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I don’t know who Goonew is, but this story makes me sick.

Goonew was a twenty-four-year-old a rapper who was shot and killed three weeks ago in District Heights, Maryland, a few blocks from where he grew up. His murder remains unsolved, but his family held his funeral last weekend and it was … sickening.

With the help of the funeral home, the family propped up Goonew’s embalmed corpse on stage at Bliss Nightclub, dressed in sneakers, jeans, an Amiri hoodie, and a crown, and they called the service “The Last Show”  and charged a $40 cover charge for the privilege of partying with a dead body on a stage.

Seriously.

Now, I get the idea of having the memorial in a club; is it really so different propping a corpse up on a stage than having the body inside a pine box? But to put a cover charge on it like this was Goonew’s last “performance” stinks of greed.

Sickening.

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More sickening … embattled “housewife” Erika Jayne of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills was recently removed from the lawsuit against her soon-to-be ex-husband, Tom Girardi, after he was accused of embezzling settlement money meant for widows and orphans.

As soon as that news came, Erika ran to Twitter to do a “told ya so” dance and pronounce she’d been right saying she was innocent. But the California Court system said, “Hold my beer” because the other shoe had yet to drop.

She was then named in a $2.1 million lawsuit  for ALLEGEDLY “aiding and abetting” Tom’s schemes and has just been sued for $50 million for her ALLEGED role in Girardi’s money schemes.

The XXpen$ive To Be Me “singer” is getting cheaper by the day.

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Oh Madge, what have you done now?

While Madonna has had a TikTok account for a while she doesn’t post that often, but when she did so recently, she scared the children because her face is, well, like that up there. And the children came for her:

“This honestly scared me.”

“Nurse she’s over here.”

“Is she okay, though?”

“Is this Darcey or Stacey?”

I had to Google Darcey and Stacey—that’s them down there—and they are Darcey and Stacey Silva who have a reality show that follows their hot messes around Middletown, Connecticut.

So, basically, they’re Madonna without having had a successful singing career in the 80s and 90s.

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This sounds like a joke, but it’s about Marjorie Taylor Greene and she has zero sense of humor, so, you know, it must be true [hint: it is].

After the confirmation vote for Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson, Large and In Charge Marge was all kinds of butt-hurt and labeled the three Republicans who voted to confirm—Susan Collins, Mitt Romney and Lisa Murkowski—as “pro-pedophile” and when talk show host Jimmy Kimmel heard about that he said:

“Wow, where is Will Smith when you really need him?”

In response Marge called the Capitol Police—the very group she denigrated after the Insurrection—to report the threat of assault. Luckily, the Capitol Police have enough on their plate, and they put Marge’s complaint in the Circular File, and so she took to Twitter:

“You weren’t joking. You hide your misogyny and your racism behind your ‘jokes’ on @ABC. This was a dog whistle to the violent left to assault me or worse, and your [sic] already inspiring fantasies of violence against me. How many new death threats will I get that are your fans?”

And she went on:

“@jimmykimmel your fans called my office today in direct response to you inciting physical violence towards me. It’s not a joke. You knew exactly what you were doing. @ABC and their parent company @WaltDisneyCo should not allow your misogyny & threats of violence.”

Kimmel addressed her TwitRage—first pointing out a misspelled “your” in one of her tweets—and noted that he gets death threats from her QAnon minions and that she  “is the one who endorsed fringe conspiracy theories” and “repeatedly indicated support for executing prominent Democratic politicians.” And then Kimmel followed her lead and reported her, oh not to the police, but to the Justice League, writing:

“Dear Batman,

I’m writing about a woman who might be a supervillain. Like the Riddler she believes the world is full of coded messages. Like the Joker she thinks she is funny, and like the Penguin she is five foot three. Please check her out. Love to Robin.

Love, Jimmy.”

At press time for this post, Marge hasn’t sent Poison Ivy after Jimmy … yet.

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Last year when the Kardastrophes announced they were quitting their “show,” I posted that they were simply quitting the E! channel and would soon have a streaming show where they could make more coins.

I was right, but this isn’t about that. This is about that group shot up there with all the daughters, except the dumb one who keeps getting pregnant, looking tanned and Botoxed and boob jobbed and extensioned to the gills, and it begs the question: what is veteran character actor JK Simmons doing up there in the back row with the black bob?

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