Ain't That America XXVIII

Let’s once again start with some good news, good votes, standing against the regime, and speaking up before discussing the Grieving Grifter and Melanie’s panties …

In a special election for Kentucky State Senate District 37, Democrat Gary Clemons won the election with 72.5% of the vote.

This is the Resistance at work.

After a closed-door deposition with the House Judiciary Committee last week, attorneys for Jack Smith, the former special counsel who led the criminal cases against Cankles, demanded their client to be allowed to testify in an open forum:

“[We] reiterate our request for an open and public hearing. During the investigation of [Cankles], Mr. Smith steadfastly followed Justice Department policies, observed all legal requirements, and took actions based on the facts and the law. He stands by his decisions.”

The GOP is scared that Smith will speak in public and reveal the facts of this case and proof Cankles guilty of criminal activity.

Ohio Democrat Representative Joyce Beatty is calling out faux-christian KKKarolying Leavitt for not telling the truth about the “unanimous vote” to add Cankles’ name to the Kennedy Center; Leavitt lied:

“I have just been informed that the highly respected Board of the Kennedy Center, some of the most successful people from all parts of the world, have just voted unanimously to rename the Kennedy Center to the [Cankles]-Kennedy Center.”

Surprise, but this was not the case at all, and Joyce Beatty, who serves as an ex officio member of the Kennedy Center, shared a very different version:

“I'm Congresswoman Joyce Beatty … I was on that call. And as I tried to push my button to voice my concern, to ask questions, and certainly not to vote in support of this, I was muted. Each time I tried to speak, I was muted. Participants were not allowed to voice their concerns who were online. Yet it was said at the end, it was a unanimous vote.”

This is completely unsurprising, as the regime lies about literally everything.

A Siena College poll shows that New York Governor Kathy Hochul has a 19-point lead over her Republican challenger, New York GOP Representative Elise Stefanik, in a hypothetical 2026 general election matchup.

And so Stefanik, who garnered zero support from Cankles has quit the race before it really began and has announced she will also resign from Congress.

This is one goose-stepper who was kicked to the curb by her own regime.

The Oklahoma Supreme Court ruled that former Superintendent, and cultist, Ryan Walters and the Oklahoma State Board of Education [OSBE] violated the Open Meeting Act by approving new K-12 social studies standards promoting Christianity to public school students by making changes to standards without notifying the public or providing notice to the other OSBE members.

The court declared the standards invalid according to Americans United and reinstated the prior version of the standards enacted in 2019.

Wyoming GOP Senator Cynthia Lummis has announced that she will not seek re-election to the Senate in 2026:

“It’s an incredible honor to represent Wyoming in the U.S. Senate, and throughout my time here, Wyoming has been my one-and-only priority … Deciding not to run for re-election does represent a change of heart for me, but in the difficult, exhausting session weeks this fall I’ve come to accept that I do not have six more years in me. I am a devout legislator, but I feel like a sprinter in a marathon. The energy required doesn’t match up.”

If anyone thinks this isn't Lummis getting out now and then running for office once Cankles is gone so she can play the "I did nothing wrong" card is a special kind of stupid.

A Cynthia Lummis kind of stupid.

Senate leaders gave up on trying to pass a government funding package before adjourning for the holidays, punting the issue to the new year—when lawmakers will have just a few weeks left to avoid another government shutdown.

Senators tried to make an eleventh-hour attempt to find a path forward on bringing up a bundle of five bills but Democratic Senators Michael Bennet and John Hickenlooper of Colorado announced they would hold up the package after White House budget director Russ Vought’s decision to dismantle the National Center for Atmospheric Research.

It has been reported that the dismantling of the climate center is retribution from the regime for Colorado Democrat Governor Jared Polis refusing to allow a pardon of QAnon nutbag Tina Peters from state prison.

Resisting extortion!

Minnesota Democrat Representative Ilhan Omar, one of the first Muslim women in Congress, wants GOP Representative Randy Fine expelled for Islamophobic remarks. The Minnesota Democrat’s campaign sent out an email blast citing comments Fine made in a House committee hearing stating about “mainstream Muslims” specifically:’

“I don’t know how you make peace with those who seek your destruction, I think you destroy them first.”

Fine proudly shared the clip of his Hate Speech online.

Fine also called for denaturalizing and expelling all Muslims living in the United States.

At the end of CBS’ heavily promoted Saturday night town hall with Erika “Grieving Grifter” Kirk, CBS News editor-in-chief Bari Weiss promised viewers that there would be “many more conversations like this in the weeks and months ahead” on the network.

