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I guess when your “reality” show ends, and your crazy ex-husband doesn’t need you any longer, you’ll do anything to get some attention … like rolling up on a crowded NYC street where, oddly enough,  people have gathered because perhaps you called someone and said you were coming up there, and then you get out of the car dressed head-to-toe in leather, up to and including a leather bondage mask with zippers over your eye slots.

Amirite Kim K? The Met Gala is coming up and Kimmy will be there and so maybe this leather hood is what Khloé uses to hide her newest face until she’s ready for the unveiling and Kimmy is following suit.

Or she’s just desperately seeking attention because the thirst is real.

Tuesday Thought #2

Once Again, DL Hughley Proves Himself An Attention Seeking Ass

It was just a few weeks back that ALLEGED comedian DL Hughley came to the defense of Kevin Hart over the latter’s ALLEGED joke about beating his son if he thought he might be gay. Hughley tried to spin it that humor is always funny but didn’t seem to get that child abuse and gay bashing aren’t a joke.

Well, Hughley is still at it … being an ignorant dick, I mean  … because this week he went after actor Terry Crews, whom you may remember, was physically groped by another man at a party in Hollywood a couple of years ago. Hughley, who wasn’t at the party, and therefore has no firsthand knowledge of what happened, suggested that maybe Terry Crews wanted to be sexually assaulted by William Morris agent Adam Venit, or simply wasn’t man enough to fight back:

“I think it’s hard for me to think that a dude with all those muscles can’t tell an agent to not touch his ass. I don’t understand. I think that now everybody’s so into this notion that, ‘It happened to me too.’ Hey, motherf**ker, God gave you muscles so you could say no and mean it.”

Blame the victim; I imagine DL Hughley might also blame women who are assaulted because, you know, they dressed a certain way or went to a bar alone … or …

Well, Terry Crews wasn’t having DL’s bull shiz:

“You told the world ‘God Gave Me Muscles So I Could Say No…’ Are you implying I ‘wanted’ to be sexually assaulted? I’m listening, sir…”

And DL, ever the asshat who says shiz and then backs it up with more ignorance or nothing at all simply replied:

“You saw the video.”

Crews replied:

“Sir you said I should have pushed him back, or restrained him and I DID ALL THOSE THINGS … but you act like I didn’t. Were you there?”

DL, who thinks beating a child because they might be gay is funny, then suggested that Terry Crews should have slapped “the sh*t outa him” because, in DL”s tiny mind, violence is the answer. But, luckily, Terry Crews isn’t some kind if moronic Neanderthal who thinks fists are the way to solve a problem, though Crews did wonder:

“So sir…If you truly feel that is a correct way to deal with toxic behavior … Should I slap the sh*t out of you?”

And then Hughley posted to Instagram:

“It’s always people that know you the least that judge you the most.”

Clearly DL doesn’t see his own ignorant judgement of Terry Crews in this situation at all because, in the end, DL Hughley is just an Ann Coulter kinda wannabe, saying stupid, ignorant, know-nothing shiz  simply for the attention.

And for his part, Terry Crews took the high road:

“I have looked up to you my whole career as one of the funniest most talented people I’ve ever seen. I remember when I saw you warming up the crowd at FRESH PRINCE OF BEL AIR and I thought ‘this man is a genius.’ But now you are an example of when comedy turns to sarcasm and cynicism. And you find it extremely easy to get jokes at someone else expense. You mock my success, but all I ever did was support you. You @50cent @unclerush @tariqnasheed have decided my sexual assault was hilarious, whereas there are a whole generation of black women and men who don’t think it’s funny. ABUSERS PROTECT ABUSERS but they MOCK SURVIVORS as well. When you see me, keep it moving.”

DL did not respond.

Go figure; he’d been served; he’d been outed as a man who thinks child abuse is funny, who thinks gay bashing is a laugh, who thinks a man, especially a man with muscles, can’t be sexually assaulted.

DL Hughley is an ass.

Tuesday Thought #2

The Daily Hypocrite: Caitlyn Jenner

I was all Team Caitlyn when she transitioned because I love people who live in their truth, no matter how long it may take them to accept themselves, or for the world to accept them.

Then she started talking about politics, and that’s where I became worried. I mean, it’s fine if she’s a Republican, though, again, I don’t get gay Republicans. But when she threw her support behind _____ and claimed he’d be the best candidate for the LGBT community I was furious. I mean, what has _____ ever done, as a private citizen, as a candidate, as President for us?

Crickets.

I mean, he scrubbed us from the White House website; he dropped us from the Census. Then he proposed a ban on transgender military personnel.

And that’s when Caitlyn finally broke away from _____, and openly criticized him:

“I believe every American should be outraged by the disrespect shown to those people wearing our country’s uniform.”

And I agreed; she added that transgender soldiers and veterans are “much braver than you, Mr. _____” pledged her allegiance to the Trans gender Community and to the country, but not to Donald _____.

And then she was photographed driving around in her little convertible wearing a “Make America Great Again” hat.

Of course, Caitlyn has now come out and apologized to the transgender community—her ­community—after being seen in the hat:

“I apologize to all of the trans community. I made a mistake. I will never do it again and I'm getting rid of the hat.”

Jenner wants us to believe that she mistakenly wore that hat after grabbing the first one she could find while rushing off to a golf club. She said she never thought she’d be spotted with the hat but now plans to either auction it off or destroy it.

It was publicity, Caitlyn, a chance to get yourself in the news, again; publicity, something you live for, no matter who it hurts. You know that you're going to be followed and photographed when you go out, so you don't make "mistakes" when choosing what to wear. It got you noticed, which you love, and then you can milk it with a faux-pology.

So, I go back again, and say, again, Fuck off, Caitlyn, you’re not needed as an ally or a spokesperson for any part of our community.

Just For Fun .... Kaption These:

Apparently, Kim Kash Kow Kardashian, clothing designer, serial bride, media whore and pron star, has come up with a lingerie line and the pictures are a hoot.
Her lips look more jacked than Lohan's and she's been photo-shopped to within a foot of her ginormous ass.
So, come up with some good KimKaptions:

Not so much a Come-Hither-Just-Had-Sex look,
as it is a Just Been Gangbanged By Cellblock 4 look.

Rebecca Of Crazybrook Farm.

But Geppetto, I wanna be a real girl.
There's more plastic here than a Lego factory..