with Sia’s voice coming out over the sound system.

Um, Brit, if you’re gonna lip-sync, try doing it during the part of the song where you're ALLEGEDLY singing and not during someone else’s part.

M’kay?

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon have been married for six years. We know that because every year they marry one another all over again in some splashy way to remind us all that their marriage is perfect and …

Over? They didn’t marry each other again this year. In fact, they haven’t been seen in public together since February and now comes word that they have been “living separately” after she hired security to keep him away from other women when he was out doing his little comedy act.

Mimi, always posing on social media with her family has been unusually quiet of late; in fact she hasn’t featured Nick on any of her sites since June, when Nick moved in with his grandparents and they put their $13 million California home on the market.

Community property say what?

UPDATE: Yesterday Nick confirmed that he and Mimi are no-no together.

Mischa Barton is desperate for a job, but apparently the only job she’s qualified for is to be Lindsay Lohan.

Last March, Mischa was supposed to start production on a movie called Promoted, and well before the start date, the producers tried to contact her to let her know that shooting was going to begin and to set up a round of costume fittings.

:::crickets:::

Mischa never called back, and the day before shooting was supposed to start, Mischa's momage emailed the producers to tell them that Mischa was ill in Europe and wouldn’t be able to start working on the movie until the end of the month except …

Mischa began posting pictures to Twitter and Instagram of her partying in Europe and not being ill in Europe and now, because the producers unbelievably gave Barton a $20,000 advance and she faked being sick, they’re suing her for the money back along with $200,000 in marketing expenses and another $100,000 they lost when she dropped out.

Wow. She’s trying to Out-Lohan Lohan.

So, Charlie Sheen’s drug-addict ex-wife, the twenty-seven-time rehabber, Brooke Mueller is being sued by her former assistant Lior Masaphor, who worked for her from December 2012 until March, 2013. He claims was paid $2,400 per month, but that he worked over 130 hours a week — which works out to about $4 an hour — and was never given a break — even while she was in rehab, I presume — and is owed a bunch of cash money.

That isn’t the story; the story is the “illegal and unsavory activities” he claims to have performed for Brooke, such as Brooke forcing Lior to act as a drug mule, forcing him to transport illegal drugs for her, forcing him to watch her children so Brooke could get high, and forcing him to watch her have sex with just about anybody and everybody.

This has been another edition of Gay Folks Can’t Have Kids, But Drug Addicts and Whores Can Have All The Children They Want.

Meanwhile … back at Lohan.

On the eve of her first real job in years — whatever happened to that movie she was hired to make at the end of her reality show … poof — Lindsay decided to go out and party … quelle surprise … at 1Oak in Southampton.

The big surprise came when Lindsay tried to pay the $2500 tab and her credit cards were declined.

What? No job? No credit? No problem?

No problem because Lindsay had to beg her fiends to help with the bill, had to lift up cushions in the booths for change, and may have turned a trick or two in the loo to leave a tip.

ALLEGEDLY.

I Ain't One To Gossip But ....

It looks like Tom Cruise has finally found Wife 4.0, AKA the Future Ex Missus Cruise.

The big rumor in the spring was that Tom was being pursued by Sports Illustrated model Jessica White but nothing ever came of that; maybe because she, like the last two Missus Cruise’s, is taller than Tiny Tom and he was done having to look up to his wives as they ditched him. So, now comes word that he’s dating actress, and, of course, fellow Scientologist, Laura Prepon.

Tom is rumored to have asked out the former That 70s Show and current Orange Is The New Black star because he’s um, long been ”fascinated” by her. Translation: she’s been thoroughly vetted by CoS. Plus, she’s rumored to be good friends with John “Groper” Travolta and his beard wife Kelly Preston, so Tom can shore up John’s flagging image as a heterosexual while he helps make himself look like a man who can stayed married for more than a decade at a time.

Just sayin’.

Last year Justin Timberlake was bringing sexy back, and this year Kanye West is bringing crazy back.

His latest target? Louis Vuitton. In a radio interview he commanded that people boycott KV, saying, “Everybody in New York City right now, don’t buy any Louis Vuitton until after January.” 

Apparently Kanye his big boy pants in a twist because Yves Carcelle, the head of LV, refused to meet with Kanye when he was in Paris.

Seriously? Sit.Down.

Wanna hear something highlarious?

After Kim Kardastrophe appeared in her Crazy Baby Daddy’s video “Bound 2” her mamma, and famewhore, Kris Jenner exploded.

Too bad it wasn’t a literal; explosion, but I digress.

Kris Jenner went “ballistic” when she first saw her Kash Kow topless in Kanye’s newest “video” while simulating … excuse me while I gag … sex. She says the video is destroying Kim’s … excuse me while I howl with laughter … credibility.

Funny, though, Kris didn’t think a sex tape that Kim made with Ray J, that Kris then hustled around to various porn sites for sale, would hurt Kim’s credibility.

Pot.Kettle.Kris.

Meanwhile, at the Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller mess …

When last we left them, Brooke has sort-of regained custody of her four year-old boys with Charlie, after her brother stepped up as guardian, and after Denise Richards told the Department of Child and Family Services that she could no longer care for the twins, who had become unmanageable.

Charlie declared war on Brooke and DCFS, without offering another solution for Max and Bob beyond going back to stay with their mom. So it’s sad, and there are little options left for two vulnerable boys. And last week Brooke called the police with allegations that Denise Richards had abused the boys and Denise’s own daughters though Denise hadn’t seen Brooke’s boys for weeks.

Sounds like Brooke is back on the pipe. So what should Charlie do?

He’s going to sell her house out from under her.

Again, heterosexuals always make the best parents so keep The Gays from having children.

We haven’t seen or heard much from Lindsay Lohan lately, which is probably good for her, but no fun for me because I love Lohan Dish.

So, here’s some …

Since she can’t find a job — and I don’t count Oprah’s reality show docu-series a real job — Lindsay’s doing what she does second best; she’s suing folks.

Lohan is suing  ‘Grand Theft Auto V’ claiming video game makers have high-jacked her image without her permission and she is demanding Rockstar Games pay her big bucks for that.

BTW ... this is the image that Lohan says is her …..

Seriously? Lindsay is the new Kanye. Kray-Zay!

And since we started with Tom Cruise let's end with Tom Cruise.

That's a picture of Tom at the premiere of his good buddy Ben Stiller's new film, The Secret Life of Walter Mitty.

What's the big deal you say?

Google both men and you'll discover that they are both five-feet-seven-inches tall and yet Tiny Tom appears much taller than Stiller.

Those are some hard working lifts in the Little Man Shoes.