Trouble is, no one was watching ; according to early numbers from Nielsen’s Big Data + Panel measurement, the one-hour CBS News town hall drew 1.548 million total viewers and 237,000 in the coveted advertising demographic of viewers aged 25 to 54.

The Erika Kirk sit-down declined 11% in total viewership compared to the network’s normal programming of reruns and was down 41% percent in that key demographic.

And like Cankles, CBS is rewriting history saying the town hall was actually up compared to the network’s programming in recent weeks.

Uh huh.

In September, Cankles’ assistant Margo Martin shared a video of a hallway filled with the portraits of former presidents and calling it the "The Presidential Walk of Fame.” The video she shared panned over multiple portraits of former presidents before lingering on an image of Biden's autopen signature.

Cankles has long lied that Biden’s pardons were signed using an autopen, citing a report which has been used by rightwingnut and mainstream media morons to fuel claims about Biden’s cognitive decline.

The Biden plaque that refers to him as "the worst President in American History" who took office "as a result of the most corrupt Election ever seen in the United States."

A plaque installed under the portrait of former President Barack Obama refers to him as “one of the most divisive political figures in American history." It, among other things, criticizes the Affordable Care Act as "ineffective" and derides other policies that would be "later terminated by [a narcissistic, racist fuckmonkey called [Cankles].”

It’s really a Walk of Shame of a President who cannot get anything done other than bitch and moan and kvetch about being a loser.

I want to plaque dedicated to Cankles:

I like it.

Erika “Grieving Grifter” Kirk says Turning Point USA, the hate group her husband founded, would work to elect JD Vance president in 2028 as infighting over the future of the GOP took center stage:

“We are going to get my husband’s friend JD Vance elected [in 2028].”

I’m not sure, I wasn’t there, but I wonder if she mentioned that she would then become First Lady once she orders CouchFucker to dump Usha. And, if so, does she know she'd be playing second fiddle to a sofa?

The Justice Department released thousands of new records on convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein last week but at least 550 pages in the documents are fully redacted because nothing says transparency like blacked out text and nothing says Cankles isn’t a child raping pervert like making sure any mention of his name is not seen.

I need Pammy Jo Bondi to be arrested for crimes against America and aiding and abetting a rapist.

PS Democrat Congressman Ro Khanna and GOP Representative Thomas Massie say they are committed to holding Justice Department officials, especially Pammy Jo Bondi, accountable for their failure to release all eligible Epstein files by Friday’s deadline.

Good.

At a rally in North Carolina over the weekend to talk about affordability—gas is down to just 30-cents in some areas, and eggs are free, and healthcare is … well, eggs are fee—Cankles got wrapped up in one of his Doddering Demented DonOLD rants about Melanie’s panties and the FBI raid on Mar-Illegal:

"They went into my wife's closet ... they looked at her drawers … Her undergarments, sometimes referred to as panties, are folded perfect, wrapped. They're, like, so perfect. I think that she steams them."

With the American people facing double and triple costs for healthcare in the New Year, with a rapist in the White House threatening war with Venezuela, his main concern were that his wife’s panties … which he has been in since Melanie said “I do” were touched and not by him.

Seriously.

What can we do? Oh, I know …. 

Ain't That America V

Well, what a week or so it's been in America … The Felon has launched a propaganda website …RFK Jr. once again proved himself mentally ill … The Felon admitted that tariffs will hurt Americans … Pam Bondi went full Nazi and stupid  … a Nebraska GOP asshat laid out plans to gut Medicaid while Lying Mike Johnson said there would be no cuts … DOGE is the Cybertruck of government agencies … The Felon’s first 100 days were golf and lies, and lies about golf …the GOP and planes don’t mix …Marco Rubio lived his parent’s dream of becoming an anti-immigrant fascist … the GOP clearly puts party over country, but … the Equality Act is up for a new vote … a wrongfully detained man was released .. Mark Carney and Canada .. pools show The Felon to be the worst … and impeachment charges were brought up …

The White House has launched its own Drudge Report-esque website—White House Wire—to spotlight positive news stories on The Felon.

Talk about your fake news.

Heroin addict and victim of a brain worm, Robert Kennedy Jr claims that the MMR, or Measles, vaccine contains a lot of aborted fetus debris and DNA particles.

No. Seriously.

The Felon acknowledged that toy shortages are possible as his tariff hikes ripple through the economy after the CEOs of Walmart, Target and Home Depot privately warned him about the likelihood of shortages and price spikes.

Huh. It’s almost as if he admits he’s a liar.

In the midst of The Felon’s major immigration crackdown and violent law enforcement techniques, Attorney General Barbie Pam Bondi boasted about her plans to kill American citizens:

“That’s keeping America safe. We’ve rescinded the death penalty. I’m signing death warrants.”

Bondi also claimed that “119 million lives have been saved” due to fentanyl seizures and the next day that number more than doubled to 258 million.

There are 340 million Americans so is she suggesting that anywhere from 35% to 75% of us are hooked on fentanyl or is she just another blithering lying fascist idiot.

Nebraska’s GOP Representative Don Bacon is drawing a red line on Medicaid cuts saying he won’t accept more than $500 billion in reductions to the program.

Just $500B.

On the other side, Hose Speaker Little Lying Mike Johnson, Nationalist Christian or Nat-C, says do not believe the lies the Democrat Party says about the GOP gutting Medicaid.

Even the GOP doesn’t have an effing clue as to what they’re ]doing.

DOGE promised $2 trillion in savings but now says it has saved the government just $160 billion but, in fact, the government has actually been spending more compared to this time last year as spending rose by $156 billion since The Felon took office.

Grifters, all of ‘em.

The Felon’s First 100 Days:

He promised to reduce the price of eggs and then egg prices reached record highs. He promised to bring everyday prices down but everyday prices have risen. He promised a booming economy but tanked the stock market. He promised to create jobs and then fired 100s of 1000s of government workers.

And then there was SignalGate, trade wars, Social Security benefits at risk, deported citizens, declassified the JFK files—but not the Epstein files, ended federal support for paper straws, ended production of the penny.

But the rich got their tax breaks so …

An F/-18E Super Hornet assigned to the aircraft carrier USS Harry S. Truman was lost at sea during a towing incident in the hangar bay on Monday.

The plane cost $66 million.

What is it with this regime and airplanes?

In addition to El Salvador, The Felon’s regime is seeking other countries willing to accept illegally deported people from America and Marco Rubio, whose family escaped the fascist Castro regime in Cuba only to see their son join a fascist regime, says:

“We want to send you some of the most despicable human beings to your countries … the further away the better.”

He wants these Latino immigrants sent to Libya and Rwanda.

His family must be so proud.

New York Governor Kathy Hochul is open to renaming New York’s Penn Station after The Felon after his regime announced that the federal government would take over its redevelopment.

Stepping with the fascists, Kathy? Because you’ll re=name it after him and then he’ll pull funding.

That’s what grifters do.

House Republican leaders are moving to thwart Democratic efforts to probe DUI hired Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s controversial use of Signal, using their power to stop the minority party from forcing a vote that could embarrass The Felon.

Anything goes in the Party Over Country group as long as their gelatinous tub of lard doesn’t look bad.

As leaders in the House and Senate are set to reintroduce the Equality Act—historic federal legislation that would ensure comprehensive nondiscrimination protections for LGBTQ+ people everywhere—a coalition of civil rights organizations urgently calls for the legislation’s swift passage.

The bill’s reintroduction comes amidst a dangerous rise in anti-LGBTQ+ legislative and executive actions, including the erosion of nondiscrimination protections and weaponization of federal authorities against marginalized communities.

The nonpartisan Public Religion Research Institute found that national support for the Equality Act topped 75 %, including a majority of Republicans and Independents.

But fascists in power … the march goes on.

A federal judge dealt a blow to The Felon’s regime and ordered the release  of Columbia University student Mohsen Mahdawi, who was arrested at his U.S. citizenship appointment.

Now do Kilmar Abrego Garcia.

One thing to remember during The Felon’s first 100 days that he helped Mark Carney win the Canadian election.

I mean, he did that one thing right, eh?

A majority of Americans say The Felon is a “dangerous dictator” who poses a threat to democracy and believe he’s overstepped his authority by actions such as the mass firing of federal employees and the illegal deportations without due process.

Forty percent of Americans expressed favorable views.

Fifty-two percent expressed unfavorable views.

Forty percent still seems high.

Great Britain and the European Union are set to sign a formal declaration committing to “free and open trade” in defiance of The Felon’s tariff agenda.

A leaked draft seen by POLITICO promises a “new strategic partnership” between London and Brussels based on “maintaining global economic stability and our mutual commitment to free and open trade.”

The rest of the world will turn away from us thanks to the Bankruptcy King.

This week Democrat Congressman from Michigan, Shri Thanedar, introduced articles of impeachment against The Felon citing a sweeping abuse of power, flagrant violations of the Constitution, and acts of tyranny that undermine American democracy and threaten the rule of law.

Doubtful much will come of this right now, but the Cultists and Fox news are already playing the race card and wondering how someone named Shri Thanedar was elected to political office.